Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 15: Wanna get high?

The food order for Kaiba and the group came up in three minutes finally with a patiently waiting Kaiba with his arms crossed while Joey sorta needs to sit still becuase he's starving. The large food order was put into bags to keep a few orders seperate like a happy meal from McDonalds. Seto took out his wallet and paid the little Vincent dressed Yugi, told him to keep the change too, and then carried half of the stuff they ordered to the table to where the others are sitting paitently. Then Joey and Seto started passing out the food to the people who wanted whatever they had...

"Mmmmm... I got a barbicue rib sandwhich..." Said Pimp Bakura.

"I got a nice healthy hamburger." Said Tea then she saw some grease spill onto the counter... "eh maybe not a healthy one..."

"Wow, I got a large cheeseburger!" Said Tristan as he lifted his helmet with one hand, then tried to pick up the cheeseburger with the other but when his burger got close to his mouth, the shutter on his helmet shut infront of him again... "Damn it..."

"Mmm... I got some good fries!" Squeled Mokuba as he started on his juicy french fries.

"I got a rock..." Said Charlie Brown with a cheap ghost costume covering his whole body.

(Scene skips back to Yugi finishing up the food orders and then takes his break by spending it with his friends.)

"Hey guys, you enjoyed your food?" Asked Yugi with his friends finishing up their food and Kaiba wiping his mouth off with a napkin. Then Yugi sits in the vacant spot next to Mokuba sitting across from Kaiba.

"Pretty good for fried food." Responded Kaiba.

"Heh thanks. But the credit should go to my grandpa." Said Yugi.

"Uh Yugi? Does your grandpa wash his hands before he handles meat?" Asked Joey as he saw behind Yugi his good friend's grandfather leave the port-a-potty and getting back to cooking without washing his hands.

"I'm sure he does. Why do you ask?" Asked Yugi.

"Oh nothing..." Responded Joey as he turned his attention away from gramps.

"Heh guys we really had an awesome year at school didn't we?" Asked Bakura.

"Eh... Sorta but there was that one time with our subsitute teacher trying to make us learn how to make it out of a fire during the fire drill in a record time." Responded Yugi.

(Scene kicks in with Mr. Garrison finally getting the best time out of his class to make it out of the school during a fire drill... Then thinking if they can handle a light fire, so he lights one of his teaching books on fire just to teach them how to take care of light fires but the book spreads the flame across the desk fast... Mr. Garrison freaks out and runs out of the room, making the class go crazy when the flaming desk starts to spread more quickly...)

"OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Screamed Joey.

"SCREW THIS! I'M NOT GOING TO BE CHEATED OUT OF LIVING!" Shouted Tristan as he jumps through the nearby glass window and eachoes the screams as he hit the ground pretty hard.

(SPLAT!)


"GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Screamed Bakura as he got the fire exstinquisher, but instead of the tool firing out the cool mist to put the fire away, its sprays out some silly strings... "What the?"

(End of flashback)

"Anybody exactly know how we got out of that mess?" Asked Tea.

"Damned if I know." Responded Kaiba, then the others just shifter their shoulders.

"Hey does everyone remember that one time, we went on the class field trip to the art muesum?" Asked Bakura.

"Uh..... No.... That never happened." Responded Joey.

"You don't remember becuase you were stoned that day." Said Tea.

"Oh yeah..." Said Joey as he remembered. "But I'll tell you one thing that actually happened..."

(Flashback occurs with Joey in what looks like an Austin Powers' 70's style outfit, trying to shag some the women at a bar. Suddenly the fat evil side of Kaiba with pink hair bursts through the wall.)

"RAH! GET IN MY BELLY!" Shouted the evil fat pink haired kaiba.

"You ruined my shagging season... YOU FAT..." Said Joey Powers as he looks at the fat pink haired man... "BASTARD!"

(Flashback ends)

"Uh... Did that really happen Joey?" Asked Tristan as his voice continued to muffle throughout the helmet.

"Uh... Probably not but did it for kicks eh." Said Joey. Everyone but him face vaulted.

"Say everyone, this night is going by pretty well. Why don't I invite you all to a pool party next week?" Asked a happy Kaiba. (Oh there's a change)

"WOW REALLY?!" Asked Joey and Tristan in unison.

"Don't forget to bring a towel!" Said a blue towel that just wanders in the scene.

"What the hell is that thing?" Asked Mai.

"When attending a pool party, it's always a good idea to bring lots of towels to keep yourself dry." Said Toweli. (From South Park: The towel that get's high all the time)

"Uh... Thanks..." Said Yugi.

"Okay..." Said Toweli as he wandered off the scene but then stops.

"Wanna get high?" Asked Toweli in a high pitched voice.

"No we don't want to get high." Said Yugi.

"I'll give it a try." Said Mokuba.

"MOKUBA!" Scolded Kaiba.

"What?" asked Mokuba.

"Yeah me too!" Said Serenity.

"SERENITY!" Scolded Joey.

To be continued...

Note: Okay that was a little too far off the edge with getting high huh? But really the series is finally up and running again!

To Author of "Orphan and Dancer": Hey thanks for mentioning this fic in your story man, I appreciated it. Hope you get to check out more chapters!

To Prince Yami: Where'd you go man? You liked vanished into thin air?