Author's Note- There's some sarcasm about here. Don't take it personally! It's meant as a joke. I really appreciate all the good feedback and I want to leave some people reviews. I can't figure out how. Can anyone explain how? Por Favor?
February 5, 2005
I am slowly, but surely, beginning to learn the French language. If I learn a new word everyday, I'll know the entire language in about ten years. I think that will work out quite well. The word for today was "Bonjour". I had a conversation with a French man today.
French Person: A bunch of words I can't understand.
Me: Bonjour
French Person: Even more words I don't know.
Me: Bonjour
French Person: I don't know what he's saying…
Me: Bonjour
It's an improvement from my Spanish speaking. I have learned the hard way that the O method is not fool-proof.
Enjolras has not come to save me yet. I've been sleeping in my special alleyway for a few days. What's his holdup? I've seen no work to overthrow the President and ensure American democracy. I haven't even seen work to create a French Republic! What's happened to Les Amis?
Maybe they're just on fan fiction dot net too much. It's a bad influence on them. They must think that they should be making smut, not revolution. How sad.
A drunkard was flirting with me before. I'm sure we could have had an engaging conversation if I knew what he was saying. Maybe he could help me find my beloved. For all I know, he can be Grantaire!
I'm not completely sure I want Grantaire hitting on me. I won't have anything to do with Enjolras' former love. Grantaire should back off now, or I'll kick him all the way to Poland.
That's it! Enjolras must be in Poland! Feuilly must have dragged him there! I'm astounded by my brilliance. My revised to do list includes robbing a few French banks and finding a way to get to Poland.
This plan is perfect. There's no way it won't work.
