I Work for Mort Rainey
Chapter 4: My Plan
7:28 PM
We came back to Melissa's home hours ago, but I'm still thinking. Do I still want the job? I mean, I might be intruding on the guy's…..
personal life, I guess.
shakes head – I have absolutely no clue of what to do. I have officially formed a crush on him. But…but…but Melissa! STUPID VEGETARIANS! – grumbles –
Stupid vegetarians and their stupid vegetables. – viciously bites into a tomato – Stupid tomato.
I HATE THIS! – gets furious and has no clue of what to do –
She likes him, so I'll feel bad if I actually get with the guy. Wait, how the hell am I supposed to snag a guy that's that attractive? – gets so pissed that she chucks the tomato at the wall –
Shit. Now there's this huge red circle thing that's staring at me. Argh! This isn't fair. Why does life have to do this to me? Why me?
7:35 PM
scrubs the wall with a sponge – And why in the world did I have to throw that tomato at the wall? Poor tomato. I almost pity it. Except the thing is that I pity myself more since I can't decide whether to crush on, hopefully, my future employer. And oh yeah, I'm the one that was going to have to eat that damned thing.
8:22 PM
All right. I've figured it out. Once I get the job, I'll work extremely hard for the guy and he'll start appreciating me. Once I've got that down, I'll start joking around with him. Once I've got that down, I'll become a good friend of his. Once I've got that down, we can slowly start to realize our feelings for each other. Once I've got that down, I can make Melissa think he's unattractive. Once I've got that down, I'll make him fall for me so badly that he'll more than willingly dump the woman that he's with.
8:25 PM
Except, there are a few gaping holes in this whole plan of mine. One, how will I get Mort to like me? Mort….odd name. Whatever. Once we're married, I'll tell him to change it.
Married? Don't ask me. It was my mind. It was all its fault.
Two, how will I get Melissa to think that he's unattractive? Well, I can always draw squiggly lines on his face with a permanent marker while he's sleeping. Then I'll ask Melissa to come over early in the morning, before he's awake. She'll see him, gasp, feel like gagging, run out of the house, and later tell me of my horrid choice of men.
Three, the girl that he's with.
I have a headache. My mind doesn't want to think any further.
I'll deal with the girl problem later.
Disclaimer : I've been forgetting these for some time. I do not own Mort Rainey or anything to do with Secret Window. Only my odd, demented OCs.
Thanx to: (I've forgotten these too)
Dawnie-7: The cat is super adorable. - huggles the cat -Thanx for the review!
ObsidianAngel6 - I'm glad that you like it. Yes, she's turned into a carnivore. I really liked writing the last chapter.
tinkthefairy - she has TONS of self-control, unlike me. - eyes glaze over -lol, she thinks that the "model woman" is Mort's girlfriend.
A/N: Sorry! Lately my chapters have been really short and I've been posting with long intervals between each chapter.
Please forgive me. Be kind to this poor soul and leave a review. You'll get a cookie? - tries baiting the audience withfood - It's a really BIG cookie... – wink wink, nudge nudge -
