1Phil let out a sigh as he turned off his PC and lied on his mattress. He remembered Christmastime that year. Barbara and Lloyd Diffy invited Mrs. Teslow, Keely and her cousin, Lauren, to their house to celebrate, forgetting their vows to keep as far away from 21st century 'bohemians' as possible. As the parents talked and Pim and Lauren went up to her room to discuss torture methods, Phil and Keely sat in the dining room with her guitar and strummed around a bit. They started singing songs:

"Santa is coming tonight

And I want a car, and I want a life,

And I want a first-class trip to Hawaii." Keely sang.

"I want a life time supply

Of Skittles and Slurpees and Eskimo Pies

I want a DVD, a big screen TV!

Just bring me things that I don't need." Phil screeched.

They sang together:

"Cause now it's Christmas and I want everything.

I just can't wait.

Christmas, so don't stop spending.

I want a million gifts, that's right,

So don't forget my Christmas list tonight.

Cause now it's Christmas."

Keely put her head on his shoulder Phil and belted out:

"Somebody take me away,

Or give me a time machine to

Take me straight to midnight, I'll be alright."

Phil grasped his lover's hand and howled:

"I want a girl in my bed who knows what to do,

A Play station 2.

I want a shopping spree

In New York City.

Just bring me things that I don't need."

Together:

"Cause now it's Christmas

And I want everything.

I just can't wait.

It's Christmas, so don't stop spending.

I want a million gifts, that's right.

So don't forget my Christmas list tonight.

Cause now its Christmas

"I wish I could take this day

And make it last forever

And no matter what I get tonight

I want more…

its Christmas and I want everything

I just can't wait

Its Christmas, and I want everything now

"Christmas and I want everything

I just can't wait

Christmas, so don't stop spending

I want a million gifts, that's right

And I can't wait till midnight

Don't forget my Christmas list tonight

"'Cause now its Christmas

'Cause now its Christmas

'Cause now its Christmas..."

By that time, everyone was in the dining room listening to Phil and Keely sing their hearts out. Lauren and Pim decided that the best holiday torture was to break out the mistletoe. After all, no one really knew they were together. So as they kissed underneath the outstretched plant, everyone got the message, and they were left to love alone.