Chapter Three: Dragon Ball 3

Ok Hold on a sec. I would like to say that I had help with this one and that Luv101 you may shut your good for nothing mouth. I want to give credit to Vegeta's Dark Princess who has been very kind in helping me. We are partners from now on! Now back to our story.

Our Bulma having finally found the 1st and 2nd Dragon Balls is now keeping them in great care. She looked at her locator and found that the 3rd Ball is in the GR. Hmm. What to do? Well Vegita is locked up in the GR, who may be really mad at me. Think Bulma, think. Well I could try to get Vegita to give me the ball or I could try to distract Him. While driving back to her home she spotted Yamcha. Hey, I could make him pay for all the horrible things he's done to me! "Hey Yamcha, Want to make a deal? " Bulma yelled as she sped by knowing that he would follow since he is male and would do anything that would increase his the chances of getting laid. Once at home Bulma waited for Yamcha to show up. After he arrived, the two left for one of the conference rooms in the house. " Well Yamcha I would like you to do something for me." She told him.

"Oh really." Yamcha tried to use a seductive voice but it just sounded really stupid to her.

"Yes." Bulma replies while batting her lashes. This is going to be really fun and so very evil l Bulma thought while Yamcha was thinking;

Oh, man I'm going to get sex from her! "Well then, what is it? " Yamcha said.

Curiosity killed the cat, but, too bad it's only going to get Yamcha in the Hospital! Bulma snickered at the thought. " Well yamcha, I have a bit of a problem, you see. I've been collecting the Dragon Balls, and I've come to a bit of a roadblock. Now, I know where the third Dragon Ball is, but it's going to be a bit tricky to get." Bulma said, while fluttering her eyelashes at Yamcha. Yamcha swallowed the lump in his throat and waited for her to continue.

"Continue." Yamcha said, now thoroughly curious.

"Well, the third Dragon Ball is in the GR, Vegita has it." Bulma stopped to gauge his reaction to what she had just said.

Yamcha started to think Well then I am defiantly getting laid! No way in the seven hells would I do something like that and not get something worthwhile in return! Unfortunately for Bulma he didn't quite catch on to what she was suggesting. Exasperated she continued.

" I need you," she paused and walked around to his side of the conference table. "To get the Dragon Ball from Vegita for me." she walked around and stopped behind him and started rubbing his shoulders, thinking I think I'm going to be sick if I keep this up for much longer! She leant over and whispered into his ear. "So can you do it? " Wrapping her arms around his shoulders and pulling him into a small hug. "Of course, you'll be well compensated. If you can get it from him. Also, you can't tell him that the ball is for me. " Yamcha sitting there he felt like a new born King of some far of place.

Hmm. Maybe I should accept since this seems like a one in a lifetime deal. " What would I get in return of the Dragon Ball? " Yamcha asks while singing in his head I'm going to get laid, I'm going to get laid, I'm going to get laid Bulma was starting to get annoyed at this.

Well of course you will end up in hospital for such an attempt and won't get anything. But of course it serves you right. You good for nothing, two timing, pain in the ass! Bulma smiled sweetly and said, " Name it. Whatever you want." you sick bastard she added silently.

"Well Bulma my dear I would like tomakeyouscreamandmoanasIfuckyou. " Yamcha said but finished it so fast thinking that she would hurt him for saying such a thing.

"What was that again? " Bulma asked trying to sound as open minded as possible. I think I might end up retching soon.

"Well I would like to have you in my bed for one night, and that means that I want to fuck you. " Yamcha said with a smile on his face.

I think I'm seeing Yamcha dieing soon Bulma thought. "What ever you want." Bulma said. I might even blow up his apartment Bulma took a mental note.

"Than we have an agreement? " Yamcha asked as he stood up.

"Yes we do. " Bulma replied while holding out her hand. They shook hands but Bulma crossed her fingers. Not in a million years buster. Bulma thought.

Mean while back in the GR. Our sexy and sweaty Vegita is having his own conflict. Ok well here are the plans. One gets the hell out of here, then find that women and yell at her. After that Find and Destroy Yamcha. Then Make the Women MINE! He snickered at the thought, but before he could think anymore he heard voices outside the GR.

"Well here it is. The GR where I trapped Vegita, and well, yeah, off goes the power." Bulma said while she disconnected the power supply. " Wow you made this for him? " Yamcha said as Bulma thought Yes, and I would never make this for you, you Bastard. "Yes of course I made it! It keeps him from going out and killing everyone, and everything." Bulma replied Not that I would mind if you were to die. Bulma thought. Turning around she said " Well I'll leave you to it then." and she walked away. Or at least that's what Yamcha thought. Yamcha gathered all of his courage (which isn't very much) and opened the door. To find Vegita in only his Boxers!

"What the fuck!" Yamcha says but then the power came on and the door slammed closed!

Now who could have done that thought Vegita while cracking his knuckles..........

Till next time on Bulma's New life.

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