Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 14: The Cornholio within!

After wasting two god for saking hours waiting in the line ride, the group decided to eat since Makuba suggested it during the line ride line over a million times. Seto started to show some friendliness in himself and decided to buy for everyone, even though he thinks Joey should just plain eat dirt. But maybe this one time, Joey can actually show some respect for once isntead of shooting off his mouth. The gang headed to the food truck that Yugi and his grandfather were operating to make more money, Seto got everyone's orders written down and let's Joey help him with carrying the food back to the large picnic table right next to Yugi's stand. While Seto and Joey wait in line, Tristan with that big suit of armor couldn't really sit down straight on the chair... No really there was an old person ahead of Joey and Seto who seems pretty freaking retarded looking with his buck teeth, crooked glasses, and hunched over appearance.

"Hello sir, may I take your order?" Asked Yugi who is dressed up like Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy seven, even though the costume looks tough he is still the lovable little Yugi.

"Yes sonny, I'd like a hamburger with cheese, a cheeseburger without cheese, a lemonade with no lemon taste in it, french fries that arn't made from potatoes and I don't want them from France..." Ordered the old man.

"Uh.... Okay..." Responded Yugi as he rolled his eyes. He went to the back of the trailor and took care of the food order himself becuase he knew his grandfather would be confused totally as he just took an ordinary hamburger and labeled it cheeseburger, the same with the cheeseburger, poured just ordinary water into the lemonade cup, and stuck a label on the french fries now calling them german fries. Yugi just gave the old stupid man his food and got the money from him, surprisingly the right amount. Now Joey and Seto step up infront of Yugi while Seto looks at the list of everyone else in their group wanted.

"Hey Joey. Hey Seto, how are you enjoying the carnival so far?" Asked Yugi.

"OH it's great Yug's... We spent the first two hours waiting in the line ride's line!" Said Joey sarcasticly with that response Seto punched Joey in the arm.

"OW!" Shouted Joey.

"Very funny dog boy. Well anyway Yugi, I would like eight cheeseburgers, six hamburgers, about eight orders of french fries, six yellow lemonades, two pink lemonades, (DUHDUHDUHDUH) two steak sandwiches, and four orders buttered and spiced noodles." Said Kaiba as he read down the list of food.

"Whoa, that's alot of food. I'll get right on it." Said Yugi as he took the orders and told his grandfather in what to get ready. Meanwhile back to the picnic table, the others are waiting patiently for their food then Mai turned her head to the white gowned Tea as she sat next to her.

"So Tea is it? Uh so what made you go to this carnival with Kaiba?" Asked Mai.

"Well thanks to a little cupid who's name starts with an M arranged this thing to happen. So really I'm going to try to have a good time with him, and when the time comes... I'll make sure he gets a greatful reward for alteast offering to pay for everything." Responded Tea as she folded her hands onto the wooden planked picnic table.

"Oic... So can you fill me in on what his reward is?" asked Mai as she moved in closer.

"I'm not telling, it's a secret." Said Tea.

"DAMN!" Said Mai.

"Hey, there is a kid here!" Said Pimp Bakura.

"Oh why don't you go to your corner and do your job." Said Mai.

"Can't do it, becuase I don't have any hoes. But hmm..." Said Bakura.

"Don't even think about it!" Said Mai as she brought out her golden oar.

"Wow didn't have this much excitement since Joey went on a sugar rush at school and got that strange subsitute teacher from that red neck hick white mountain town." Said Tristan as his voice muffled through his helmet.

(Scene kicks in with the school where Yugioh gang go to, the same classroom with Yugi, Tea, Bakura, Tristan, and Seto sitting in their seats sort of paying attention to the new subsitute from a town called South Park to be substituting for atleast three weeks while Joey seems to be shaking alot either from shivering or had too much sugar that morning. The teacher named Mr. Garrison sort of had hair but with the bald spot on his head, had glasses, wearing green, and seems to have a strange puppet with an oversized hat on its head. Joey continues to shake a little bit more violently in his seat until he got the attention of the whole class while Mr. Garrison was showing a video that had nothing to do with the subject on what the class is about.)

"Okay children, now what did Barniby Jones mean when he said this wasn't a victimless crime?" Asked Mr.Garrison as he turned off the vcr. None of the students seemed to be fully awake or doing anything but Joey kept shaking in his seat.

"Children were you even paying attention?!" Asked Mr. Garrison in concern.

"Uh Mr. Garrison, we've been watching Barniby Jones for atleast eight days now. It's hard to keep paying attention anymore." Said Yugi.

"OH excuse me Yugi Moto, let's not pay attention to what Barniby Jones means and let's see how far you get in soceity." Responded Mr. Garrison. With that remark Yugi silencened then Tea raised her hand.

"Yes Tea?" Asked Mr. Garrison.

"Can I use the restroom?" Asked Tea.

"I dunno Tea. Did you ask Mr. Hat?" Asked Mr.Garrison.

"Uh why do I have to ask Mr. Hat to use the restroom? He's just a stupid puppet. What do you think we are pre-schoolers?" Said Tea.

"Well Tea if you want to use the restroom you have to ask Mr. Hat" Said Mr. Garrison.

"Fine... Mr. Hat can I please be excused from class to use the restroom?" Asked Tea.

"Well Tea.... NO! YOU HEAR ME!? YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!" Screamed Mr. Hat as Mr. Garrison mumbled.

"Hmm. Guess you have to hold it in Tea." Said Mr. Garrison.

"I AM CORNHOLIO!" Said Joey as he stood up from his seat with his shirt over his head.

"What the hell is your problem Joey?" Asked Mr. Garrison.

"I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! YOU MUST ALL BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!" Said the Great Cornholio/Joey.

"Uh heheh huh heheh heheh heh." Chuckled Tristan. (Guess who he is since Joey took the Beavis/Cornholio role)

"MY BUNGHOLE GOES RAHHH!!!" Said Joey as he shook his head violently and then walks out of the classroom chanting his new name which is the great cornholio. Everyone just starred as Joey left the classroom and got sweat drops on their heads.

"Well you don't see that everyday." Said Mr. Garrison. "Uh Tristan? Is your friend Joey always like that and (BLEEP) in the head or does he have a problem?

"Uh heheh huh heheh. Joey like ate about twenty five candy bars a whole six pack of root beer by himself." Said Tristan.

"Oh so it's nothing really to worry about then, he's only on a sugar rush so he'll run out of gas later. In the meantime we're going to watch episode 263: Barniby under seige." Said Mr. Garrison as he popped in another tape and the class moaned in boredom.

To Be Continued...

Note: Hey guys its me again. I decided to plan atleast four more chapters since some of the chapters are getting off plot here so i'll throw in some more chapters so this will probably go up to 18 chapters...