Of Wagging Tails and Sniffing Butts
Chapter 2:
Rae the Laundry BasketCase XD
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Chapter Summary:
Raven attempts to adjust to living life as a canine, and BB starts to help out! Dangerous food concoctions await . . .
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A/N:
Spoiler: I really liked your idea! Dude, are you PSYCHIC? . . . I think you'll like the idea I have in store. (-coughcough-hinthint-coughcough-) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-cough- Sowwy. Anyway . . .
This story is dedicated to (Cause Mari-Chan forgot to put this in last time. xD):
Carrot the LuvMachine: Colie-Chan! I can't believe I didn't mention u! You helped make Rae become a horny devil! HAHAHAH! And you helped introduce the line about 'dog's way of getting ur ass kicked'! LOL! I SHALL FOREVER REMEMBER THAT! ALONG WITH THAT ONE LINE FROM OUR FUTURE RP WHERE BB WAS A MILLIONAIRE, TALKING ABOUT HIS BUTLER AND GOING: 'Hehe . . . he runs funny.'
Vibora: GASPETH! Lex-Chan! What would this fic. be without u? You helped introduce BB showing Rae around! Which he shall do next chap. n.n
ANY BB/RAE FAN: KEEP THE FAITH! YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME, YOU PWN!
-cough- Anywayyyyy . . .
Any time you're bored or wanna chat, AIM me at:
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I don't own Teen Titans
. . .Yet. xDDD
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Raven's eyes flickered open, and she now saw everything . . . in black and white? The introvert's heart raced and she looked down and all around, trying to figure out WHY she didn't see color.
Her doggy eyebrows raised when she saw a bundle huddled up next to her, with its head laying on her back as it took deep, slow breaths. She assumed he was sleeping, so she didn't want to wake him. Wait . . . Black/white or NOT, that bundle looked abnormally colored!
Forget that! She looked down at herself to see she had 4 legs!
She gasped, and instinctively sniffed herself. " . . . PAWS!"
It seemed that she had forgotten about being a dog while she was sleeping.
She caught a whiff of another scent. One belonging to the bundle beside her, who was sleeping so peacefully.
"BEAST BOY?"
Raven started struggling to sit up, and the bundle beside her bolted awake.
"Rae! Something wrong?" the bundle sat up. It had Beast Boy's voice and scent . . . Wait. SCENT?
Raven scratched her forehead with her paw. She just smelled a dog.
Involuntarily.
Beast Boy sniffed her repeatedly in different areas. First her back, then her neck, then down, down, down to. . .
Raven jumped. "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Beast Boy had just sniffed her butt.
Raven glared daggers at her doggy companion. "What the fuck was that about?"
" . . . It's a dog's way of saying hello!"
She snarled, "No. It's a dog's way of getting your ass kicked!"
"Heh. . . maybe that too. . . " Beast Boy looked down.
He then looked up. ". . . Rae?"
She was still glaring at him. "What."
"O.O Don't kill me but . . ." He shoved his nose between her legs.
Raven yelped. "YOU ARE SO D-"
"RAE!"
"What?"
"I DUNNO!"
" . . ."
"WAIT, YES I DO!"
" . . ."
"Rae, are you on your period?"
" . . . That's none of your business."
"Raaaeeee!" He slid his nose out, whining.
"No, I will NOT have sex with you."
"It's not that, Rae!"
" . . . Do NOT tell me the smell is getting to you."
"Rae, you're in heat!"
" . . . ?"
"O.O;; YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS?"
"Hmmm. . . NO."
"Rae, it means you're on your period! This is bad, bad, very bad! I'm not ready to be a dad!"
" . . . What does me being on my period have to do with you becoming a dad?"
"BECAUSE IN THE DOG WORLD . . . DOGS HUMP EVERYTHING! COUCHES, PEOPLE, THEIR FRIENDS. . . HECK! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS INCEST IN A DOGGY WORLD!"
Raven paled. " . . . I'm going to be a sex-obsessed little demon?"
"In short? YES! And I don't want you to rape meeeee!"
"I won't rape you."
"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLL SAYYYY!"
"But I won't."
"STILL! THAT'S IT! I CANT STAND TO BE NEAR YOU!"
"Thank you!" Raven said exclaimed. "So does this mean you'll leave?"
Beast Boy glared daggers. "No can do."
" . . . Why not?"
"Because! I have to stand around and make sure you don't rape some innocent little kid! Or that you don't run into a huge German Shepard!"
"Why a German Shepard?"
"DUNNO!" Beast Boy nudged her. "Now, are you hungry?"
"Yes. Herbal Tea, please."
" . . . Sorry, Rae. You'll have to live with Kibbles 'n Bits."
"Kibbles and WHAT?"
Beast Boy's jaw dropped. "IT'S ONLY THE BEST DOG FOOD EVER!" He gasped. "Rae, you have SO much to learn."
Raven pulled herself into a sitting position. "Oh God. Dog school?"
"Yep! Mr. Logan, your doggy teacher!" Beast Boy puffed out his chest proudly.
"Oh God, save me and I will lick your feet forever and be your frou-frou lap-dog." Raven groaned.
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"Here ya go!" Beast Boy set a pink bowl, that had a sticky note that read 'Raven' attached to it, in front of the dog.
Raven glanced up at her 'master' disgustedly. "What is this mushed up crap?" she asked dryly.
Her 'owner' sweat-dropped. "Raven, as a doggy, it is your duty to accept what kind of slop is handed to you!"
Raven sighed. "Damn, I'm gonna hate this . . ." But the introvert dog sniffed the food inside of the bowl, then hesitantly stuck out her tongue, licking the liquid-like slop.
Beast Boy looked on proudly. "Made it myself," he said, examining his nails like it was nothing. When, in reality, it WAS something. He had rummaged through the kitchen, (and ANY) cupboards endlessly, searching. Eventually, herbal tea, Kibbles 'n Bits®, ice cream, yellow food coloring (Don't ask xD), and Starfire's Pudding of Happiness had become the ingredients to this vile concoction.
And yet . . . Raven paused, thinking to herself. A strange smile formed on her doggy lips as she dug her snout into the mixture and ate as ravenously as she possibly could. Beast Boy looked on in awe, eyebrows raised.
"I guess it's true, what they say, then," he mumbled to himself. "Dogs'll eat ANYTHING."
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As soon as Raven had finished eating, she did something entirely unlike herself. She bounded off, out of the kitchen, and into the Main Room, yipping hyperly.
Starfire and Robin, who had been snuggling on the couch, glanced up in surprise.
"Boyfriend Robin . . ." Starfire said quietly, just above a whisper. "Why does our friend, the dark and sad and angry Raven, prance around like she is the 'high'?"
Robin snorted. "Because, Beast Boy, her self-proclaimed 'daddy', fed her too many ingredients that made doggies hyper-active."
"Oh . . . " Starfire nodded, and looked over at Beast Boy, who was still in awe. "Friend, tell us! What was in that 'dish' that you personally created for our Raven?"
Beast Boy snapped out of his daze, smirking. "Well, for one, your pudding of happiness-"
Starfire's eyes suddenly began to glow bright green. "My WHAT!"
Robin gulped. "She's protective of her food, B . . ."
Beast Boy winced, laughing nervously and stepping back as Starfire began to slowly step forward and forward towards him.
"BECAUSETHEREWAS- Oh, look!" Beast Boy changed the subject, pointing out the window. "Fireworks!"
Starfire's head snapped up, and her eyes faded to normal, except more Chibi. "OH, GLORIOUS! FIREWORKS! SO SHINY, C'MON ROBIN WE MUST GO GET ATTRACTED THEM RIGHT AWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHSJKFLFDSDFSKDJFD!"
Robin's jaw dropped. "Calm down, Star . . ." He gently took her by the arm and led her out, patting her back absentmindedly.
A few minutes later, Starfire's almost demonic cries of "THOSE AREN'T FIREWORKS!" echoed throughout Jump City. Beast Boy continued chuckling nervously as he stepped out of the kitchen, looking around for Raven.
"Raeeeee? Hey, Rae! Where aaaaaaaare you?" Beast Boy's voice grew high-pitched as he searched under couch cushion after couch cushion. "Rae? Where'd you run off t-OOOOOOOOOOO!"
Raven was humping a laundry basket in the corner, and Beast Boy shot up, eyes as wide as saucers. "Ew!" he declared, "Uhmmm . . . Rae? Are you . . . Shit! I forgot! She's in heat!" He ran over and knelt in front of Raven, whose eyes were glazed over. "R-Rae?"
Raven didn't make a movement or anything of reply, and Beast Boy poked her belly. "R-Raeeeee?"
Raven suddenly jumped. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I'M BECOMING A SEX-OBSESSED DEMON!"
Beast Boy winced. "Pretty much, yeah."
Raven darted off between his crouched legs, running out of the room and down the hall. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Beast Boy sighed. "This'll be a long day . . ." he muttered.
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A/N: Didja like it! OMFG I FLIPPED OUTTT! 34 reviews for one chapter? Man, you all must REALLY love me! xDD Kidding.
But OMG thank you all I wuv you so much-major glompage-
Run off and read my crappy update for 'Downward Spiral', and read the idea at the bottom for my UBER-COOL BB STORY! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
-thinks- If I got 34 reviews for the first chappy, and people like this one, how many reviews will I get now?
BTW: The idea is very very similar to my fic: 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings'. Please don't kill me if you hated that story and I go along with 'Green Hearts'. Thankies! I might not do that one . . . I might do a Rob/Star future one that's sad but fluffy . . . Haha! Rayne knows what I mean! xD
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-Mari-Chan
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P.S.: I have that song from Mulan . . . I think it's called 'Be a Man' . . . stuck in my head. Damn, we gave that movie away this summer and I miss it-sniff- BE A MAN! YOU MUST BE QUICK AS THE . . . was it raging river? AS MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OFFFFFF . . . -high pitched voice- THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
