So, there were suddenly three piles of rocks outside the tent.
But you know that because you're watching them on the film that Zim filmed!
"GIR! Are you SURE these rocks weren't here when we set up camp?" says the camera of DOOM!
"Yes!" Gir says quite certainly. "Oh wait...no."
"Squeak?"
Gir smiles. "YAY! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"
"Squeak," insists Minimoose.
"INGENIOUS! Now let's get out of here," replies the doom midget.
And the CAMERA cuts TO everyone packing up the tent and crap.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak," rambles Minimoose.
"Can I dance with that camera?" askes Gir.
"NO!" Zim turns the camera to a PILE OF ROCKS.
"Pleeeeeeease?" Gir cries.
Zim drops the camera suddenly and runs over to the tent. How careless. "Where's the MAP!"
Gir is too busy breakdancing to respond, so Minimoose goes, "Squeak." How cute!
"NO I DON'T HAVE THE MAP!"
"Squeak!"
"I know."
"Squeak!"
"I know!" Zim storms back over to the camera and picks it up. "Gir, listen carefully."
Gir listens carefully.
"Yesterday we had a map. Today, the map is gone."
"Yes?" Gir sips on a randomly appearing Suck Munkey.
"Did you take it?"
"Take what?"
"THE MAP!"
Gir starts screaming and runs around the tent a few times, and then stops suddenly and says, "No."
"NOOOOOOO...okay. Let's go!"
So it cuts ahead to, hey, they're out in the woods!
"Squeak?"
"We're following this HIDEOUS HUMAN CREEK!"
"Squeak?"
"Yes, the one with the DISGUSTING WATER!"
The camera turns to Gir, running around mindlessly. "LET'S GO SWIMMING!"
He dives into the water and goes insane.
Cuts ahead toooo...the group trying to cross the creek on a log. Zim is on the log, and he looks down and his eyes tremble. TRRRREEEMBLE!
There's also something wrong with Gir, because he's laughing for no reason at all. More than usual. Yes.
Zim finally crosses the creek and falls on his face in the grass on the other side. He quickly stands up all dignifiedly. "Eh? Minimoose! Is that GIR laughing?"
"SQUEAK!" Minimoose yells a very rude comment in Gir's direction. Gir just keeps laughing.
"You know what the piggy did yesterday?" he asks no one in particular while hugging a rubber pig. "PIGGY...PIGGY..."
Zim's eyes narrow. "What?"
"PIGGY THREW THE MAP IN THE CREEK!"
Everyone looks all shocked, and then really angry. "He's just...being...Gir, right?" Zim asks Minimoose. "Giir?"
"Squeak?" asks Minimoose in as dangerous a tone a floating miniature moose can manage.
Gir catches on and hugs the rubber piggy. He starts tearing up and the Zim calms down. He sighs. "That's okay, Gir..."
Gir wipes his eyes and frowns. "I miss that random map..."
"I know you do," Zim says sadly.
Then Minimoose tries to kill Gir for losing the map. Zim's eyes widen and he backs away slowly, then breaks into a run.
Cuts ahead. Everyone's all INDIFFERENT! Woo!
"You have BETRAYED US!" Zim scolds Gir DRAMATICALLY!
Gir eats a random hamburger. The camera shows him eating a hamburger for about an hour. Then Gir suddenly notices he's being talked to. "What?"
"Squeak!" demands Minimoose.
"NO!" says Zim.
"Squeak!"
"No! I found this randomly appearing compass, and if you wanted a compass you should have randomly appeared to have a compass."
Then there's this big, awkward silence in which Minimoose tries to figure out what Zim just said. He gives up on this and squeaks angrily.
"You LIIIIIIE!" shouts the Zim.
"Squeak..."
"NO!"
"Squeak, squeak."
"We're walking south! Now!" Zim starts to stalk away.
"SQUEAK!"
"Nooo! Doom...doom on you BOTH!" the Zim replies.
"Squeak!" the Minimoose curses.
"Doom on Zim? Gir here throws the map in the map in the creek, and doom on ZIM? FINE!" Gir smiles, Minimoose curses, Zim storms away, and the camera cuts to everyone just sitting around.
Everyone looks discouraged, even Gir. Zim clenchs a fist to the sky. "Whyyy have we stopped WALKING?"
"It's okay master..." says Gir.
"Why aren't we still going South? Huh? Huh? This is the end! ISN'T IT?"
"Squea-"
"ISN'T IT?"
Cuts ahead, the CAMERA is RUNNING. The guy behind the camera runs through the woods going, "What? What!"
Gir, in the distance, says, "THERE'S CHICKENS DOWN HERE! YAAAAAY!"
"Eh? What KIND of chickens?" Zim calls.
"CHICKENY ONES!"
"Eh? AHHHHHHH!" Zim films all these human stick figures...of DOOM...hanging from the trees.
"Squeak squeak!" exclaims Minimoose.
Gir gets scared. He screams one of those crazy screams.
"SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!" Minimoose calls for help.
"Minimoose! Stooop! Zim coooommands you!"
Cuts ahead...it's darkness of doom!
"Let's NOT burn the woods down tonight..." says Zim.
"Squeak," agrees the moose.
"I think this...filthy THING we've attracted...only attacks when there's fire."
"Squeak."
Gir is already asleep. Awww...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA!" Gir awakes later to sounds of giggling children.
"Squeak," whispers Minimoose.
"What was that? What was that?" Gir pleads.
There are a few seconds of silence, and then a sound that sounds like, "Doom. Doom. Doom," is heard.
"Squeak," is Minimoose's comment.
"Silence!" Zim whispers loudly. He grabs the camera. The light is turned on so you can see Gir and Minimoose being all terrified.
"Doom..."
"What IS that?" Zim asks himself. "I could've sworn I've heard that...thing...bef-"
The alien is cut off by the tent shaking and shuddering. They all break free of the tent and run off insanely.
Then a random person off-screen says, "Shit."
Then Zim says, "Oh no, the rating was upped all because of that one word! Oh well, might as well make the best of it..."
So Gir looks back at the tent and starts screaming. "AHHH WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING? AHHHHHHAHHHHA...chickens."
Three parter! Three parter! Will Gir ever be reunited with his friend THE MAP? Will Zim get a chance to unleash mutant gerbils upon the world? What the fuck is that thing? All these questions answered in the last chapter! Chickens!
