OK! Its finally ALIVE!!had sugar so yeah .O;; n.n Hope ya like how it turned out. it was fun...XD Cypher was granted permission from LoneGenisis and the last two peoples were given to me by HotShot14...READ THEIR STORIES IT RULES! There n.n

I nu own TF


After driving through traffic much to the prank group's dismay, Alexis got an idea.

"I just had a very evil idea." Immediately Danni perked up. Alexis, evil idea? This was going to be good...

"Well what is the evil idea?" Danni smirked turning her head slightly to look out of the corner of her eye at Alexis.

"If we can get to base and use the warp gate, I know where we can get another ally." Danni eyed her warily not sure who she spoke of.

"Hmm?" BJ purred absently, just leaning slightly waiting for traffic to move. Danni was holding him up...After she had convinced him to release one of her legs.

"She's in New York but I know how to get to her. We just need the warp gate." Danni looked thoughtful.

"Eh, we broke in once we can do it again!" Alexis chuckled then yelped as BlackStreaker went forward with the traffic. Danni just lifted her foot then put it back down a second later as BJ did the same.

"Alright! Mission impossible, break in, use warp gate, kidna- er 'acquire' this possible recruit. And kick some tailpipe!" BJ laughed, Danni grinned nodding.

BJ and Blackstreaker thankfully found a side road which they used to go around the jam. The group then sped to Autobot HQ to break in again and use the warp gate.

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"You sure you can do this?" Danni whispered looking back to the warp room's door that BJ and his brother were watching.

"Honestly? Not completely. But I think...AHA!" Alexis grinned as the warp gate opened up to reveal....New York City.

".......?!" Danni just blinked.

"Alright! C'mon!" Alexis grabbed the startled Danni's hand making the brothers come. Alexis grinned proudly, beaming as she got on BlackStreaker. She didn't even flinch when the straps and metal thingers slid in place. Danni just kinda stood there a moment till yelling was heard outside the warp room.

"....!!" Danni leaped onto BJ deciding to ignore the straps as they slithered on and locked her in.

"Launch!" Alexis crowed, getting high of the adrenaline. Danni stared at her, suddenly scared of what she may have unleashed.

"Ale-" Danni was cut off as they were warped to New York. Both ended up being warped into a alley with Danni reminded how much she hates warping.

"Someone kill me? Please?" Danni whined as she dropped her head to BJ's dash.

"C'mon we gotta go get our new recruit!" Alexis decided to ignore Danni as she told the twins where to head. Ten minutes later with a half conscious Danni, Alexis stopped at a certain person's door. Knocking she grinned as Cypher answered.

"Hi!"

"Alexis! What are you doing here?" Cypher looked very puzzled, though pleased her friend had come to visit.

"New friends and I have come to kidnap you to help us in a prank war." Alexis smiled, saying this like it was the simplest thing.

"Er...Okay?...Um let me tell ZeroStriker where I'm going..." Cypher went real quick to tell him then bounded back grinning.

"Prank war here I come! We got silly string?"

"Yes Ma'am." BJ replied from his place in the street with Danni still on his seat strapped in. She in turn grinned and waved. BlackStreaker just flashed his lights in greeting. Cypher grinned.

"Excellent. Hi! Names Cypher. You guys are?"

"I'm BlackJack but ya can call me BJ for short, the thinger there on my seat is Danni."

"Hey ya!" Danni smiled friendly. BlackStreaker chuckled.

"I'm BlackStreaker. Ya can call me Streak for short if ya like." Danni eyed him.

"Ya never told ME that. -.O" She grumbled.

"Well never asked. Plus ya were too nuts, always running around. So I couldn't so there." Danni face-faulted as BJ laughed.

"Ok! C'mon, lets get back to the warp point so we can head back and finish this thing!" BJ managed out as Alexis got on 'Streak with Cypher behind her.

"Tally ho!" Cypher chuckled.

"Ooo! I like her already." Danni joked, causing everyone to laugh as they headed back to that alley.

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"I HATE warping..." Danni moaned collapsing on the floor. Alexis smiled shaking her head.

"You'll get used to it. Anyways, we should go to our checkpoint."

"Erm this is it?" Danni corrected pointing at the pile of stuff, some how that seemed to have multiplied.

"Heheheheheh..." BJ shook his head.

"Ok! So then we should set up this as base an set traps so only WE know where they are and we can have a better advantage." Cypher noted looking over all the pranks stuff Shadow gathered while they were retrieving her. The said little bugger rolled in then.

"Hiya! Welcome back everyone! As ya can see I got more pranks stuff. LOTS of rope and string that I didn't know we had...And other thingers. O.o" Danni just smiled.

"Ok! Let's get this place set up then!" Danni chuckled getting up and grabbing string, balloons and some paint to put in the balloons. Half hour later and two broken balloons the area was booby trapped in case the others came in.

"Now we gotta think of a plan of attack now that home base is defended." Danni stated smiling.

"Any idea's?"

"Hmm." Suddenly a still very peeved HotShot ran in, the pink paint smeared enough in some places the yellow shone through. Obviously he had tried to wash it off.

"......" Danni stared at him, glanced at the others then looked back HotShot.

"....We're going to die..." BlackStreaker moaned. Then HotShot took a step forward and tripped the wire. He stopped, knowing he just did something and looked up....To get 5 paint balloons in the face. Now he was hot pink with sparkles AND metallic orange. For a minute he kinda just stood there twitching blinking. Then...

"ARRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Danni tried to smother her chuckles as he practically roared at them. Cypher grinned as Danni handed her and Alexis a paint-ball gun calmly. But then yelped as the whole crew ran in, having heard HotShot's enraged roar. Red Alert was twitching, still haven't noticed the bumper sticker on his back which was a good thing to because he looked like he was going to kill.

"...Wow ya guys out did yourselves didn't you?" Cypher grinned at Danni and prank co.

"Eh that's nothing to what we could have done...But I didn't have any crazy glue." Cypher laughed right when Optimus came in with Scavenger, who was carrying a whole armory of paint balloons and water balloons.

"...Cypher?" Optimus' optics blinked startled but then he shook his head.

"Never mind I won't ask."

"Hiya Optimus!" Cypher grinned up at him, while keeping a watchful eye on the loaded Scavenger.

"Hello." All the other 'bots ran in then as they ran to the other side of the warp room. The battle lines were officially drawn now. Danni looked at her weak little platoon then smirked.

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!" Thus causing her crew to laugh as the battle started forcing poor Optimus to retreat behind the half closed warp room door.

"Aha! Take that Blurr!" Cypher laughed throwing a metallic green paint balloon at his face.

'Gah!" He wiped his mask off, looking unamused at Cypher who looked quite pleased with herself. Danni yelped as HotShot threw a balloon at her, gentle by their comparison but enough force that it startled her senseless as she got partially covered in yellow paint. Everyone froze as she gained her wits and eyed the yellow paint that would surely stain. She then looked up at HotShot calmly who looked very pleased with himself, and suddenly a VERY scary smug smile formed on her face as she calmly walked over sideways 3 feet then kicked a trip wire. HotShot face faulted and hung his head as a barrage of paint bombs and water balloons fell on him. The water made a neat effect with the different colors of wet paint. Danni smirked.

"TIE DIE!" She broke out laughing as HotShot looked himself over. BJ then threw a red paint balloon at Scavenger and got him in the chest.

"And you said I couldn't aim!" Scavenger shook his head, grabbing several paint balloons-very carefully since they are human sized- and threw them at BJ's face. He yelped getting multiple shots in the face. Danni looked up at him startled O.o;

"In your FACE!!!" Danni stared as Cypher with the help of 'Streaker shot a barrage of paint bombs in the Autobots' faces. Optimus, behind his door, couldn't help but chuckle as his men got beaten. For a good half hour this went on with certain people having to go quickly to get more ammo. Some even raced to the local toy store to buy them out of balloons. But suddenly...

The warp gate activated. Everyone threw a balloon right as two new arrivals showed up right in the crossfire, thankfully neither were hit but both were extremely startled. Everyone froze as Optimus called from behind his door.

"Hello! Welcome to Autobot HQ. I'm Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. You must be ShadowWing and Blast."

"O.o Erm yes..." ShadowWing replied staring at the havoc. She was a tall black and gray femme with a red visor that she could retract. She also had large graceful black wings that arch over her back and she also had a mouth guard which was currently retracted at the moment along with her visor. Her optics were light blue.

"Oh hey Cool!" Blaster exclaimed, He was a tall black and white robot, similar to SoundWave from G1, with an eye-band type visor that allowed him to see far distances and through objects. He also had two large sound systems devices on his shoulders....

"...sir...is this normal?" ShadowWing wondered, absolutely confused as everyone around her and her brother got ready to start fighting each other again, idly holding balloons.

"I hope as hell it is!" Her brother exclaimed happily. Optimus just chuckled shrugging in response.

Danni blinked hearing Blast. "Ok! He's on our side!" She exclaimed running up to him and tapping his foot to get him to follow her over to her side. He happily did so grabbing some balloons.

"C'mon our side's safer." Smokescreen walked forward and took ShadowWing's arm pulling her to the side he was on.

"...." She just blinked her optics probably about to blow a fuse in confusion.

"BOOYA! We need a bit of music for this!" Blast exclaimed cheering as he blares out some rock tune at a VERY loud level.

"GAH! NO BLAST! KEEP IT DOWN!" ShadowWing exclaimed covering her hearing receptors. Optimus just shook his head thinking.

"Those two will get along here fine." He murmured chuckling.

"Oooo! Neato!" Danni chirped, grinning up at the rocking out Blast.

"...I did NOT sign up for this..." ShadowWing groaned. Smokescreen patted her shoulder sympathetically.

"WHOOHOO! Come on! Lighten up a bit sis!" Blast continued rocking out happily wondering who he should throw his balloons at.

"I do not LIGHTEN up." ShadowWing grumbled.

"Well ya signed up for something, there SHOULD have been a warning I think...But...Oh WELL! Welcome, feel free to hide as I kidnap your brother to join my little prank army." Danni told her cheerfully causing everyone except ShadowWing to chuckle at how that made no sense.

":..." She just twitched and shut down a.k.a fainted.

"WHOA! First time a human made my sis have a mental shut down." Blast exclaimed amazed but amused.

Danni grinned "I feel so oddly honored! Erm why she do that?"

"She shuts down when something is illogical."

"Ah okay then. C'mon must plot doom thingers with pranks!" Danni motioned to her crew so they could plan there attack strategy.

"Count me in! n.n Er...but you'd better do something for my sis...." Blast replied happily, while looking at his sister a little startled. Danni blinked looking at the new recruit lying over near the 'enemy' side.

Danni "Erm, well be best to go get Red to come take care of her...But he's in the med-bay reloading and ready to kill me so um." Danni looked over at where the homicidal Red Alert had left to reload.

"...er...alright...I'll...just drag over to med-bay you point the way?" ShadowWing just laid there as Blast got ready to grab her arms. Everyone in the warp room just watched still a little startled she shut down. Cypher just sat on 'Streak causally reloading her paint-ball gun as everyone got ready to start firing again. Alexis was already taking aim at Smokescreen.

"..." ShadowWing just kinda laid there.

Danni bounded forward a bit." Follow the insane person!" Optimus shook his head ready to follow behind the two, fully intending to use them as an excuse to leave so he could stay out of the fire from his team.

Blast saluted to Danni "Aye Aye!" He chuckled grabbing his sister and followed Danni.

"I have a feeling you and me will have lots of fun." Danni told Blast as she continued bounding off to the med bay leading him. The two sides immediately continued to 'fire' upon each other.

Shadow drove by loaded up with balloons for the team. O.o;; "Erm why is that new recruit being dragged...?"

"I broke her brain!" Danni giggled.

Shadow chuckled. "Oh, Ok then n.n Better be on my way." He acted like it was totally normal for Danni to do that. Danni just grinned as he continued by.

Blast chuckled quite happy, having fun. "I'm going to love it around here...so, anyone I should know about?" He asked Danni as she continued leading him to the med-bay.

"Well what ya need to know? Who to not prank unless you have a plan? If that's it that'd be...Optimus most defiantly, Scavenger, Red Alert, possibly Blurr and Smokescreen..."

Blast grinned and hauled SW into med-bay. "You should have seen what happened back on Cybertron when I spiked the academy's energon with a sleeping sedative."

"Oooo! Cool! Sounds like we have stories to tell." Danni grinned back at him, watching as Red Alert looked over at her.

"...oooow...what h...-.-;; I had a mental break down didn't I?" Red Alert ignored Danni and gently lifted ShadowWing up and set her on the med table.

"Yup!" Blast cheerfully responded as Danni hid behind his foot when Red Alert kept glancing at her with a very unnerving look.

"...I hate you..." ShadowWing grumbled, resting on the med table.

"I know... :P" He replied again cheerfully. Danni tried not to giggle at them. Then she looked at Red Alert and tapped Blast's foot.

"Yo, c'mon we leave to continue prank war." She twitched as Red calmly started towards them. Blast looked at Red Alert, picked up Danni and nearly ran off. Red just smirked.