One Black Too Many

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FREAK014: Ooh, the lack of good pairings is what makes me hungrier for more slash.

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Kuri-chan: Thank you! The Lucius/Sirius pairing is great isn't it?

Lizzie24: I love Sirius/Lucius too! Pity there isn't much of it around.

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Warning: Some spousal abuse will start this chapter, like I said I'm trying to make Lucius nastier.

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Chapter 2: Unblissful Marriage

It was late in the morning when Sirius returned to his London apartment, one he shared with his best friend, James Potter. He had spent the entire night in the Malfoys' guesthouse with his lover; their original quickie had turned into an all night affair.

"Ah the dirty stop out returns." Said James almost as soon as Sirius came through the door. "Fun wedding then, I take it?"

Sirius rolled his eyes and poured himself some coffee that James had already made, "Yeah it was fun, especially the part where I turned into the other man."

James raised an eyebrow; "It doesn't bother you that much though, does it?"

Sirius shrugged and sat down, "Course it doesn't. I know I have no need to worry about Narcissa getting into his pants, he had the choice of spending his wedding night with his wife." James smirked. "And on top of that-"

"Yes, I know. He's an amazing lover and he always hits that spot that makes you go…" James gave a lustful groan and earned himself a kick in the shin. "Now, now, don't get feisty."

Sirius gave his friend a mock glare, "Shut up you prat. I just happen to enjoy my sex life, that's all."

James raised an eyebrow, "I enjoy mine too, thank you, but I don't need to talk about it."

Sirius stared at him blankly for a moment, "What sex life?"

"Shut up."

Sirius snickered before giving huge yawn, "I'm going to go and get some sleep."

"So he didn't let you in his bed then?"

Sirius grinned, "No, we did use a bed but it was in the guesthouse…and there wasn't much sleeping involved, as I'm sure you could guess."

"Yes I'm sure I can guess, not that I want to of course."

"Whatever, see you in a few hours." Said Sirius before heading into his bedroom.

"Sweet dreams."

"Oh I'll have them, don't you worry."

"Lucius."

Lucius cringed a little at the sound of his new wife's high irritating voice, he had been in his study at his manor ever since Sirius had left this morning. "Narcissa."

"Where were you?" Questioned the angry blonde, "You just left me half way through the party and never came back."

Lucius arched an eyebrow slightly at her before standing up and going over to one of his many bookcases. "You will understand, Narcissa, that I do have more important things to tend to other than parties celebrating something that I did not wish to be involved in, in the first place."

Narcissa narrowed her eyes at him, "What are you saying? That you didn't want to marry me?"

Lucius turned to look at her, a rather passive expression on his face, "That is exactly what I am saying, Narcissa."

"Why not?!" Screeched Narcissa angrily, "I love you!"

Lucius raised his eyebrows in amusement, "You mean to say that you love my money."

"That is not true!"

"Oh it is, my dear." Replied Lucius coolly. "You and I both know that this is a marriage of convenience. Two wealthy pureblooded families interlocked through marriage. That and if we ever decide to divorce you will more than likely get quite a healthy sum of my personal money." He could see that Narcissa was practically steaming now. "Now please, do me a favour and leave, I have work to do."

Narcissa gave him the nastiest glare that she could; "I am not leaving! We are married; we should be going on our honeymoon. We should have spent our wedding night together, but you disappeared!"

Lucius, out of habit more than anything, cracked his knuckles, this woman was really trying his patience already and they had only been married for less than twenty-four hours. "I do not need this right now, Narcissa. Get out."

Narcissa bravely stood her ground, not many people would when they were getting such a nasty look off a Malfoy but she had known Lucius since she was a toddler, it didn't really affect her as much as it did other people. "I will not leave. Not until I have an explanation for your disappearance last night."

In one swift move, Lucius was over next to her, he then grabbed her by the arm and dragged over to the door of his study.

"Let go of me!"

Lucius pushed her out into the hallway, he was a man of little patience. His grey eyes were blazing and his nostrils were flaring, his voice was cold when he spoke again. "One rule you will follow while living under my roof, is that this study and my personal life are both out of bounds. Do you understand me?" he snarled.

Narcissa continued glaring at him, "Are you having an affair?"

Lucius sneered slightly, "Even if I was, Narcissa, it is my business and my business alone." He turned to go back into his study when Narcissa spoke again.

"If you're hoping that I will file for a divorce then you are sadly mistaken.

Lucius turned back to her, "Like I said, if we have a divorce, you will get a chunk of my money. But I am rather hoping that you will die in some freak accident, either that or I will do away with you myself. The manor grounds are plenty big enough to hide a body."

Narcissa raised her hand angrily and slapped her husband across the face. "How dare you-"

Before she could finish yelling at her husband, Narcissa got a backhand smack across her own face from a very livid looking Lucius. "You will not raise your hand at me again, are we clear?"

Narcissa stared back at him in shock, she knew of Lucius' nasty temper but she had never dreamed that he would hit her. "Y-yes…"

Lucius pointed down the hallway, "Now get out." He slammed the door to his study in her face and went back over to his desk.

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"I don't know about you." Said Sirius. It was the evening now and he and James were spending the night in with pizza, beer and the television.

"What don't you know?" Replied James, as he tried to keep the topping on his pizza.

Sirius gazed at him thoughtfully, "Are you straight? Gay? Bisexual? I mean, I've never actually seen you with a girlfriend or boyfriend…"

James smirked, "The ever ambiguous best friend."

"You're not going to tell me are you?"

James shrugged, "To be honest, I don't know. I'm still trying to figure it out myself."

"Ah…" Sirius nodded thoughtfully. "I could help you figure it out if you want?" He raised his eyebrows suggestively.

James frowned, "If I remember rightly, Si, you're in a relationship with Lucius Malfoy. It'd be more than my life's worth to touch you."

"True. But still…the offer's there."

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A/N: Was that all right? Am I doing all right with the Nasty!Lucius?

Next Chapter: Um…I'm not too sure. It will be a surprise…

Poll: Now, for James' love life, how would you prefer to see him?

A/ with Remus

B/ with Lily

C/ with Severus

D/ with Regulus

E/ with an Other Male Character

F/ with an Other Female Character

OR

G/ Single and looking (or not looking)