Author's Notes: WAAAAAAAAH!!!! HOW COME I GOT ONLY TWO REVIEWS LAST CHAPTER!?! DID TnA REALLY LOSE IT'S POPULARITY!?! ::ahem:: Yeah I'm kinda disappointed but that's not gonna stop me! Besides, the chapter just came out and the Disgaea section isn't the biggest section in the game category area. Hopefully a few more reviews will come in by the time I'm finished with chapter.

And speaking of which, this chapter will be more fluff, humor, and mindless violence (with slight bits of romance here and there). Aramis reappears again, but don't ask he got out of his big sentence. So now I will start this chapter. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Sometimes I wonder why I write the disclaimer for every chapter. Oh well! But you do know that I don't own Disgaea, right? Also, I don't own any show that I'm spoof off of. One other thing, if you're a fan of any of these spoofed shows, don't get upset.


Episode 3: Crushing the Rejects (Lalala!)

Traversing through both the Alternate and Original Netherworlds on foot is an impossible task, but there has been one who has done such a thing. That person was currently taking a rest at the Sea of Gehenna, one of the biggest tourist spots in the Netherworld. That person could not be identified however, due to the large black cape covering his features. The only thing that was visible was his neck chain with his three charms: a cross, the symbol for a Gemini, and a half lapis lazuli half obsidian arrowhead. Otherwise the only other visible itemin site was his weapon, a long priest staff with the holy cross on top. However the cross looked very different from any normal cross. It was giving off both a holy and demonic presence. The man looked into the sky, searching for something that was out of his reach.

Where the hell are you...Yuki...?

At the Overlord's Castle...

"I'm so friggin bored..." Laharl yawned as he circled his throne.

"If you're bored, then why don't we try the teamwork training again?" Etna asked him.

"NEVER!!!!" After Etna declared that she no longer needed to train Laharl to learn the importance of teamwork, Laharl was overjoyed and thought of things he could do with his spare time. Lately, however, he had wasted many of his plans and ended up becoming bored. Sure, some of the things he did were fun, like creating another annoying TV series on Earth that ABSOLUTELY no one seemed to like but still kept going anyway, but it's been getting boring and he needed something else he could do. Beating up item world residents didn't really help and meeting with all those rioting Senators was nothing but a chore. Laharl was already at the brink of insanity and needed something to do.

"Laharl-san, you're going to make holes around your throne if you keep doing that..." Flonne reminded him. That's when Flonne had a grand idea. "I know! Why don't we go visit Celestia?"

Laharl simply sighed. "Why would I want to go to that gay flowery place again?"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!"

"But you did give me a great idea!" Laharl replied as he rubbed his hands together. He creepily chuckled; sending chills up a couple of the vassals' spine. "Oy Kakashi!"

"Yes Laharl-san?"

"Prepare to send out a message to Seraph Lamington!"

A few minutes later in Celestia...

"Greetings Master Lamington!" A young angel by the name of Katy greeted the Seraph as she marched toward him. Lamington groaned and put down the controller of his PS2. Katy was, like Flonne, an angel trainee, and acts like her in a way. Currently, she's the messenger for both Celestia and the Netherworld. Katy pulled out a telegram and handed it to the Seraph. "Seraph, you have a telegram from Overlord Laharl in the Netherworld."

"Ah, I wonder what the young Overlord wants?" Lamington said, as he took the letter. "Thank you, Katy."

"Oh you're welcome." And so Katy left his quarters. Lamington put the letter to his face and carefully read his telegram:

Dear Seraph Lamington,

I'm here to inform you that...I will beat your ass today. I've been waiting for this moment. You are now totally off guard. There's nowhere to run. Nothing you can do. I'm hiding in the shadows of your quarters. I could be anywhere...even right behind you...

Sincerely Laharl, Overlord of the Netherworld

Lamington quickly turned around flung a lightning spell at his attacker. However, he soon realized that he ended up annihilating his TV along with his PS2, not his attacker. "Damn! And I was beating the crap out of the Vulcanus too!" (He was playing Disgaea: Hour of Darkness. How ironic.) He then realized that there was something else on the telegram. It read:

P.S. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU FELL FOR IT!!!! TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T SAVE BEFORE BLOWING UP YOUR PS2!!! CIAO!!!!

Back at the Netherworld...

"Oh, the Seraph replied back?" Laharl asked Katy.

"Oh yes. He said he was glad to have gotten a letter from you." Katy replied. "I shouldn't spoil too much about the letter so I should go. See ya." And so, Katy headed back toward Celestia.

Laharl laughed so hard. "THE FOOL DIDN'T EVEN SEEIT COMING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"Oh grow up, Laharl!" Flonne said, with her hands on her hips. "You know the saying 'What goes around, comes around.'"

"Sure whatever! I can't wait to hear what the Seraph said." Laharl hastily opened the telegram. Suddenly, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" a blast of lightning shot out of the telegram and into Laharl face. Laharl screamed in pain as he felt something worse than a terrible unreachable itch.

Meanwhile, Flonne picked up the letter and read it aloud for Seraph's victim to hear:

Dear Overlord Laharl,

Haha...very funny. Well I hope you like my 'present'. That's what you get for destroying my game. Luckily for you, I'm not one to hold a grudge. So next time you're bored, don't bring me into your boredom, capiche?

Sincerely Seraph Lamington

P.S. Come visit Celestia sometime and bring Flonne with you.

"Laharl-san—"

"Don't even say it, Flonne..." Laharl groaned with burns all over his face. Now that pissing off the Seraph was out of the question, Laharl began to shout out in the halls, "IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO AROUND HERE!?!"

"Would it be helpful if I said that I have a new mission for you?" Etna asked Laharl as she came in with a sheet of paper.

"YES!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING CEPT THAT STUPID TEAMWORK TRAINING!!!"

"But I thought you said teamwork was helpful..." Flonne moaned.

"Well...yeah I guess it is. But I dun wanna go through Etna's training!!"

"Well you're in luck." Etna said. "There's an uprising in some part of the Netherworld that you, as Overlord, must crush!" She pointed to the young Overlord.

"GREAT!!! SOMETHING WORTH DOING!!!!" Laharl cheered, happy that he had an assignment. The best thing about the assignment was that he's going to be the crap out of Netherworld residents to make them respect him. Ironically, that was supposed to be on the top of his list (D'OH). "So what kind of place are we supposed to conquer?"

"Well...it's a weird place. It's called...

"'...Rejectville?'"

"Yup." Etna replied. "This place has been getting pretty restless lately. They say you don't recognize the demons here too much and so they're staging a revolt."

"Well, how am I supposed to recognize them? I didn't even know this place existed."

"I wonder what kind of demons reside here in Rejectville?" Flonne said.

"Well we're not gonna know just standing here!" Laharl crossed his arms, his most familiar pose. "So these puny vassals think they can rise up against me? Well they've got another thing coming, for anyone who crosses the Overlord's path will suffer!!! Hmhmhm...hmhmhm...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Etna sighed. "There he goes again..."

"Looks like we've got another fun adventure ahead of us!" Flonne exclaimed.

Aramis sighed. "Geez...we're always surrounded by idiots, aren't we Etna-san?"

"Yup..."

Where the hell am I now...? The mysterious man from earlier was now heading through a frost area, full of zombies, imps, and incredibly sexy demons. Luckily for him, he was capable of taking out zombies and imps and sex appeal doesn't necessarily affect him. As he continued onward he kept looking for signs or clues to where he was. Finally, he came upon a sign filled with snow. He shook the snow off the sign and it read 'Welcome Joutenheim, the greatest place to get laid.' "Well that's reassuring. Geez...at least my powers make up for my poor sense of direction. How do I get out of here?"

"You're back...?" The man swung his head around. Standing before him was what looked like a total stranger to him, but the presence was all too familiar.

The man chuckled to himself. "So the rumors about you and Krichevskoy still alive were true after all...am I right Rayne?"

"Please, my name is now Kirei, and I've been reborn as a demon, I'm no longer human...unlike some people."

"Stop. What made you think I was still human?"

"Oh right. Forgive me...you're an 'exception'."

"That's right. So why are you still here?" The man finally asked.

"We're looking for someone." The two turned around. Mid Boss was standing majestically over a rock. "So you decided to come back after all. Either way, we're looking for someone you might know."

The man simply shrugged and turned south. "It would be best for you not to interfere with my affairs..."

"I understand your concern." Mid Boss began. "But, though our goals may be different, the we will take are similar. Our paths will cross eventually."

"What are you getting at?"

"You're looking for two people. I won't mention the other one, but I'm sure you're here to see my son, Laharl."

The man gasped. "How did you--?"

"'How I knew' is not what you should be asking.", Mid Boss reminded him. "Maybe what you should be asking now is 'how do I get there?'"

"Heh. I guess there's no hiding anything from you, Krichevskoy."

"Haha. Anyway, head over to the Imp Lair to the north. You may not find anything, but you might be able to sense a fading dimensional portal. I'm sure with your magic, you'll be able to open a route to the Overlord's Castle."

The man politely bowed Mid Boss. "Arigato (Thank you). Now I must be going." And so, the man left Mid Boss and Kirei and headed for the Imp Lair.

Kirei had a worried look on her face. Something bothered her, and Mid Boss could feel it. "Is there something wrong?"

Kirei nodded. "To think he would return now, just as the evil presence emerged. Something tells me that Laharl and Flonne will have more on their hands than we thought they would..."

Back at Rejectville, Laharl and the rest of his vassals were now walking arrogantly into the town. The place was creepy, filled to the brim with happy stufffrom cute kittens to other stuff that seemed to come from TV shows. Everyone could feel something odd as fear crept up his or her spines. All except Flonne, who was happily playing with the stuffed puppy.

"Aw...it's so cute!"

"FLONNE PUT IT DOWN!!!" Laharl demanded. "THAT THING'S CREEPING ME OUT!!!!"

"Oh c'mon Laharl-san. Don't you wanna hug it?" Flonne teased him, holding the plushie up to his face. Laharl began to back off, until a sound came from the puppy plushie. A little tune followed after, and soon the puppy plushie began to talk.

'Hello boys and girls. I'm Bai Bai Puppy and you, Overlord Laharl, are not permitted on these grounds. Please leave before we kick the crap out of y—' Before Bai Bai could finish he sentence, Laharl sliced up the innocent plushie. Bai Bai was now nothing but stuffing.

"I hope that's the last of them." Laharl panted.

"Aw...Bai Bai Puppy go bye bye." Flonne sniffled. Suddenly...

"We've been waiting for you, Overlord!!!" Laharl, Flonne, and the others looked up. There were five figures on top of the building, doing many gay poses. "You think that you can stop us from complaining? You've got another thing coming! We're here to right the wrong! We're here to fight for justice and love! I am 'Skipper Star' and these are my 'Skipper Scouts'. And in the name of justice, 'we will make you sorry'!!!"

Large sweat drops were forming on everyone's heads. Laharl was probably the most annoyed of all of them. "Now I know why they call this place 'Rejectville'...not to mention why no one wants to pay any attention to them..."

Flonne, on the other hand, was admiring the 'Skippers'. "OMG! They're so cool!!!" Flonne just kept squealing like hopeless fan girl. All the other vassals looked at her with pity.

"You've gotta be kidding me..." Etna uttered.

"Don't think you can escape us!" The Skippers exclaimed. "We Skippers have the power to defeat you!!! With love and justice on our side, nothing will stand in our way!!!"

"I couldn't have said it better..." Flonne said, brushing a tear off her eye.

"WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON, FLONNE!?!" Laharl scolded her.

"Now it us time for us to use our flashy wand power thingy attack!" The Skippers began to form a circle and began doing gay poses over and over.

Etna sighed as she pulled out her gun. "Sometimes this job is just waaaaay too easy..." Etna aimed at each one and shot them all to the ground.

Laharl sighed. "Finally, those girls actually shut up..."

"Aw...but they were cool..." Flonne moaned.

"FLONNE!!!!!" Laharl and Etna yelled together.

"Alright Alright. So Rejectville is basically a place where rejected Saturday morning cartoons go, right?"

"You know, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Gordon all of a sudden appeared in here..." Laharl said.

"Either way we should continue forward, right?"

"Right..."

Few minutes and a couple of rejects later, Laharl and the others finally reached the center of Rejectville. On their way there, they had to battle through numerous rejects. These rejects varied, from little alien babies who spoke in incoherent phrases to martial artists who seemed to have a hard time speaking properly to a big dinosaur whowanted to be their friend. Each was one more annoying than the next.

"I thought I was gonna be given a real challenge..." Laharl moaned. He began to go into his ranting mode. "BUT FIGHTING OFF BABIES AND STUPID PINK DINOSAURS WAS NOT I WANTED!!!!" Laharl ripped apart Bearny, the friendly pink dinosaur as he moved toward the center of town (for more information on Bearny, please my RK fic 'Hiko Seijuro, a Himura Kid's Best Friend'.)

"But I wanted to be his friend too..." Flonne moaned.

"STOP IT FLONNE!!!!"

"Okay okay. I'll stop!" Flonne finally turned toward their next destination. "Well you took on this mission, Laharl-san. You might as well finish it. I wonder what the ruler of this place will be like." Flonne began oogling over the cuteness of the ruler. Possibly a beautiful princess or a bishie king.

Obviously, Laharl, Etna, Aramis, Kurtis, and the rest of vassals did not want to know.

"What reject will we be battling next?" Etna finally asked. Suddenly...

"BAAAAAKAAAA SUCKAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" ...a large energy...turtle... crashed near Laharl's. "Finally, I get to test my strength and utter stupidity!!!" Laharl's group looked up. There was a spiky haired man with baboon butt and tail. "I am Baka, a Suckan who's part of the elite LizardBlock warriors. 'LizardBlock Y' warriors to be exact!!!!"

Flonne sighed. "Aw, and I thought all the rejects would be cute. Oh well, let's beat this guy!!!"

Laharl cheered. "I didn't think you would actually agree with me again. Oh well! Clobbering time!!!"

"Don't think so!!" Baka exclaimed. "For I shall beat you with my ultimate technique!!!" Baka got into his stance and started gathering energy turtles again. (The fans of these shows will DEFINITELY kill me for this) "BAKAAAAAAAAAA SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" Soon, millions of energy...turtles...were blasted toward the group. Ironically, the turtles only seemed to annoy Laharl, not actually hurt him.

"Flinging energy turtles as an attack...this is probably the lamest enemy yet." Laharl sighed as he turned to Flonne. "Right Flonne? Flonne?"

At this point, Flonne was seething in anger. "That man...he abuses...turtles!!!!"

"Well I guess the guy has no choice." Etna said. "After all, he probably doesn't have any other attacks."

"This turtle abuser must be stopped at all cost!!!" Flonne exclaimed. There was no way she was going to let him get away with this 'crime'.

"Wanna have the honor of finishing him?" Laharl asked her.

"Oh certainly. Thank you, Laharl-san! I knew you'd agree with me!!!"

"Heh..." Laharl uttered, trying to sound confident and collected.

"Trying to sound cool there, eh Prince?" Etna teased him.

"SHUT UP!!!! Flonne, just blast him outta the sky or something!!! This turtle thing is getting annoying!!!!"

"Hai!" Flonne turned towards Baboon Butt...I mean Baka, and began summoning her powers. Light gathered toward her fingertips and aimed it with her bow at her opponent. Then in a flash... "Holy Arrows!!!" numerous arrows of light shot out of the bow, piercing through the Baka and finishing him off for good. "And don't come back loser!"

"Well that's over." Laharl let out a sigh. "Let's go. I wanna finish this mission as soon as possible!"

"At least you're not bored, right Prince?"

"Yeah, Laharl-san. This is fun!!"

"Riiiight..."

"TAKE THIS YOU DISEASED RAT!!!!!" Laharl stepped on a rat with what looked like Tylenol tablets for cheeks and sheared off its head.

"NOOOOOO!! GAWDBLESCHUUU!!!" Went Bash Spredum, the Sicko'man trainer (Now this one is probably THE MOST retarded thing I came up with). With no other Sicko'mans left, he hurried off, throwing away Adderballs as he went.

"That had to be the most retarded opponent yet..." Etna sighed.

"Well at least we're in front of the palace of the Rejectville ruler." Flonne pointed out. "Hm? Don't you think it looks strangely familiar?"

"Yeah! You're right! It looks like..." Etna soon realized what she meant. Crooked towers, dimensional gates, a secret cavern. It obviously rang a bell to the Laharl and the rest.

Laharl was now this close to exploding in a rage that no one would be happy to see. So instead... "WHAT KINDA !#$$ DEMON COPIED MY #$$!# CASTLE!!!!" he cussed all of Rejectville out.

Then...

"Greetings Overlord..."

"...we meet..."

"...again..."

Laharl cringed. "No...NOT THEM AGAIN!!!!!"

"Oh..."

"...yes..."

"...again..." The three dropped from the sky.

"We are here to fight off those who make fun of us! We..."

"...are...."

"...THE PRISM RANGERS!!!!!" The three were now majestically posing like idiots. A flashy light show was shown at the final pose.

Etna sighed. "I thought I killed these guys."

"Well you didn't and we are here!!!" The three exclaimed together.

Kurtis couldn't have been more pissed to see these knock offs. "THEY LOOK LIKE THE FRIGGIN P—"

"Ahem. Can't say that around here, Kurtis?" Aramis, the now 'law abiding' zombie tamer said.

"Can we get this over with?" Flonne yawned, which was incredibly ironic. All the other vassals gasped.

"So you're not gonna become all fan girly?" asked Etna. Flonne shook her head.

"Flonne must be sick or something." Laharl added. "Oh well. Time to die Prism Rangers!"

"Wait!!! Can we please transform this time? We never got to transform before!!! PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE!!!! OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!!!!"

"ALRIGHT!!!! JUST GO AND TRANSFORM ALREADY!!!!" Laharl was getting more and more bored by the second. It seemed that this mission was more about pissing him off than challenging him.

"YAY!!! WATCH AND BE AMAZED!!!!" Soon light shot out of the Prism Rangers. Light shinned everywhere. Everything was illuminated to the point of blinding. After all was completed, the light diminished. Laharl and the others gazed upon the Prism Rangers final transformation. "BEHOLD!!! THE COLORFUL RAINBOWY ULTIMATE...MEGABOARD!!!!"

"That's it..." Aramis replied sarcastically. "A gay board!!!!"

Laharl sighed. "And I wonder why I brought my vassals with me? Well since they're here, they can beat the crap out of this thing for me. Alright Steilhang, do what you need to do."

"Right!" Steilhang turned to everyone. "Let's go!"

"Hold on!" Laharl said. He then pulled out a humongous rock and laid it in front of the vassals. How he got that humongous rock to fit in his cape is a question that will never be solved. "Alright! Now show them what the rock can really do!!! (only 500, 000, 000 HL!!!)"

"Um...okay...as you wish, Laharl-sama." Steilhang ordered all everyone to lift the rock. Not wanting to waste time Laharl, Flonne, and Etna rushed into the Rejectville Castle, leaving all the other vassals to take on the Megaboard (you'll never guess who wins).

Few minutes and a bit of board and rock action later...

"Now it's about time we meet this Rejectville leader!!" Laharl said. "And if he disappoints me, I'M GONNA RIP THIS ENTIRE TOWN FROM THE FACE OF THE NETHERWORLD!!!!"

"But Laharl-san, that's just cruel to the citizens of Rejectville. I can't wait till I see the ruler of this place!!!" Flonne exclaimed with flames in her eyes.

"SO THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED TO HURRY UP!!!!"

"Either way, I think the question should be 'Does this town even have a leader?', right Prince?"

"You got that right!" Everyone turned around. There he was, the Overlord of Rejectville. "So you think you can wipe us all off!!! Well you've got another thing coming!!!"

Flonne squealed like a hopeless fan girl once again. "OMG THE OVERLORD IS SO CUTE!!!!!"

Etna gave her a very puzzling look. Looking at the Rejectville Overlord, there was obviously something wrong with Flonne's statement. "Flonne, do you realize who this Overlord looks like...?"

"Yup!" Flonne replied happily. "He's just so adorable I wanna hug him!!!" Laharl glared at Flonne with the most evil of eyes.

The Overlord crossed his arms and yelled into the air. "ALRIGHT!!! PAI!! EDNA!!! GET READY TO ELIMINATE OUR OPPONENTS!!! ANYONE WHO CROSSES THE GREAT OVERLORD RAHUR WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!! Hmhmhm...hmhmhmhm...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

This was the last straw for Laharl. His patience was now breaking the limit. The final opponent turned out to be nothing more than a sick copycat. "YOU COPIED ME AND MY LINES!!!! YOU EVEN COPIED MY LAUGH!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS!!! NOW FACE THE WRATH OF OVERLORD LAHARL!!!!" Laharl charged at the Rahur with incredible rage and fury. "BLAZING KNUCLKES!!!!!"

"HEY THAT'S MY MOVE!!!!" Rahur summoned the same powers and attacked with nearly the same attack. "FLAMING FIST!!!!" The two collided with a powerful force, which knocked the two on their feet. Unlike the other rejects, Rahur wasn't going to be so easy to beat.

"HE CAN COPY MY MOVES TOO!?!"

Flonne saw that Laharl couldn't with this alone. She turned to Etna and said, "C'mon Etna-san! Laharl-san needs our help!"

"Right!" Etna leaped into the air, gathering energy into her palm. At the apex of her jump, she let out the energy in a series of pink beams. "Sexy beam!!!"

Meanwhile, Flonne charged light energy into her bow and shot out numerous light arrows. "Holy arrows!!!!"

Unfortunately for them, Pai and Edna had the same intent as they performed similar attacks. "Seductive Blast!!!"

"Light Spear!!!" The attacks collided. The immense power of the attacks knocked both teams back. It seemed that they were all evenly matched.

Laharl began muttering things to himself. "Bastards...why the hell does Rejectville have an Overlord like that? Does that mean I'm a reject?"

"I would say...yes!" Etna teased him.

"SHUT UP!!!!!"

"Don't worry, Laharl-san!" Flonne exclaimed. "We've got love on our side!!!"

"Now's not the time for this, Love Freak..."

"Sorry Prince, but Flonne is...kinda right." Etna said. "I bet those guys only learned from copying. I bet you if used that teamwork you learned, we'd be able to beat them."

"Hmmmm..." Laharl thought about it. Teamwork might work against Rahur, since he's only been copying from Laharl. However, how to defeat him was the real question. Wait...what if...it's a bit risk but I'll take it! "Alright, I got an idea!" Laharl turned to Flonne. "Flonne, fire off your Holy Arrows!" Laharl then turned to Etna. "Etna, use Prinny Raid. And I'll finish it off with Overlord's Wrath!!"

"Fools!!!! Do you really think your attacks will work on us!!!" Rahur shouted.

"I won't know till I try!" Laharl replied. "But...some foolish copycat cannot defeat me!!! Alright!!! Attack!!!" All of them began charging up their attacks, hoping to finish off their opponent. Laharl was the first to attack. "Overlord's Wrath!!!"

Then Flonne. "Holy Arrows!!!"

And then Etna. "Prinny Raid!!!!"

Rahur, Pai, and Edna followed suit. "King's Rage!!!!"

"Light Spear!!!"

"Prinny R--huh!?!" That's when the rejects realized what was going on. When both teams performed all the attacks, one of them couldn't match up.

"You guys fell for it!!!" Laharl exclaimed. "The only one who can summon Prinnies so easily is Etna!!! Something a simple copycat cannot do!!!" As all the attacks collided, Laharl, Etna, and Flonne's attacks pushed through Rahur, Edna, and Pai's attack. The copycats had no choice but to face the attack at full force. When the smoke finally cleared, Edna and Pai were unconscious on the floor. Rahur was still up. "Ha! Suck that reject!!! How does it feel to be beaten by the real thing!?!" Suddenly, Laharl heard something sniffling. He turned to Rahur, who was crying on the floor.

"I'm s-sorry. I only wanted our citizens to be recognized." Rahur solemnly said. "You see, Rejectville was once a place where young orphaned children were welcomed. A dark man with mystical powers saved this spot just for us. We found a place we could call home. But then...the man had to leave the place. He said he'd be gone for a while but would eventually return. He never came back. We were confused and scared. We didn't know what to do."

"That's so sad." Flonne cried.

"FLONNE!!!!"

Rahur continued. "Then we found a TV...from Earth. The TV was able to display many shows that we enjoyed. We watched these powerful warriors destroy demons many times their size. So we tried to copy them. But soon demons began laughing at us, saying that we were so retarded."

"Well I think you guys are pretty retarded for copying us." Laharl muttered.

"LAHARL-SAN!!!!"

Rahur continued again. "So we tried to gain recognition. Last time, we tried sending the Prism Rangers to fight you when you announced the challenge for Overlord two years ago. They all came up empty handed. So we decided that maybe, if we brought you here, we could surely defeat you with our numbers. My friends and me tried studying your attacks...but soon we noticed how much power you had and tried to copy it. That's why Pai, Edna, and me tried to copy you. We wanted your strength...but it seems we were far from it." That's when Rahur felt something warm. He looked up. Flonne was hugging him.

"You poor thing. To think you lived such a life without any parents." Flonne sniffled, bringing him close. "Don't worry. We're here to help you."

"Lemme guess. You're gonna ask me to have pity on them?" Laharl asked Flonne.

"Please Laharl-san."

"Oh alright. At least you admire my strength so much that you wanted to copy me."

"Of course I admire your strength!" Rahur exclaimed. "The Overlord is known to be the strongest in the Netherworld."

"At least there's someone out there who can acknowledge my strength." Laharl said. He then held out his sword and slightly tapped Rahur's shoulder with it. "I, Overlord Laharl, proclaim you, Rahur, the true ruler of Rejectville. As the current Overlord, we give you full sovereignty over your land."

"Overlord..."

"Just make sure not to piss me off again, 'k kid."

"Hai!"

Later that day at the Overlord's Castle...

"I didn't think you'd be so merciful, Prince." Etna teased him.

"Look, I don't want these rejects complaining their asses off again. Besides, the kid put up a good fight. I guess he deserves it." Laharl looked into sky and sighed. "Even though he tried copying me, he and his friends were able to gain that much power in two years. It kinda makes me wonder how much stronger they're gonna become."

"Well it's because they're driven." Flonne interjected. "Even though they are rejects, the need for love and recognition drove them to become so strong. I'm sure you would become even stronger if there was some sort of motivation."

"What do you mean?" Laharl ran up to his throne and stood at his full height, crossing his arms. "I'm the strongest in the Netherworld!!!! I even defeated the Seraph!!!! There's no need for more strength cuz there is no one in the universe who can defeat me!!!! Hmhmhmhm...hmhmhmhmhm...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"But Laharl-san, are you sure there isn't anything driving you to become stronger? Is there someone out there that made you strong enough to defeat Lamington-sama?"

Laharl thought about it. The time he defeated the Seraph. Seraph was indeed a powerful being. Laharl could've been killed facing him...but there was something motivating him to beat him. That thing...was a little white flower. "No, of course not!"

Noticing the blush on Laharl's face, Etna annoyed him once again. "Oooh! The Prince is blushing!"

"SHUT UP ETNA!!!!! I'M GONNA CHUCK A TURTLE AT YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!!"

"Laharl-san, you're a turtle abuser too!?!"

"No I didn't mean it that way!!!!!"

"Now the Prince is apologizing to Flonne-chan! You've come a long way in your relationship with her, haven't you Prince?"

"ETNA!!!!!!"

episode end

Next episode:

Flonne: NIN NIN! An army of evil samurai have dominated the Icy Lands of the Netherworld!

Etna: Hey, what's with the sound effects?

Flonne: CLASH!!! The evil daimyo E—er...Maderas has ordered all the samurai to kill innocent demons for a hidden treasure!

Etna: I wouldn't be surprised. The second the word treasure reaches out, the demons go crazy over it.

Flonne: TA DA!!! Here to save the day is the Kunoichi of Love, Flonne!!! Can this Love Ninja save the Netherworld in time?

Etna: Love Ninja!?! You've gotta be kidding me...

Flonne: Next time on Love of Flonne, Nin Nin: Ninja's love, demon's greed!!! Love will protect all!!! ...So Etna-san, are you glad I didn't make you the evil villain this time?

Etna: Yeah! ...unfortunately you still stole my spot so you're gonna have to die, 'k! ::bang::

Flonne: ::squeals:: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


I'm sorry for those guys who actually like DBZ, Sailor Moon, and Pokemon. While I pretty much hate those shows, I hope you don't get upset from the above. You see I was thinking up a humor chapter to steer it away from a bit of the serious stuff. So I began to see if I could bring back any characters. The first thing that came to mind was the Prism Rangers, so I thought 'hey, what if there were other rejects just like them'. So I came up with the Rejectville idea. I'm quite surprised that I didn't use a Gordon reject in here (though Gordon himself is already a reject. Sorry for you Gordon fans). So I placed in really messed up versions of these anime. I would've included Inuyasha but too many people like it (it's...okay, I just don't like how it topped RK in the top 25 anime). Though it's pretty obvious what I did with the DBZ and SM spoof, the Pokemon spoof came from something that came to mind recently. First off, my sister told me about these plushies for different diseases, such AIDs and the common cold. Messed up right? And then I started coming up with a messed up name for Pikachu. So I tried to think up a name that would have some kind of meaning to it. So I used 'Gawdbleschu' and then Sicko'man was born (the man part is just me being stupid and using the 'adult' pronunciation of Pokemon.) As for the names of the Disgaea rip offs, Rahur was simply my way of messing up Laharl's romaji name (which Raharr), Edna is pretty obvious. I'm sure you're all wondering where I got Pai for Flonne. Well in the japanese version is prounounced Flonne (Flown) but in english it was prounounced Flonne (Flan), making her sound like some kind of desert. From there, Pai (Pie)was born. Either way I hope you liked this retarded chapter. And would you look at that! I got my reviews! Yay! Anyway, next episode is gonna go back to a bit more of seriousness. And guess what! It's starring Etna this time! Since the last 3 episodes were more on Laharl and Flonne, I thought Etna should get her chance in spotlight. Well I hope you look forward to the next chapter. Until then, ja'.