Howdy!!!! I'm BAAAACK!!!!! Back from what? Cursing about taking off my vacation story! oh well I'm back with a new fic that HOPEFULLY wont be deleted. and if I feel up to it I'll redo "Vacation?" and have it back up so it doesn't break any rules anymore. Also don't forget to check out my one shot "birth of a savior" and tell me what you think. So why don't we get this show on the road?
Nightcrawler: ....how about not
Um how about yes and you be quiet.
Nightcrawler: grrrrr
stop and I'll send a horde of fangirls at you.
Nightcrawler: o.0 okay okay i'll be quiet
okay so on to the story!!!
Disclaimer: "I still don't own nothing!!" From Rebel.
ps: Also dont be defended by the things they say....they're morons.
The Legacy of Jimmy
Ah, Nosgoth, The wonderous kingdom by which was ruled by a wonderful and just king!
"To The Abyss!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!"
Okay.....well maybe not "Just" but still wonderous.....right? .....Okay fine so he's an evil vampiric asshole, give me a break here I'm new at the narrarator job. Anyways, It was just an average peaceful night at the Sanctuary.
Alittle TOO peaceful.
"God this sucks! I'm BORED!!" Kain stomped like an agrivated three year old. He slumped himself at his thrown and sighed. "I'm lonely."
"You've always got me Kainy," Ariel materialized in front of Kain and gave him a seductive smile. Everyone knows she always had a crush on him. Kain, though, cringed at the thought.
"No thats alright Ariel, erm, I'll just go out for a walk. heh heh heh," Kain quickly got up from his thrown and scrambled off like there was a tidal wave of fangirls at his heels.
"You can't fight it forever Kainy! You know you want me!" Ariel called after him but after a while she sighed, "Aw poo!"
XxX
Meanwhile in the sanctuary's common room, six very bored vampire lieutenants sat doing nothing, because they were bored, duh!
Turel, who was sitting on the couch, was the first to speak up, "This sucks." He stated bluntly.
Rahab who had been patiently reading a book looked up at his bored older brother, "Then do something."
Turel raised an eyebrow, "Like what? Read a book? Ha! Not likely." He scoffed. Rahab chose to ignore the comment. "I say we go out."
"Well, then that means we stay here." Raziel said sacasticly. "Everytime we "go out" on one of your adventures it ends up with one of us hurt or busted."
"Well it's better than sitting around here rotting away our unlife," Turel pointed out, "Besides you should relax and let loose before that stick up your ass gets to far."
"STICK UP MY ASS!?!?!" Raziel shouted angrily. "I'll show you stick up my ass!!!"
"See thats exactly what we mean, Raz. This whole "First born lieutenant" thing has got you too high strung, and as the second born it's my job to make sure you don't start to act like Cyclops from X-men."
Melchiah snickered. "Scott's a fag,"
"Yup!" Zephon agreed as he continued to kick Melchiah's ass at X-men: Next Dimension.
"Your full of shit, Turel," Raziel crossed his arms, "I know how to have fun."
"Prove it," Turel challenged.
"Men! We're going to the bar!"
"WHOOHOO!!!!"
XxX
So we leave our boredom crazed teen lieutenants and they're search for booze to join our lonely Nosgoth ruler... Its midnight, the vampires noon, and Kain has searched in vain for a suitable companion.
And he's still bored.
"I'LL GET YOU, YA LITTLE BUGGER!!!!! RAWR!!!!" Kain turned his head at the sound of the death threat. Damn Sarafan, he thought. But then he saw who was actually screaming death. It turned out to be a mortal the age of 14 with dark brown hair and blonde streaks in the front, also, she was armed with a .....Bazooka??
"What in the pillars..."
"Down with the MOTHS!!!!!" She screamed as she chased a moth down the street towards him.
"Oh bloody hell and a half..." He muttered as she ran full force into him.
"Grrr!!!!" She got up and took off after the moth once again screaming, "COME BACK HERE YOU RETARDED FLUTTERBYIES!!!!"
Kain dusted himself off and got to his feet,"Well that's something you certianly don't see in Nosgoth very often," he then sighed, "I'm bored again......I know! I'll go annoy Janos!!!" And with that he skipped off.
XxX
As our vampiric ass- er hero skipped away, we change our scene to a dark and murky place known to us all as THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA!!!! (DUN DUN DUUN!!!) What evil could possibly transpire here? Well why tha hell are ya askin me?? Go read it ya lazy asses!
"Do you have the ....secret weapon?" Said a person in shadow.
"Yes yes I have it sod off will ya?" Retorted the second.
"You sod off!" The first yelled.
"No! You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"WILL YOU MORONS JUST SHUT UP!?!?!?!" Sceamed a darker more menacing looking shadow.
"Eep!"
"Good, now preceed to the next phase."
"Yes sir," Said all nine of them.
XxX
Er.....talk about dumbasses.....yeah anyways who have I not checked in with? Oh yes! The worlds oldest Vampire! Janos Audron!
"Almost....." Janos carefully took the last card to his fifteen foot house of cards and placed it in its spot. "Phew! Thats a new Nosgoth record!"
"HIJANOS!!!!"
Janos spun around in surprize and knocked over his house of cards, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Oops..."
Janos stared broken at his fallen cards and then clenched his fist, "Kain..." he said through gritted teeth.
"Um...yeah, Janos?"
"What have I told you about sneaking up on me while I'm doing something important?"
"Erm.....don't?"
"Very good, Kain..." Janos reached for a crobar behind his table.
"Uh....Janos? Whats that in your hands?"
"Oh Nothing of Importance....now...close your eyes and and hold out your hands and you'll get a nice surprize."
Kain smiled happily and closed his eyes, "Is it the newest issue of Playvamp?"
"Not quite..."
BLAM!!!!
And thats the first chapter!!! I hope you all like!! Read and Review!!!
(suddenly a sinister being appears out of no where) AHAHAA
(gasp!) Oh no! Its my crazed beta reader Rebel4ever!!!! NOOOO!! her spelling!!! the horror!!!
REBEL: What I can't help that I am stupid, this is a good story if I can't Review right I shall go to the orginal story. (steals Statics soul)
run when you can because i know that ya'll value yours souls. haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She is dangerous run. run. run. help me my soul has been taken. Help me. (My soul is gone and now i am a heartless BH!!!!) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. The Evil Rebel4ever gal.
