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Danni snickered qiuetly as she finished up what she was doing. Shadow was perched as a look out in th enearby vent trying not to cackle lest he give thier postion away.
"Done." Danni smirked looking at her handy work a bumper sticker on Red's back that had what she thought would be hilarious. And a ton of post it notes on him each pointing to it each saying 'looky there'. But what she looked forward to was the trap she had rigged for him when he woke up. Danni nodded accepting as she jogged over to Shadow after clambering up to the vents. Looking down at Red Alert she thought idly how badly she needed a camcorder.
"The paint bomb ready?" Danni asked after a moment. Shadow snickered at the idea of what was to come.
"Yep, so's the guns." Danni grinned evilly, mocking Mr. Burns from the simpson's she answered.
"Exxcellent!" Shadow just giglled insanely as Red started to get up. He rolled over hitting the trip wire.
"WHAT?!" Both prankers cackled as the paint bomb fell on Reds head...Painting him a very neon green. He turned his gaze toward the vents, for once not his normal cool self. This showed because he started growling.
"YOU TWO!"
"....Meep." Danni squeked as Red stalked toward the vent they were perched in. Getting on Shadow she gunned his throttle.
"MOVE! MOOOVVVE!" Shadow did't heisitate as the grate was pulled off by Red as they shot into the laberinth of tunnels that was the vents.
Not even a moment later several other yells were heard as it bacame apparent that the paint bomb trap had been a 'universal' prank. Only BJ was spared...And Optimus 'cause Danni didn't want to deal with the commander with the others. That'd be suicide.
"To BJ's ROOM!" Dani cackled as she hoisted her paint gun further on her shoulder.
"Aye aye captin!' Danni smirked as they blasted out of the vent onto BJ's stomach or, yeah something like that his torso.
"Opf!" He grunted as the minibike landed on him.
"Wakey, wakey! Time's as wastin' since the others are pacin!" Danni rymed quickly.
"What...?" BJ muttered half asleep. Danni gave him an unimpressed face..
"...In other words, your on our side of a war as the others are trying to get us." Danni explained patientlty.
"What did you do?" He yawned sitting up carefully.
"...Paint bombs..All neon, Optimus and you were the only ones spared from them." Danni offered. Shadow yawned..er at least made the sound.
"Danni you go in the vents I stayed up all night and the night before so I'm tired..." Danni groaned.
"Nice time to punk out Shadow." --
"I'll take you around." BJ stated simply plucking Danni off Shadow and setting the bike down.
"You sleep here act innocent."
".....yawn no problem...Zzzz." Danni looked at the minicon strangly.
"I wonder about him.." BJ chuckled setting her down and transforming...Into a HUGE motorcycle. Danni gawked at him not sure what to do.
"Don't stand there! Get on! We have a prank war to fight!" Danni grinned climbing on..Yes he is THAT big of a motorcycle. Fast too, Danni noted as she clung like a demented human burr as he shot out and aroung the base.
"..So now what?" BJ mused at her. Danni peeked an eye open now that he had stopped doing a wheelie. He really was smoother driver than shadow.
"Okay first off, I'm taking you on prank missions more often. Two er...Act as we go?" BJ chuckled.
"Okay one, I wouldn't mind two, why didn't you plan that far?" Danni looked sheepish.
"..I'm lazy?" This caused BJ to sigh then chuckle. Danni put the best innocent look on but knew it wouldn't do much good. It didn't.
"After this you and Shad will have to come and talk about your plans with me so we can stratigise...." He zoomed around a corner just as they were spotted by a hot pink Hotshot...Obviosuly he had triggered the other bomb too since he was COVERED in sequins! Danni blinked then snickered.
"Sparkly hot pink Hotshot..I need a camera!" A yellow Blurr blasted by in vehicle form trying to block BJ.
"Hold on." Danni blinked as she looked ahead at Blurr. Then glanced down at BJ.
"Why-?!" Danni almost couldn't finish as BJ monster trucked it over Blurr's front end.
"Yee-Haw!" BJ cackled speeding down the hallway towards the med room.
"Er..I think Red's still in there.." To prove her point he stepped out just then glaring at them BJ managed to zip past him also getting a look at Red's back.
"BWHAHA! Where did you get THAT?!" He asked Danni as they passed a baffeled Optimus.
"I have ways. You like?" Danni answered him mysteriously.
"....A 'You know you want it!' Bumper sticker?! Hell yeah!" Danni smiled.
"I'm glad it catches your fancy..Er Jetfire comin up on your left." A very peeved Jetfire at that. He was all light mettalic blue.
"DANNI!" Danni smiled as they swerved around his feet.
"HEY THINK OF IT THIS WAY! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE HOTSHOT!" Said autobot came into view having chased Danni and BJ. Jetfire blanched O-o. BJ and Danni blasted outside where a clean Scavenger stood. BJ hit the brakes as Danni gawked.
"Er..." She managged baffeled, she had set his trap..
"Didn't set the trap right on mine because I sit up then move, not the other way around." Scavenger pointed out. Danni smiled shaking heself outta her shock whiled drawing out her Paint ball gun.
"Well then." Danni smiled at him innocently.
"Join the fun!" And shot him in the chest with a round of bright orange paintballs. Scavenger's jaw dropped as BJ gunned it, popping a wheelie again.
"OFF-ROAD!" BJ cackled mountain biking the rough terrain. Danni cackled herself seeing the other Autobots run out and transform into vehicle mode.
"God when they catch us we are SO in for it!" Danni groaned, though she did note Optimus amused look at the sparkly pink Hotshot...
"...Who said they will?" BJ mused as Danni laughed looking back ahead. As they blasted farther away from thier prusuers.
