Ok, Ok, this chapter will be longer, I swear.In all truth, I have a ton of things that are due tomorrow for a few classes, but I'd much rather write fan fiction So here goes chapter, uh, 5,isn't it?
Disclaimer: I like the show, don't cha no, don't sue me and be my foe! (Seriously, I hold no rights to Sailor moon!)
Summary thus far: Luna had just captured Rei's soul, and, with the help of Mina, hid Rei's body. So, the next mission is now to hunt down Serena, and make the wonderful exchange!
Written on:
January 24th(T-minus two months till my next birthday), 2005.- Off and on through the afternoon and night.
January 25th, 2005- Off and on, and between commercials.
Chapter 5: The Final Hunt in the Quest for Peace
Luna and Mina set of quickly to meet the others at the Coffee Bean. While they walked, they hatched up their evil scheme...
"I say we tell her we really need to talk to her, and then take her to...someplace deserted...I know! (1)The stinky smelly bathrooms! Why are all bathrooms so horrible? You'd think one public bathroom would be clean!", Mina said, wandering completely off the subject.
Luna thought about it, then said ,"Okay, I believe that will suffice."
Mina raised her eyebrow. "Suffice!?! Oh, getting into them big fancy 10 dollar words(2), are we, Luna?"
'Shut up, you psycho freak!', Luna thought. 'You really get on my nerves!' Aloud, she said, "No, actually, that particular word cost only 3 dollars, it was on sale!"
"Oh, Luna-Tuna, you're hilarious", Mina said, in breaks from laughing.
'Wasn't that funny, was it?', Luna wondered, rolling her eyes.'I guess some people truly are psychos. And she's their ringleader. I can see it now...'
"Um, hey, Luna? We're here!" Mina said, staring quite stupidly at Luna. They were, indeed, 'there'. The coffee shop that was infamous for their coffee, yet famous for their fabulous games and wonderful atmosphere.(3) The wonderful Coffee Bean.
They walked in through the small doorway, and were instantly greeted by the smell of coffee and bagels and the such, along with the site and sounds of excited kids and bored looking teenagers playing the games lined up against the wall. Booths shaped like 3/4ths of a tea cup were arranged haphazardly across the restaurant. People swarmed all over, happy to be having a break from school(4).
Serena could be seen at a 'table',or tea cup, close to the window.
Luna and Mina walked over to the tea cup, and saw Serena sipping on a chocolate milkshake, staring out the window, most likely hoping for a glimpse of a hot guy, say, Darien! They slid into the cup(5) and Serena finally looked up.
"Hey guys, where've you been?!? I've been waiting for nearly half an hour! , Serena said, judging by the scowl on her face and her raised eyebrow, quite annoyed. She had 3 other empty glasses, 3 plates, and two empty ice cream dishes on the table in front of her. Plus a basket with a burger and fries.
" How did you eat that much?!? It's only been half an hour!", Luna said. "If you get toofat to fit into your sailor costume(6), don't go blaming me!"
"Oh, Luna, relax", Serena said, her mouth full of a veggie burger, "I have a super good metabolism. Anyway, don't get off the subject! Why are you late?"
'Um, let's see.', Luna thought, 'I stole your best friends soul, and am about to do the same thing to you...'.
Mina answered, sensing Luna wasn't sane enough to, "Um, we were delayed a bit because, um, we, um, had to, um, pick out your birthday present! Yeah, that's it, that's why we were late!"
Serena and Luna sweatdropped.
"Mina," Serena began. "Why would you be picking out a birthday present for me? My birthdays not till June(7)!"
Mina also sweatdropped. "Um, I want to get you the bestest birthday present ever! You're our 'teamleader , and you deserve a really great present!"
Serena looked like she was about to cry. "Aw, thank you guys!" She leaned over the table and her dishes to hug Mina and Luna, nearly choking them. "Oopsie! Sorry guys, didn't mean ta choke ya there!", she added, when she noticed the gasping and red faces of Mina and Luna(8).
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"Anyway,"said Mina, her breathing and face color returning to normal," we're here now! So let's get this partay started!"
"Uh, right. But didn't we have something to discuss with Serena, Mina?" Luna said, looking pointedly at Mina.
Mina said "Uh?", of course she was confused. Then she caught on, and said, "Oh, gotcha Luna! We need to, 'discuss', something with her." She winked at Luna, thinking to herself, 'Oh, Serena won't catch on to a thing!' Luna shook her head in disgust. Mina was too obvious, thankfully Serena is a bit slow.
Serena asked, a worried look crossing her face, "What's going on, guys?", while actually stopping her eating.
'Woah, she must be worried!', Luna thought. "Serin, can we talk to you in the restroom for a second, please?"
Serena got up without saying a word, and Luna and Mina followed her to the stinky, smelly restaurant restroom. The door swung open, and they walked in, facing the great big stench.
"Woah, what ate poop, then pooped, and then died?", Serena asked, scrunch ing up her nose.
"Yo momma", Mina joked.
"What'd you say, Mina? I can't hear you.", Serena said, her ears covered with her hands.
"Um, Seren, covering your ears doesn't keep out smells.", Luna said.
"I know! I'm not that stupid!(10) You not just hear that annoying person missing that high note in the restaurant?" Serena asked angrily, talking about a singer in the kareoke section of the Coffee Bean.
Luna and Mina said at the same time, "We heard it! We were only kidding!", while crossing their fingers behind their backs. Truth is, they were both really concentrating on things. Luna had been wondering what to say to Serena, while Mina had been letting out SBDs(9), wondering if they could surface through the bathrooms previous smells.
"Hey, Luna, I'll tell her," Mina said. "Serena, Luna is pregnant."
Both Serena and Luna flipped out.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, was it Artemis?!? I knew it would be him!"Serena shouted, looking and smiling at Luna.
"Mina, you clod! You were supposed to tell her something that would distract her from looking at me!!!", Luna shouted also, angry at Mina.
She was just smiling sheepishly, saying "My bad, my bad!"
Serena, slow as usual, said, "So, wait. Does this mean there is no baby?"
Before Serena could fully catch on to their true purpose, Luna pulled the Crystal Mind Exchanger from her bag, and shouted, while spinning the exchanger counter clockwise, "Moon Crystal Mind Exchanger Power, Activate!" There was a flash, and crimson and gold stars appeared, surrounding Serena's body.
She only had time to gape blankly before her soul was stolen and Luna and Mina's final hunt in the quest for peace was complete...
"Wait a minuet, this doesn't mean we have to pick up her tab here, does it?" Mina asked, knowing that it would cost a fortune and a half.
Gah, finished! My longest chappie so far! I had no homework tonight, and there was nothing good on TV, so I had a plethora of time to write this ficcie!
1)I actually have seen many clean public bathrooms, but felt like having Mina run off the subject. Since she's so crazy.
2)I would have put it in yen, since, after all, they kinda do LIVE IN JAPAN!!! , but, I am horrible of converting $ to yen.
3)More about the Coffee Bean in my profile! Check by Friday, it'll be there!
4) It's Sunday, and a freezing cold wintry Sunday at that!
5)That's just hilarious to me!
6)Wouldn't that be a pretty picture?
7)For all the scouts birthdays, according to some sites, go to my profile! :) Once again, check on Friday, it'll be there!
8)How she could tell about Luna, who knows!
9)Silent But Deadly(s), meaning a silent but deadly FART!!!
10)I didn't even notice she said she was 'not that stupid'till I was editing! Oopsie :)
P.S.I just love the 'yo momma' part! That is my fav. Part!
P.P.S. Check my profile for updates every once in a while! Mostly when I update on my story, or the day after.
