I'M BAACK! Okay I'm SO sorry it took me so long, I had surgery so most of that time I was recovering so I couldn't finish this c.c An I know tis not the best chapter, I'll try an update faster now that I have healed.for the most part. n.n;;


The next day everything at Autobot HQ was running normally.... Even though what's 'normal' really isn't. Blast and Danni were really hitting it off. Already the two were planning new pranks. SW and Ombre… well they had plans of their own. Of course now that the weirdo Shadow has met Ombre obviously new…'issues' will arise. Currently Shadow was following his new 'best friend'.

Shadow peeked around the corner to get a fist in the face. Ombre growled at him nastily, extremely annoyed.

"Will you stop following me?!?!"

"But I love you!" Came the insistent response, thus poor Shadow yet again got a fist in the face. Ombre stalked off as Shadow laid on the ground.

"She likes me I know it...." He had a silly look on his face. Even though she left him in her dust Ombre retraced her steps to make sure he wasn't following her and headed to HotShot's room -where she and SW had plans. SW stood at the door looking back and forth warily, trying to act innocent and casual like she wasn't doing anything.

"Ready?" Ombre nodded an the two walked into the room, that was currently rigged by Danni an prank co. to dump a bucket of green goo the unsuspecting HotShot.

SW checked outside HotShot's door. Quickly she ducked back in looking towards Ombre.

"Almost done?"

"Almost!" Ombre nodded as she took the bucket of goo down from the vent over HotShot's bed.

"Lets scram!" SW nodded at her in response, grabbing her partner an walking out with the bucket of goo, intending to give the prankers a chance to become the prankies.

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Danni looked around the corner eyeing BJ as he shot a target that resembled Cyclonus.

"YO!"

"ACK!!" BJ just about leapt thirty feet in the air. Ombre snickered from her perch in the vent as Danni explained how she found HotShot's trap sabotaged to BJ. Carefully she aimed the goo as SW came in an distracted both of them.

"What are you two talking about now?" SW tilted her head a bit, trying to act innocently curious. Danni blinked startled.

"Um nothing?" Danni tried to look innocent while turning to face SW, her back to Ombre.

"BOMBS AWAY!" Ombre crowed thus causing Danni to whirl in time to get a ton of goo in the face by Ombre's attack.

Ombre cackled an ran back into the vents to meet SW in her quarters.

"Never mind you two, have fun cleaning up Danni." SW snickered a bit enjoying the shocked look on the goo-atized Danni. With that she walked to her quarters to meet Ombre so they could plan the next sabotage.

"YOU TWO!!" Danni finally managed to comprehend enough to scream after the two new combatants. She received laughter for her dismay. BJ blinked his optics then looked at the goo'ed Danni.

"..." Danni looked at him glaring.

"Not a WORD." She growled at him, narrowing her eyes.

"...Nope, nope! Not a word, no siree! Er ma'am!" BJ glanced away an randomly shot another target, the he winced as it hit a obviously universal sensitive spot for the male species.

"...Lord" Danni shook her head an walked to her room to wash herself off as BJ winced an shot other targets.

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"Man this stuff is hard to get outta hair." Danni grumble, at the moment trying to wash her hair in her sink in her quarters, in a desperate attempt to get the sticky green goo out of her curly mass on mane.

"Danni??" Red Alert poked his head in, looking at the rumpled less gooey Danni.

"..Yeah Red?" Danni looked over at him curious, her wet hair thankfully not dripping.

"I have something for you." Red knelt an carefully set a wireless computer on the floor with no monitor, Danni looked at it.

"Um I have a computer?" She looked at the cheap one the others kids had saved up for to get her so she wouldn't go stir crazy. But she was a social person an with no one to talk to on the computer-unless she went into a chat room which Optimus said no to- it wasn't fun for her to be on the computer most of the time. Hence she has plenty of time to prank.

"Not just a computer an AI-Artificial Intelligence." Danni tilted her head, the term making no meaning in her brain.

"...So it's just a fancy computer?" She finally asked Red, who smiled if a bit wearily.

"My dear! I am more then just a fancy computer!" Danni blinked and looked down at the black computer tower watching as the two blue almost lava lamp style clear tubes that covered the edges of the length of the front blinked in sync with its/his voice. Danni stared then her senses kicked in.

"ACK! IT TALKS!"

"Ack! Yes 'he' can talk." Came the amused-if not a little sarcastic response. Danni blinked at his don't talk....Or what have I missed?" Red Alert smiled as Danni and his creation got acquainted.

"Most computer's don't but I am unique, and superior to those computers that YOU are speaking of." Danni blinked a bit getting her bearings. 'Okay, this guy has a major ego here. JOY'. Danni thought sarcastically.

"Um...Right. Well er my names Danni..."

"You may call me.....Er." the AI thought for a moment. "I am not sure."

"...How about Neon because of those gel looky bars on your front." Danni watched as 'Neon' spoke the blue bars in question lit up in sync with his voice again, which is considering isn't really that mechanical, just sounds like a regular somewhat low voice...That did have a gravely tone to it.

"...I guess it will do. Alright, from now on -unless I change my CPU (mind)- I shall be called Neon."

"Alrighty then, now that that's settled…" Danni looked up at the smug Red Alert, wondering what the heck she's supposed to do with Neon.

"Best put him under your desk, I'll make a monitor for you both an then you guys can...Do stuff." With that Red Alert walked out and Danni looked at Neon. Suddenly she felt uneasy, what in the world was she going to do?

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Early the following morning

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"Danni, c'mon its time to get up dear. I need you to see if my liquid crystal screen is done." There was an almost sadistic tone to Neon's supposedly innocent voice.

"Mmmph…Tis to early."

"It's never to early."

"..Probably not even done....." Danni cracked an eye open an looked at her digital clock 3:40 am that's not early?!

"It is now....I'z goin' back to sleep…G'Night.." Danni buried her face in her pillow despite the fact she didn't notice that it should have been good morning. Of course Danni wasn't fully awake.

"It's morning, I don't see why you need to sleep for over 6 hours-"

"...Grr...Someone shut him up..." Shadow growled, dimly turning his headlights on an looking towards the blinking blue light-which made a nice night light if not for the nonsleeping being that owned it.

"I tried shutting him off, dun work…" Danni buried her head under her pillow to muffle out Neon so she could sleep.

"Does that even work?"

"Come now, it's MORNING its time to get up!"

".....No it doesn't." Danni answered Shadow from under her pillow trying to ignore Neon.

"Let us sleep till a SANE part of the morning, play a mental game quietly or something till maybe oh lets say 9 am."

"Hmph, very well." Neon groused watching as the minicon an human fell back asleep. 'If only they knew my plans...' with that Neon shut down again to rest despite the fact he didn't need it, his light bars still glowing faintly as he dreampt plots of such misery for all it was scary.


Uh oh, new ebil person! Er AI! Mwahahaha. Neon is real(though not an AI) he does look like that an is my evil acomplice in writing. (though he misbehaves quite a bit) so ya know! Seeya R&R please!