Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 16: A stoned big bird and frog
"Seto what's the big deal about getting high?" Asked Mokuba.
"IT'S BAD FOR YOU!" Scolded Kaiba.
"Phhh... All the anti-drug commercials don't work anyway!" Said Mokuba.
"I'll show you and Joey's sister it's bad for you! WATCH THIS! GIVE ME THAT!" Yelled Kaiba as he grabbed the joint out of Towelie's hand and inhaled... "SEE! *COUGH*" Said Kaiba as he coughed.
"HEY WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?!" Yelled the security guard who is dressed up like a light armored knight. Kaiba paniced and threw the joint towards a little kid totally wearing an orange winter outfit and suddenly his coat catches on fire. The little kid runs around screaming and falls over burned to death.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Shouted a kid in a blue winter cap.
"YOU BASTARD!" Yelled the other kid wearing the green winter cap with ear flops.
"WHO CARES HE DIES IN EVERY EPISODE ANYWAY!" Shouted Joey.
"What's going on here?" Asked the security guard.
"Oh nothing officer Bar Brady." Coughed Kaiba.
"Oh..." Said Bar Brady as he looked at Kenny's burned corspe sorta in a suspicion. "Hmmm... Carry on..."
"Okay officer Butt Baby" Said Joey.
"What?" Asked Bar Brady.
"What? What did I say?" Asked Yugi.
"You said Butt Baby." Said Bar Brady.
(Everyone but Bar Brady: LOL)
"Okay carry on!" Said Bar Brady as he left.
"Man what a dumb ass." Said Joey.
"Hey guys you remember that one time I went on a hunger strike because I tried to make Industrial illustions confess of making dooms-day cards while on their carnival week?" Asked Yugi.
"Boy do we." Said Mai.
(Flashback kicks in with Yugi chaining himself to a tree infront of idustrial illusions by going on a hunger strike becuase they were producing doomsday cards that will affect the duel monsters game, more powerful than exodia. Turns out that really Industrial illusions doesn't care if Yugi Moto dies even if he was going to starve himself to death. Most of the time Yugi has to make Yami take over to reduce hunger but instead the two Yugi's split aparat.)
"Oh man... I'm so hungry... I think we can last a few more days Yami... Yami?" Asked Yugi as he looks around and sees Yami buying a hotdog. "YAMI!?"
"WHA...?" Asked a surprised Yami with stuffing the whole hotdog in his mouth and pretending to look innocent with his mouth stuffed with some crumbs still around his lips.
"YOU'RE EATING!? YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO MAKE INUDSTRIAL ILLUSIONS COFESS!" Yelled a weak Yugi.
"Dude, it's been five days so far Yugi..." Responded Yami by swallowing and clearing his throat. "Besides I don't think they even care... Let them make the Super Duper Omega Ultra Mega Mega Warrior or whatever the hell it's called besides I'm on the waiting list for one too."
"YAMI! I'm surprised at you..." (BLAH BLAH BLAH for what seems like to be an hour long speech) AND WE MUST MAKE INDUSTRIAL ILLUSIONS CONFESS OF MAKING AN ULTIMATE CARD THAT... Yami? Yami? Now where the hell did he go?" Asked Yugi to himself.
(Another scene cuts in with Yami hitting the clubs and seeing woman take off their clothes for strange men that give them money for entertainment. A crowd of woman in their underware is hanging off Yami.)
"Yeah baby, I used to be a pharoah of ancient egypt also I was the king of a card game called Duel Monsters." Said Yami.
"Oh tell us more king Yami." Flirted one dancer.
"Oh I do have this kid hanging around me named Yugi. He such a little weiner, he wouldn't even have beaten Pegasus without me." Said Yami making the girls laugh.
(Scene cuts back to a starving Yugi, almost wasting away until he sees a pretzel on the ground, the non-yami yugi reaches for it until a ghostly foot steps on it.)
"Huh who are you?" Asked Yugi.
"I am the ghost of George Clancy." Responded the ghost.
"But why do you look like George Clooney?" Asked Yugi.
"Becuase you don't know what George Clancy looks like." Responded the ghost.
"Who the hell is George Clancy anyway?" Asked Yugi.
"Beats the hell out of me, just here to say never to give up... And..." Said the ghost but cut off by his beeper. He takes it out of his pocket and looks at it. "Oh dang, sorry kid I'm late for dinner at Bruce Willis' house. Sorry I got to go..." (Fades away)
"BUT WAIT! Ah damn it... I'm just going to waist and die here..." Moaned Yugi.
(End of Flashback)
"Hey wait... Is this another flashback that doesn't make any sense becuase we didn't know how one of us got out of the problem?" Asked Tea.
"We knew how Yug's got out... He couldn't find a bathroom close enough so he went right next to the tree... Man that smell really got the workers at Industrial illusions, so they stopped making that SUPER DUPER OMEGA... oh whatever the hell that card was..." Said Joey...
"Man that was one of the groasests things you have said throughout since you started that Lemonade Stand business." Said Tea actually starting to drink her pink lemonade, one sip already made her head feeling light.
"Uh Tea? You okay?" Asked Seto a little concerned...
"Oh my... *Hiccup* god... You're looking hot tonight in that blue tunic... *Hiccup* and those black tights making hug your nice shaped legs..." Said a rather messed up Tea.
"Uh....." Said Kaiba as he blushed.
"HOLY (BLEEP) SHE'S HORNY!" Said Mokuba.
"Mokuba! Where did you hear that word?" Asked Mai.
"(Bleep)?" Asked Mokuba.
"Now horny!" Said Mai.
"From you." Responded Mokuba.
"Okay, let's all try to come up with another flashback before this chapter ends." Said Joey... "OH I have never seen this much excitement since me and Tristan watched that one uncut episode of Seasame Street."
(Flashback with Tristan and Joey watching PBS and Seasame Street. The show comes on with it's theme song and then cuts to the beginning with Big Bird and Kermit not acting like themselves lately...)
"Hello kids... *Hiccup* We're going to learn alot today... *Hiccup* Hi Big Bird, how are you today?" Asked Kermit.
"I'm pretty (BLEEP)ing good today Kermit. Can you tell the kids what numbers and letters are going to be... *Hiccup* presented today..." Asked a big stoned bird.
"Let's sing our ABC's Big Bird." Said Kermit.
"A, B, C, D, ... Q... X... 3... 7... Uh... I forgot what we were doing Kermit." Said the stoned Big Bird.
"God, I'm stoned..." Said Kermit as he started to get dizzy.
"Me too..." Said Big Bird then suddenly vomits on the floor.
"Well we got to go kids... Today was brought you by the letter... uh..." said Kermit.
"Three." Said Big Bird.
"Uh big bird... Three isn't a letter..." Pointed out the stoned frog.
"Exactly... The number three in how many joints I smoked today..." Said the stoned bird.
"And by the letter... Um..." Said Kermit...
"God you... Heh heh... God you are messed up..." Giggled Big Bird.
"(BLEEP) YOU! The letter (BLEEP) YOU!" Laughed Kermit...
"Bye Bye..." Waved the stoned bird and frog...
(Theme song comes on and turns off)
"Wow... I learned alot from that episode." Said Tristan.
"Yeah... Me too..." Said Joey.
"Hey guys... Wanna get high?" Asked Toweli in his high pitched stoned voice.
To Be Continued...
Note: I sorta got the scene for seasame street from a parody download i got awhile ago... So I don't own that either, including George Clooney...
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 16: A stoned big bird and frog
"Seto what's the big deal about getting high?" Asked Mokuba.
"IT'S BAD FOR YOU!" Scolded Kaiba.
"Phhh... All the anti-drug commercials don't work anyway!" Said Mokuba.
"I'll show you and Joey's sister it's bad for you! WATCH THIS! GIVE ME THAT!" Yelled Kaiba as he grabbed the joint out of Towelie's hand and inhaled... "SEE! *COUGH*" Said Kaiba as he coughed.
"HEY WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?!" Yelled the security guard who is dressed up like a light armored knight. Kaiba paniced and threw the joint towards a little kid totally wearing an orange winter outfit and suddenly his coat catches on fire. The little kid runs around screaming and falls over burned to death.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Shouted a kid in a blue winter cap.
"YOU BASTARD!" Yelled the other kid wearing the green winter cap with ear flops.
"WHO CARES HE DIES IN EVERY EPISODE ANYWAY!" Shouted Joey.
"What's going on here?" Asked the security guard.
"Oh nothing officer Bar Brady." Coughed Kaiba.
"Oh..." Said Bar Brady as he looked at Kenny's burned corspe sorta in a suspicion. "Hmmm... Carry on..."
"Okay officer Butt Baby" Said Joey.
"What?" Asked Bar Brady.
"What? What did I say?" Asked Yugi.
"You said Butt Baby." Said Bar Brady.
(Everyone but Bar Brady: LOL)
"Okay carry on!" Said Bar Brady as he left.
"Man what a dumb ass." Said Joey.
"Hey guys you remember that one time I went on a hunger strike because I tried to make Industrial illustions confess of making dooms-day cards while on their carnival week?" Asked Yugi.
"Boy do we." Said Mai.
(Flashback kicks in with Yugi chaining himself to a tree infront of idustrial illusions by going on a hunger strike becuase they were producing doomsday cards that will affect the duel monsters game, more powerful than exodia. Turns out that really Industrial illusions doesn't care if Yugi Moto dies even if he was going to starve himself to death. Most of the time Yugi has to make Yami take over to reduce hunger but instead the two Yugi's split aparat.)
"Oh man... I'm so hungry... I think we can last a few more days Yami... Yami?" Asked Yugi as he looks around and sees Yami buying a hotdog. "YAMI!?"
"WHA...?" Asked a surprised Yami with stuffing the whole hotdog in his mouth and pretending to look innocent with his mouth stuffed with some crumbs still around his lips.
"YOU'RE EATING!? YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO MAKE INUDSTRIAL ILLUSIONS COFESS!" Yelled a weak Yugi.
"Dude, it's been five days so far Yugi..." Responded Yami by swallowing and clearing his throat. "Besides I don't think they even care... Let them make the Super Duper Omega Ultra Mega Mega Warrior or whatever the hell it's called besides I'm on the waiting list for one too."
"YAMI! I'm surprised at you..." (BLAH BLAH BLAH for what seems like to be an hour long speech) AND WE MUST MAKE INDUSTRIAL ILLUSIONS CONFESS OF MAKING AN ULTIMATE CARD THAT... Yami? Yami? Now where the hell did he go?" Asked Yugi to himself.
(Another scene cuts in with Yami hitting the clubs and seeing woman take off their clothes for strange men that give them money for entertainment. A crowd of woman in their underware is hanging off Yami.)
"Yeah baby, I used to be a pharoah of ancient egypt also I was the king of a card game called Duel Monsters." Said Yami.
"Oh tell us more king Yami." Flirted one dancer.
"Oh I do have this kid hanging around me named Yugi. He such a little weiner, he wouldn't even have beaten Pegasus without me." Said Yami making the girls laugh.
(Scene cuts back to a starving Yugi, almost wasting away until he sees a pretzel on the ground, the non-yami yugi reaches for it until a ghostly foot steps on it.)
"Huh who are you?" Asked Yugi.
"I am the ghost of George Clancy." Responded the ghost.
"But why do you look like George Clooney?" Asked Yugi.
"Becuase you don't know what George Clancy looks like." Responded the ghost.
"Who the hell is George Clancy anyway?" Asked Yugi.
"Beats the hell out of me, just here to say never to give up... And..." Said the ghost but cut off by his beeper. He takes it out of his pocket and looks at it. "Oh dang, sorry kid I'm late for dinner at Bruce Willis' house. Sorry I got to go..." (Fades away)
"BUT WAIT! Ah damn it... I'm just going to waist and die here..." Moaned Yugi.
(End of Flashback)
"Hey wait... Is this another flashback that doesn't make any sense becuase we didn't know how one of us got out of the problem?" Asked Tea.
"We knew how Yug's got out... He couldn't find a bathroom close enough so he went right next to the tree... Man that smell really got the workers at Industrial illusions, so they stopped making that SUPER DUPER OMEGA... oh whatever the hell that card was..." Said Joey...
"Man that was one of the groasests things you have said throughout since you started that Lemonade Stand business." Said Tea actually starting to drink her pink lemonade, one sip already made her head feeling light.
"Uh Tea? You okay?" Asked Seto a little concerned...
"Oh my... *Hiccup* god... You're looking hot tonight in that blue tunic... *Hiccup* and those black tights making hug your nice shaped legs..." Said a rather messed up Tea.
"Uh....." Said Kaiba as he blushed.
"HOLY (BLEEP) SHE'S HORNY!" Said Mokuba.
"Mokuba! Where did you hear that word?" Asked Mai.
"(Bleep)?" Asked Mokuba.
"Now horny!" Said Mai.
"From you." Responded Mokuba.
"Okay, let's all try to come up with another flashback before this chapter ends." Said Joey... "OH I have never seen this much excitement since me and Tristan watched that one uncut episode of Seasame Street."
(Flashback with Tristan and Joey watching PBS and Seasame Street. The show comes on with it's theme song and then cuts to the beginning with Big Bird and Kermit not acting like themselves lately...)
"Hello kids... *Hiccup* We're going to learn alot today... *Hiccup* Hi Big Bird, how are you today?" Asked Kermit.
"I'm pretty (BLEEP)ing good today Kermit. Can you tell the kids what numbers and letters are going to be... *Hiccup* presented today..." Asked a big stoned bird.
"Let's sing our ABC's Big Bird." Said Kermit.
"A, B, C, D, ... Q... X... 3... 7... Uh... I forgot what we were doing Kermit." Said the stoned Big Bird.
"God, I'm stoned..." Said Kermit as he started to get dizzy.
"Me too..." Said Big Bird then suddenly vomits on the floor.
"Well we got to go kids... Today was brought you by the letter... uh..." said Kermit.
"Three." Said Big Bird.
"Uh big bird... Three isn't a letter..." Pointed out the stoned frog.
"Exactly... The number three in how many joints I smoked today..." Said the stoned bird.
"And by the letter... Um..." Said Kermit...
"God you... Heh heh... God you are messed up..." Giggled Big Bird.
"(BLEEP) YOU! The letter (BLEEP) YOU!" Laughed Kermit...
"Bye Bye..." Waved the stoned bird and frog...
(Theme song comes on and turns off)
"Wow... I learned alot from that episode." Said Tristan.
"Yeah... Me too..." Said Joey.
"Hey guys... Wanna get high?" Asked Toweli in his high pitched stoned voice.
To Be Continued...
Note: I sorta got the scene for seasame street from a parody download i got awhile ago... So I don't own that either, including George Clooney...
