Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand
By NocturneD/Noc-Pluto
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 17: THE FINAL CHAPTER!!! DEAR GOD NO!!!
"Uh Tea why do you have that evil look on your face?" asked Seto.
"Heh heh heh... *HICCUPS* heh... Oh you'll see what happens when we get to your place..." Responded Tea as she cuddled next to Seto as close and tight as she can, with her index finger rubbing and sliding around his chest.
"Dude I think Tea is drunk." Suggested Yugi looking a bit concerned.
"Yugi? How the hell does Tea get drunk after having one sip of that pink lemonade?" Asked Joey.
"Well Tea is kinda light, she probably weights under 100 pounds like those super models." Responded a gold robot that came out of nowhere and stands at their feet with the gold finish on his strange robot body probably made from household appliances.
"Yeah probably... Well I guess she wants to be skinny as a pin needle so her boobs look bigger." Said another robot that seems to be a gumball machine for it's head, a little silver beak, and got short arms and white gloves.
"Yeah her boobs do kinda look big... Hey wait!" said Yugi as he suddenly stared down at the two robots.
"Hiya" Said the two robots from Mystery Science Theater 3000 in unison.
(HA! I can't get in trouble as long as the Crow and Tom Servo are special guests in this fic!)
"What are you two doing here?" Asked Kaiba.
"OH HEY KAIBA! Long time no see." Said the gold robot named Crow.
"Yeah... But what are you two doing here?" Asked Kaiba.
"Really the author wanted to make a MST3k version of this story. But since Fanfiction.net made a dumb rule in which we can't make fun of fics becuase they are being something we called "ABUSED" which was totally crap!" Said the gumball machine named Tom Servo.
"Calm down Servo, we can still make a MST3k version of this fic if the author posts it on the MST3k section." Explained Crow.
(Note: I will be holding a pole if I should do a MST3k of this fic)
"So what brings you two here?" Asked Yugi.
"The carnival what else?" Asked Servo.
"Oh..." Said Yugi. "Want to hang with us?"
"Sure why the hell not? The plot in this section of this chapter is starting to suck anyway..." Said Crow.
"Yeah. This is going to be so cool hanging with the robots from MST3k, reminds me of the time we hanged with Gary Coleman." Said Tristan with his voice still muffled with the helment. Everyone just looks at Tristan.
"I haven't said anything in a while." Responded Tristan.
"Yeah me neither." Said Bakura.
"Eh, same here" Said Serenity with the link dressed Mokuba looking at her butt...
"Uh yeah me too..." Said a hyptnotized Mokuba.
"Screw this we're getting the hell out of this fic." Said Bakura as he jumped out of the fic, others ofcoarse followed that said nothing in awhile who were Mokuba, the pimp Bakura, Serenity, heavy armored Tristan, and Mai.
"Oh great there goes my date..." Said Joey... "Ah to hell with this also. HEY GUYS WAIT UP!" Said Joey as he jumped out of the fic too.
"Yeah screw this damn fic, I'm going to show Seto my huge hooters that look big becuase I'm so anerixict because I never eat and scared of getting fat." Said a hyper Tea dragging Seto by the arm also jumping out of the fic.
"Wow I want to see that too!" Said Yami coming out of nowhere and jumping out of the fic also. Now only Yugi, Crow, and Servo is left.
"Okay... Now what?" Asked Tom Servo.
"I dunno..." Said Yugi as he shifted his shoulders in confusion.
Meanwhile that night, Seto is watching TV in his boxers when suddenly Tea stands in the doorway wearing some... UH... let's say it looks like what Mai would wear for underware.
"Those pants..." Said Tea as she stared at Seto's crotch area.
"Huh?" Asked Seto.
"TAKE EM OFF NOW!" Commanded Tea as Seto's eyes widen...
(The next day)
Seto and his brother Mokuba are in the dining room of their mansion and Seto is for some reason shivering while curling into a ball in the corner.
"Seto you look like you been through hell what happened?" Asked Mokuba...
"Tea........ *Sniffles* I let Tea be the man last night... *Sniffs and suddenly cries*" Said Seto as he started to cry in the corner as he shivered.
"Jesus what a baby..." Said Mokuba, then suddenly Serenity comes through the double doors dressed in a red expensive rob and hugs Mokuba from behind.
"Hey sweethart... You had a good time last night?" Asked Serenity.
"Sure babe. Can't wait until tonight." Said Mokuba as Serenity walked the other direction and he smaked her ass. Serenity only giggled and blushed.
"You're so cute and sweet..." Said Serenity. "Haven't had that much fun since me and Joey went to that strange chocalote factory."
(Flashback kicks in with Willie Wanka dressed in his usual gay purple suit standing infront of a Joey a bit concerned because he knew Joey did something he shouldn't...)
"I'll ask you again Joey. Are you sure you didn't touch anything in my factory?" Asked Willie Wanka.
"Uh no..." Responded a big fat blotted blue version of Joey.
"Are you really su..." Asked Wanka but then cut off by a ticked Blue Joey.
"HEY SHUT UP WANKA!" Yelled the fat blotted Joey with his short arms pointing at Willie Wanka.
(End of Flashback)
(Crow turns into the narrator)
Crow: Pretty much, the end of this interesting story is almost here. Mokuba and Serenity ran off, got married, and had seven kids, Tea and Seto settled their differences and agreed that Seto has to be the man of the relationship, Bakura still used his Pimp Powers and became the biggest pimp of the world and has 13,057 venariol diseases and amazingly lived. The doctors recognized about 2,046 of them, but the others were newly discovered, Yugi just wandered off and we haven't seen him in years, his grandpa ofcoarse didn't really care, Yami had a job of directing adult movies, Tristan lives in a van down by the river, Joey and Mai got married, live in a trailor then got a special guest appearance on the Fox show "COPS"
(Scene of Cops with Mai and Joey fighting infront of their trailor)
"WHY DON'T YOU EVER GET A JOB YOU (bleep) PIECE OF (bleep)... YOU HAVEN'T WORKED IN 3 (Bleep) years!" Shouted Mai.
"WHY! WHENEVER I GET A JOB! YOU SIT ON YOUR MOTHER (bleep)ING ASS ALL DAY AND WHEN I'M EVER GONE YOU INVITE OTHER GUYS SO YOU CAN (BLEEP) THEM TOO!" Shouted Joey.
"AH (BLEEP) YOU!" Said Mai.
"Ah why don't you go (bleep) about 50 more (Bleep) guys you whore!" Said Joey.
(Tom Servo cuts in.)
"Wait Crow did that really happen?" Asked Servo.
"Oh I guess it didn't I just like screwing with people's minds thats all." Said Crow. "This is the real fic ending."
(Scene shows up with a lonely lemonade stand just sitting their in the morning darkness but as soon as the sun rose, Joey came out with his supplies and started up his lemonade stand for another day. Soon his friends Yugi and Tristan came and Joey happily took their orders, then suddenly the sounds of the road runner can be heard.)
"What the hell is that?" asked Joey. Suddenly Seto Kaiba runs past them making the sounds of a the road runner.
(The screen pauses with Seto Kaiba running. Shows his name Seto Kaiba and "Running from girl who wants him". Then the screen unpauses again. Then Tea runs then suddenly the screen pauses with her with her eyes replaced by hearts. Tea Gardner and "Wants Seto Kaiba badly..." The screen unpauses with Tea running again chasing Seto Kaiba.)
"OH NO! THE FIC IS STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN!" Screamed Joey.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Screamed the three in unison. Out of nowhere Towelie shows up again still high.
"Wanna get high?" Asked Towelie. Everyone including Tom Servo, Crow, Willie Wanka, Big Bird, Kermit the frog, ect. stopped for a minute and everyone got stoned...
The End? *Evil laughter can be heard then coughs becuase of the crack he smoked a few seconds ago*
Note: Okay that was a sucky end, I'm aware of that but I will write the sequel soon. So get ready everyone for "HOUSE SITTING!"
The story is about Seto and Tea off on their honey moon while Mokuba takes care of it, then suddenly he runs off on a date with Serenity and asks Joey and Tristan to take care of the house until he gets back. Could Mokuba trust Joey and Tristan or will the Kaiba mansion be replaced by a smoking crator?
By NocturneD/Noc-Pluto
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 17: THE FINAL CHAPTER!!! DEAR GOD NO!!!
"Uh Tea why do you have that evil look on your face?" asked Seto.
"Heh heh heh... *HICCUPS* heh... Oh you'll see what happens when we get to your place..." Responded Tea as she cuddled next to Seto as close and tight as she can, with her index finger rubbing and sliding around his chest.
"Dude I think Tea is drunk." Suggested Yugi looking a bit concerned.
"Yugi? How the hell does Tea get drunk after having one sip of that pink lemonade?" Asked Joey.
"Well Tea is kinda light, she probably weights under 100 pounds like those super models." Responded a gold robot that came out of nowhere and stands at their feet with the gold finish on his strange robot body probably made from household appliances.
"Yeah probably... Well I guess she wants to be skinny as a pin needle so her boobs look bigger." Said another robot that seems to be a gumball machine for it's head, a little silver beak, and got short arms and white gloves.
"Yeah her boobs do kinda look big... Hey wait!" said Yugi as he suddenly stared down at the two robots.
"Hiya" Said the two robots from Mystery Science Theater 3000 in unison.
(HA! I can't get in trouble as long as the Crow and Tom Servo are special guests in this fic!)
"What are you two doing here?" Asked Kaiba.
"OH HEY KAIBA! Long time no see." Said the gold robot named Crow.
"Yeah... But what are you two doing here?" Asked Kaiba.
"Really the author wanted to make a MST3k version of this story. But since Fanfiction.net made a dumb rule in which we can't make fun of fics becuase they are being something we called "ABUSED" which was totally crap!" Said the gumball machine named Tom Servo.
"Calm down Servo, we can still make a MST3k version of this fic if the author posts it on the MST3k section." Explained Crow.
(Note: I will be holding a pole if I should do a MST3k of this fic)
"So what brings you two here?" Asked Yugi.
"The carnival what else?" Asked Servo.
"Oh..." Said Yugi. "Want to hang with us?"
"Sure why the hell not? The plot in this section of this chapter is starting to suck anyway..." Said Crow.
"Yeah. This is going to be so cool hanging with the robots from MST3k, reminds me of the time we hanged with Gary Coleman." Said Tristan with his voice still muffled with the helment. Everyone just looks at Tristan.
"I haven't said anything in a while." Responded Tristan.
"Yeah me neither." Said Bakura.
"Eh, same here" Said Serenity with the link dressed Mokuba looking at her butt...
"Uh yeah me too..." Said a hyptnotized Mokuba.
"Screw this we're getting the hell out of this fic." Said Bakura as he jumped out of the fic, others ofcoarse followed that said nothing in awhile who were Mokuba, the pimp Bakura, Serenity, heavy armored Tristan, and Mai.
"Oh great there goes my date..." Said Joey... "Ah to hell with this also. HEY GUYS WAIT UP!" Said Joey as he jumped out of the fic too.
"Yeah screw this damn fic, I'm going to show Seto my huge hooters that look big becuase I'm so anerixict because I never eat and scared of getting fat." Said a hyper Tea dragging Seto by the arm also jumping out of the fic.
"Wow I want to see that too!" Said Yami coming out of nowhere and jumping out of the fic also. Now only Yugi, Crow, and Servo is left.
"Okay... Now what?" Asked Tom Servo.
"I dunno..." Said Yugi as he shifted his shoulders in confusion.
Meanwhile that night, Seto is watching TV in his boxers when suddenly Tea stands in the doorway wearing some... UH... let's say it looks like what Mai would wear for underware.
"Those pants..." Said Tea as she stared at Seto's crotch area.
"Huh?" Asked Seto.
"TAKE EM OFF NOW!" Commanded Tea as Seto's eyes widen...
(The next day)
Seto and his brother Mokuba are in the dining room of their mansion and Seto is for some reason shivering while curling into a ball in the corner.
"Seto you look like you been through hell what happened?" Asked Mokuba...
"Tea........ *Sniffles* I let Tea be the man last night... *Sniffs and suddenly cries*" Said Seto as he started to cry in the corner as he shivered.
"Jesus what a baby..." Said Mokuba, then suddenly Serenity comes through the double doors dressed in a red expensive rob and hugs Mokuba from behind.
"Hey sweethart... You had a good time last night?" Asked Serenity.
"Sure babe. Can't wait until tonight." Said Mokuba as Serenity walked the other direction and he smaked her ass. Serenity only giggled and blushed.
"You're so cute and sweet..." Said Serenity. "Haven't had that much fun since me and Joey went to that strange chocalote factory."
(Flashback kicks in with Willie Wanka dressed in his usual gay purple suit standing infront of a Joey a bit concerned because he knew Joey did something he shouldn't...)
"I'll ask you again Joey. Are you sure you didn't touch anything in my factory?" Asked Willie Wanka.
"Uh no..." Responded a big fat blotted blue version of Joey.
"Are you really su..." Asked Wanka but then cut off by a ticked Blue Joey.
"HEY SHUT UP WANKA!" Yelled the fat blotted Joey with his short arms pointing at Willie Wanka.
(End of Flashback)
(Crow turns into the narrator)
Crow: Pretty much, the end of this interesting story is almost here. Mokuba and Serenity ran off, got married, and had seven kids, Tea and Seto settled their differences and agreed that Seto has to be the man of the relationship, Bakura still used his Pimp Powers and became the biggest pimp of the world and has 13,057 venariol diseases and amazingly lived. The doctors recognized about 2,046 of them, but the others were newly discovered, Yugi just wandered off and we haven't seen him in years, his grandpa ofcoarse didn't really care, Yami had a job of directing adult movies, Tristan lives in a van down by the river, Joey and Mai got married, live in a trailor then got a special guest appearance on the Fox show "COPS"
(Scene of Cops with Mai and Joey fighting infront of their trailor)
"WHY DON'T YOU EVER GET A JOB YOU (bleep) PIECE OF (bleep)... YOU HAVEN'T WORKED IN 3 (Bleep) years!" Shouted Mai.
"WHY! WHENEVER I GET A JOB! YOU SIT ON YOUR MOTHER (bleep)ING ASS ALL DAY AND WHEN I'M EVER GONE YOU INVITE OTHER GUYS SO YOU CAN (BLEEP) THEM TOO!" Shouted Joey.
"AH (BLEEP) YOU!" Said Mai.
"Ah why don't you go (bleep) about 50 more (Bleep) guys you whore!" Said Joey.
(Tom Servo cuts in.)
"Wait Crow did that really happen?" Asked Servo.
"Oh I guess it didn't I just like screwing with people's minds thats all." Said Crow. "This is the real fic ending."
(Scene shows up with a lonely lemonade stand just sitting their in the morning darkness but as soon as the sun rose, Joey came out with his supplies and started up his lemonade stand for another day. Soon his friends Yugi and Tristan came and Joey happily took their orders, then suddenly the sounds of the road runner can be heard.)
"What the hell is that?" asked Joey. Suddenly Seto Kaiba runs past them making the sounds of a the road runner.
(The screen pauses with Seto Kaiba running. Shows his name Seto Kaiba and "Running from girl who wants him". Then the screen unpauses again. Then Tea runs then suddenly the screen pauses with her with her eyes replaced by hearts. Tea Gardner and "Wants Seto Kaiba badly..." The screen unpauses with Tea running again chasing Seto Kaiba.)
"OH NO! THE FIC IS STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN!" Screamed Joey.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Screamed the three in unison. Out of nowhere Towelie shows up again still high.
"Wanna get high?" Asked Towelie. Everyone including Tom Servo, Crow, Willie Wanka, Big Bird, Kermit the frog, ect. stopped for a minute and everyone got stoned...
The End? *Evil laughter can be heard then coughs becuase of the crack he smoked a few seconds ago*
Note: Okay that was a sucky end, I'm aware of that but I will write the sequel soon. So get ready everyone for "HOUSE SITTING!"
The story is about Seto and Tea off on their honey moon while Mokuba takes care of it, then suddenly he runs off on a date with Serenity and asks Joey and Tristan to take care of the house until he gets back. Could Mokuba trust Joey and Tristan or will the Kaiba mansion be replaced by a smoking crator?
