Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 13: More Boring than Britney Spears' Pepsi Commercials
About twenty minutes has passed since the party was formed containing Joey, his date Mai, his sister Serenity, his friend Tristan... Who was still having trouble with the shutter on his helmet, also Seto Kaiba and Makuba has joined them just for fun since Joey insisted. Seto Kaiba still looks at his watch waiting for that special person to show up who has agreed to go on a date with him that night at the carnival thanks to Makuba with help of setting it up.
While the party was formed, little Yugi is stuck working with his granpa selling fried foods and some noodle specials in his costume that looks similar to Vincent Valentine's from Final Fantasy seven with the red scarf covering his mouth area and neck. While his grandpa looks like he is like a monk that look like they worship and practice buddism in the mountains with a dark orange cloak and a hood covering his part of his head.
Business was going over pretty nicely thanks to Joey letting Grandpa and Yugi sell his lemonade and special pink lemonade. People were really buying the drinks to wash down all of Grandpa's greasy steak sandwhiches, burgers, fried chicken, clam sauced noodles, and soup. Mmmm... Yugi worked with taking the orders, handling the money, and serving while Grandpa works the grill and deep frier. As I said the business was doing quite well for the two.
Meanwhile Seto still waited for his date to show up and kept looking back at his watch seeing that twenty minutes has passed. He paised his head looking up from his watch looking from the right to the left still waiting with his little brother by his side eager to see the rides. Suddenly a girl with brunette hair with a white flower crown around her head like a head band and wearing a nice white silky dress walked passed the park gate looking around. Mokuba caught sight of the girl in white first with trying to tell his older brother by tugging on the skirt part of his blue tunic.
"For god sakes, Makuba what?" Asked Seto as he looked at his watch again.
"Uh... Your date is finally here." Said Mokuba as he pointed.
"What! Where?" Said Kaiba surprised as he looked back and forth trying to find her.
"Brother, she's right there in the white." Pointed out Makuba.
"Oh my god..." Said Seto.
"Whoa is that Tea?" asked the pimp Bakura.
"Wow. Tea is mighty good looking." Said Joey as he glimpsed at Tea. Then suddenly Mai pulls out a giant golden oar and whacks Joey in the back of the head with it.
"You just broke rule number five Joey." Said Mai as she patted the large flat end of the oar in her hand.
"What fifth rule?! YOU DIDN'T MENTION A FIFTH RULE! Hey what is the fifth rule anyway?" Asked Joey as the large red bump on his head started to pump like a heart fiercly.
"Looking at other girls..." Responded Mai.
"Not even my friend that happens to be a girl?" Asked Joey.
"Uh....." Said Mai as she paused for a second and can't come up with anything so she hits Joey again with the golden oar.
"What was that for this time?!" Screamed Joey.
"Uh... Just doing this for fun." Responded Mai as she continued to beat poor Joey with the golden oar, then she stopped when she heard something snap and Joey yelping.
"Wait did someone say Tea is good looking in her costume. Someone lift me up, I can't see!" Said Tristan still on the ground unwillingly to move.
(Seto seems to be in his own little world seeing as the girl in the white dress turning out to be Tea, the white dress slithering across the ground and the long white baggy sleeves brustling with the wind blowing slightly, and her flower crown making her costume with the finishing touches making her such an eye candy to Kaiba with the nice red ruby amulent dangling from her neck and in between her cleavage. Then all of a sudden the scene was ruined by Joey farting...)
"Oh I'm sorry did a ruin the moment?" Asked Joey.
"YOU SURE DAMN DID!" Shouted Kaiba as he started to charge after Joey as he ran around Mai. Mai then gets out her oar then hits Joey flat on the head making him fall over once more next to the fallen Tristan with Kaiba repositioning himself for the coming of Tea.
"Uh hiya Tea..." Greeted a flushed Seto.
"Whazzup?" Greeted Tea then Seto smirked.
"UH so you ready to enjoy the carnival?" Asked Kaiba nervously.
"You bet sexy." Responded a flirty Tea.
"Big brother can we go on some rides? And what does sexy mean?" Asked Makuba innocently.
"UH... HEY everyone let's go on some rides okay?" Asked Kaiba.
"Can I pick? CAN I PICK?" Asked Makuba.
"I don't see why not." Responded Kaiba.
"GREAT! I WANT TO GO ON THAT ONE!" Said Makuba as he pointed to a ride with a very long line of people. Everyone but the happy Makuba has sweat drops on their heads.
"Uh kid. I think that one has a really long line, that sorta is going to take along time to get on too." Said Joey as he regained his balance from off the ground.
"I WANT TO GO! I WANT TO GO!" Repeated Makuba. Everyone didn't want to hear Makuba repeat himself over and over again wanting to go on a ride so they all went to shut him up also the stress of getting Tristan back up.
The eight got into the line to make Makuba happy, since Seto was merely the tallest he tried to get a view of what the ride actually was. There was no luck since there was a large crowd of people waiting infront of them also. Seto got the idea that if they wait in line for a little longer that they will find out on which ride they are really riding, he tried to look over again with no success.
(2 hours later...)
"My god this is more boring than watching Britney Spears' commercials advertising Pepsi over a million times on TV." Said Tristan as his voice muffled through the helmet.
"Yeah I swear that's the only thing they show now a days. Meanwhile really she still says that she's a virgin... Phh I bet that she's screwing guys and her ex-boyfriend: Justin Timberlake is still screwing guys." Said Joey.
"My god... How long is this line going to go on for?" Asked Kaiba.
"I think we're almost to the end." Said Bakura.
Seto was the first to step over the red strip meaning that the line has ended and ready for the ride. He was planning to sit next to Tea while he can keep a good eye on Makuba being Bakura's seat partner... Only one problem... There was no ride.
"Did you people enjoy the ride?" Asked the ride operator.
"What ride?" Asked Kaiba.
"The line ride. It's a real life simulator of a really long line." Said the ride operator.
"What the (BEEP) kind of crap is this?" Asked Joey.
To Be Continued...
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 13: More Boring than Britney Spears' Pepsi Commercials
About twenty minutes has passed since the party was formed containing Joey, his date Mai, his sister Serenity, his friend Tristan... Who was still having trouble with the shutter on his helmet, also Seto Kaiba and Makuba has joined them just for fun since Joey insisted. Seto Kaiba still looks at his watch waiting for that special person to show up who has agreed to go on a date with him that night at the carnival thanks to Makuba with help of setting it up.
While the party was formed, little Yugi is stuck working with his granpa selling fried foods and some noodle specials in his costume that looks similar to Vincent Valentine's from Final Fantasy seven with the red scarf covering his mouth area and neck. While his grandpa looks like he is like a monk that look like they worship and practice buddism in the mountains with a dark orange cloak and a hood covering his part of his head.
Business was going over pretty nicely thanks to Joey letting Grandpa and Yugi sell his lemonade and special pink lemonade. People were really buying the drinks to wash down all of Grandpa's greasy steak sandwhiches, burgers, fried chicken, clam sauced noodles, and soup. Mmmm... Yugi worked with taking the orders, handling the money, and serving while Grandpa works the grill and deep frier. As I said the business was doing quite well for the two.
Meanwhile Seto still waited for his date to show up and kept looking back at his watch seeing that twenty minutes has passed. He paised his head looking up from his watch looking from the right to the left still waiting with his little brother by his side eager to see the rides. Suddenly a girl with brunette hair with a white flower crown around her head like a head band and wearing a nice white silky dress walked passed the park gate looking around. Mokuba caught sight of the girl in white first with trying to tell his older brother by tugging on the skirt part of his blue tunic.
"For god sakes, Makuba what?" Asked Seto as he looked at his watch again.
"Uh... Your date is finally here." Said Mokuba as he pointed.
"What! Where?" Said Kaiba surprised as he looked back and forth trying to find her.
"Brother, she's right there in the white." Pointed out Makuba.
"Oh my god..." Said Seto.
"Whoa is that Tea?" asked the pimp Bakura.
"Wow. Tea is mighty good looking." Said Joey as he glimpsed at Tea. Then suddenly Mai pulls out a giant golden oar and whacks Joey in the back of the head with it.
"You just broke rule number five Joey." Said Mai as she patted the large flat end of the oar in her hand.
"What fifth rule?! YOU DIDN'T MENTION A FIFTH RULE! Hey what is the fifth rule anyway?" Asked Joey as the large red bump on his head started to pump like a heart fiercly.
"Looking at other girls..." Responded Mai.
"Not even my friend that happens to be a girl?" Asked Joey.
"Uh....." Said Mai as she paused for a second and can't come up with anything so she hits Joey again with the golden oar.
"What was that for this time?!" Screamed Joey.
"Uh... Just doing this for fun." Responded Mai as she continued to beat poor Joey with the golden oar, then she stopped when she heard something snap and Joey yelping.
"Wait did someone say Tea is good looking in her costume. Someone lift me up, I can't see!" Said Tristan still on the ground unwillingly to move.
(Seto seems to be in his own little world seeing as the girl in the white dress turning out to be Tea, the white dress slithering across the ground and the long white baggy sleeves brustling with the wind blowing slightly, and her flower crown making her costume with the finishing touches making her such an eye candy to Kaiba with the nice red ruby amulent dangling from her neck and in between her cleavage. Then all of a sudden the scene was ruined by Joey farting...)
"Oh I'm sorry did a ruin the moment?" Asked Joey.
"YOU SURE DAMN DID!" Shouted Kaiba as he started to charge after Joey as he ran around Mai. Mai then gets out her oar then hits Joey flat on the head making him fall over once more next to the fallen Tristan with Kaiba repositioning himself for the coming of Tea.
"Uh hiya Tea..." Greeted a flushed Seto.
"Whazzup?" Greeted Tea then Seto smirked.
"UH so you ready to enjoy the carnival?" Asked Kaiba nervously.
"You bet sexy." Responded a flirty Tea.
"Big brother can we go on some rides? And what does sexy mean?" Asked Makuba innocently.
"UH... HEY everyone let's go on some rides okay?" Asked Kaiba.
"Can I pick? CAN I PICK?" Asked Makuba.
"I don't see why not." Responded Kaiba.
"GREAT! I WANT TO GO ON THAT ONE!" Said Makuba as he pointed to a ride with a very long line of people. Everyone but the happy Makuba has sweat drops on their heads.
"Uh kid. I think that one has a really long line, that sorta is going to take along time to get on too." Said Joey as he regained his balance from off the ground.
"I WANT TO GO! I WANT TO GO!" Repeated Makuba. Everyone didn't want to hear Makuba repeat himself over and over again wanting to go on a ride so they all went to shut him up also the stress of getting Tristan back up.
The eight got into the line to make Makuba happy, since Seto was merely the tallest he tried to get a view of what the ride actually was. There was no luck since there was a large crowd of people waiting infront of them also. Seto got the idea that if they wait in line for a little longer that they will find out on which ride they are really riding, he tried to look over again with no success.
(2 hours later...)
"My god this is more boring than watching Britney Spears' commercials advertising Pepsi over a million times on TV." Said Tristan as his voice muffled through the helmet.
"Yeah I swear that's the only thing they show now a days. Meanwhile really she still says that she's a virgin... Phh I bet that she's screwing guys and her ex-boyfriend: Justin Timberlake is still screwing guys." Said Joey.
"My god... How long is this line going to go on for?" Asked Kaiba.
"I think we're almost to the end." Said Bakura.
Seto was the first to step over the red strip meaning that the line has ended and ready for the ride. He was planning to sit next to Tea while he can keep a good eye on Makuba being Bakura's seat partner... Only one problem... There was no ride.
"Did you people enjoy the ride?" Asked the ride operator.
"What ride?" Asked Kaiba.
"The line ride. It's a real life simulator of a really long line." Said the ride operator.
"What the (BEEP) kind of crap is this?" Asked Joey.
To Be Continued...
