Summary: Short stories of the flaming, flamboyant characters of Inuyasha. Some would like to note that they are not gay and just metrosexual. (Te yeah right that's what they think.) Please let only the boys flame not the reviews.
YBKS: Sorry for the cliffy, but my sister wanted to leave you in suspense...
AA: (At medieval hanging booth) I just love to leave them hanging (pulls on lever as a trap door opens and a helpless man falls through)
Man: Ahhhh
AA: Darn his neck didn't break...oh well...NEXT!
YBKS: Riiiggghhhttt...why did you hang that guy?
AA: He wasn't just any guy...he was...Keith Martin...
YBKS: Riiiggghhhttt...and that means what to me?
AA: He...he called me it...(sobs)
YBKS: You mean...
AA: Yes
YBKS: No
AA: Yes
YBKS: No
AA: I already told you yes
YBKS: No
AA: Yes he really did...he called...he called me...
YBKS: Be strong
AA: I would tell you if you would stop cutting me off...he called me Abber
YBKS: No
AA: Honestly I'm not going to repeat myself
YBKS: You know two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. Lol.
AA: (gets up from chair and proves theory) Right...Right...Right...Left. Yeah it's true.
YBKS: BACK TO THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I got nothin...how bout you? Nope nothin.
Confessions Of A Gay Wolf
Chapter #2: Koga's Big Answer
Last Time On Inuyasha:
Koga walked into the room eyes wide like he was having a realization and the clouds had lifted to show him the light. Suddenly a choir appears out of no where singing "Hallelujah Hallelujah" "I...I see know...It all makes sense...you guys didn't have to beat around the bush for this..."
Ginta and Hakkaku looked on their leader like he actually had a brain. "Yes...yes..."
"All you guys had to tell me was that..."
Ginta and Hakkaku couldn't take the suspense set up by the skilled authors.
"Just because your room is cleaner then mine does not give you the right to rub it in my face."
Ginta and Hakkaku sweat dropped anime style and fell over Inuyasha sit style.
Over with Inuyasha:
"Sudden feeling of...copy right...material...being used..." Inuyasha pounded head as he ran off to alert Rumiko.
Back With Koga:
"Koga...you honestly don't get it...do you?" Said Ginta with a frown on his face.
"No..no I got it I have to clean my room." Ginta looked to Hakkaku for assistance with the stupidity of their leader.
"Koga since we feel we can't directly explain this to you due to a barrier surrounding your little parking space you call a head. We will try and explain it in song..." Hakkaku said this knowing he had five minutes before Koga would understand the insult.
The choir returned as Ginta and Hakkaku changed into showgirl outfits.
"Let's kick it up a notch..."
"Macho, Macho Man...I want to have a macho man..."
The choir threw off their robs and changed into some outfits that would even put Sigfreid and Roy to shame.
"Macho, Macho Man...I want to have a macho man..."
Everyone struck a pose as Koga looked on with another face of realization. Ginta and Hakkaku had labored breath from dancing around in front of Koga as they waited for his answer.
"Ohhhh...I see...you want to be in another musical..." Ginta and Hakkaku walked out of the room and plopped down at the kitchen table. Koga followed behind wondering what the heck was going on. "Hey what did I do? What is going on?"
Ginta looked at his leader and decided it was time. "Koga you might want to sit down." Koga took a seat and picked up a kisch waiting for the speech he knew was coming. "Koga you remember that story that pops told us about male wolves and female wolves and how you know wink wink?" Koga nodded his head wondering where this was going. "Well...we kinda missed out on the female wolf part."
"Oh well I would be happy to fill you in"
"No, No Koga we don't need to be filled in."
"Oh so you got lucky wink wink"
"No...No not really...Koga...you know umm...yeah...right...Hakkaku has something to tell you."
Ginta looked over at Hakkaku with a desperate look. "Okay...Koga you see...me and Ginta...Ginta and I...well we're gay..."
"So you guys are happy"
"No Koga second definition..."
"There's a second definition." Ginta pulls out Webster's dictionary from the back of his showgirl uniform from god knows where.
Opens dictionary to G's and then to g-a-y words. "See Koga read."
"You guys know I can't read..."
Ginta picks back up the dictionary and reads. "Merry; happy, and carefree; brightly ornamental or colorful..."
"Yeah so I'm gay too."
"No...no Koga keep listening. Homosexual noun a homosexual."
"What's homososagel?"
"AHHH Koga we're gay, as in me and Ginta. Ginta and I." Hakkaku screams in his leader's face.
"It's like your trying to tell me something...I just know it."
Ginta flips to homosexual in the dictionary. "Koga listen. Having sexual attraction or desire for persons of the same sex; homosexual...Get it..."
Koga had that look again and usually it wasn't realization just stupidity. "Oh...hey wait...Hakkaku took a shot at me before..."
Ginta and Hakkaku realized now that Koga was really and I do mean really stupid. "Koga that's it! Watch!" Hakkaku grabs Ginta and plants a big one right on those lips.
"WOW, WOW, WOW! HOLD THE PHONE! YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOUR QUEER!"
"FINALLY YOU MORON! YOU FINALLY GET IT"
"Well I only have one thing to say...is there anymore kisch?"
Ginta and Hakkaku sweat dropped and fell over Inuyasha style.
With Inuyasha:
"Oh...Feeling...coming...over...me...again..."
Kagome looked over at Inuyasha. "Your such a drama queen."
Back With The Dim Wit:
"So Koga you understand it all now? Right?" Ginta looked at him with pleading eyes not wanting to have to explain again.
"Yeah I understand...I knew anyway...but with Bush in office you guys won't be able to last. HAHAHAHAHA!"
Bush In White House:
"Gettin'...sudden...urge...to...ban...homosexuals...rising. Must call Barbara. YourBestKeptSecret and AnimeAngel are talking about me again..."
Back To The Story:
"So we can still live here?"
"Yeah I guess as long as you keep it PG"
And they lived happily and gailly ever after. THE END.
YBKS: Sorry didn't mean to take a shot at the President it just fit.
AA: Speak for yourself...
YBKS: Riiiggghhhttt
AA: Remember leave the flaming to the characters
YBKS: See you next time.
AA: (roasts marshmallows off the burning corpse of Keith Martin) Mmmm nothing like the taste of fresh marshmallows.
YBKS: Riiiggghhhttt
