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- CHAPTER 4 - "The Thing"

"Master, here's The Thing" Egor said.

A figure standing there, with his tongue out, a scar in his head, a punk hair and muscles with tatoos in all his body showed up. He was dressed in a leather suit with a skull in the back. And also, he had big handcuffs in his arms.

"Thank you, Egor. Now, get back to where you belong! The... errr... um..." said Calamitous.

"Bed? Cave? Basement? Trap room? Bathroom?" Egor suggested.

"Bathroom! That's it!" Calamitous said.

"Yesh, master" Egor said, as he sighed.

He took his unblocker and walked off.

"Well, well, well... What we have here? Paul... Sanders, right?" Calamitous asked to the figure.

The figure nodded in agree, with a dumb face.

"You hate Jimmy Neutron, don't you?" Calamitous asked, with a devilish smile.

"Jimmy... Bad Jimmy... must destroy..." Paul said, angry.

"Excellent! Hahahahahaa!" laughed Calamitous.

He went to the computer.

"I'll first locate Neutron and you'll be able to follow him with the instructions I made" Calamitous said, as he gave a map to Paul.

The computer showed a picture of Jimmy and Cindy looking at their new house. Paul looked at Cindy.

"Cindy!" shouted Paul, scared, stepping back.

"What's the matter with you?" Calamitous asked, angry.

"Cindy... drowed thing... to Paul... to Paul's head" Paul said as he pointed the scar on his head.

"You're such a baby! If you want, you can destroy both. I don't care. Here. Follow me. Let me show you something" said Calamitous.

"What... professor... show to Paul?" Paul asked, as he followed Calamitous.

Calamitous showed Paul a leash.

"This is a leash of destruction. With this gadget, you'll be able to battle with Neutron without any problem at all. It will protect you from any attack you'll receive. Including the Police, or the Army if they attack with their sofisticaded weapons" said Calamitous.

"Good... professor" he said, as he patted Calamitous's head.

"Stop that, will ya?" Calamitous shouted, angry.

"Paul... says sorry..." Paul said.

"The only problem is I've never finished the remote control, so, if this works, it'll turn you in a monster or something like that... I don't know" said Calamitous.

"Professor... is lazy" Paul said, looking at Calamitous with a glare.

"Do you want to destroy Jimmy Neutron or not?" Calamitous asked, angry.

"Paul... says..." said Paul, thinking. "Yes" he said, showing a fist.

"Then put this on!" Calamitous said, holding the leash.

Paul nodded. He put the leash on. Suddenly, the leash made some painful changes on Paul's body, making him rip his leather jacket from the top, with more fur, and more muscles.

"Easy, boy, easy" Calamitous said, cracking a smile.

"Professor... lazy... made Paul rip his... jacket! Professor... lazy... must pay!" Paul, the monster, shouted, looking at Calamitous with a death glare.

"I'll buy you a new one if you want. But first, go and destroy Neutron!" Calamitous said.

"Destroy Neutron... later proffesor lazy... buy Paul a new jacket?" Paul asked, with a smile.

"Sure, when you get back here" said Calamitous, with a devilish smile. "Now go! Move your ass!" he commanded.

Paul walked off like a gorilla.

"Wait! You forgot your map!" Calamitous said. "Stupid monster... Oh, well, he don't need this" he said, as he ripped the map in pieces. "As soon as Neutron will know about Paul's new appeareance, he'll be defeated in seconds! Hahahahahahaaa!".