AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAA!

Flamer: Drag... what the hell are u laughing about?

snicker snicker I justthought upthe funniest Sonic gag in the WORLD! I have to share it.

Flamer: I bet it's not funny.

I'll let them points to u judge that.

Warning: crude humor and a queer-sounding Shadow the Hedgehog...


Sonic was peacefully catching some Z's under a tree in the park... when suddenly something red landed on his stomach.

"Hey Sonic in my pants!" Knuckles giggled.

Sonic growled, looking up at Knuckles, who was now grinning madly down at him. "What the hell do you want, Knuckles... and why did you say 'in my pants'?"

Knuckles mad a confused expression. "What in my pants? You don't know in my pants?"

Sonic shook his head, starting to be weirded out.

Knuckles giggled once again as he let Sonic sit up. "Today's 'In my pants day' in my pants. Today, you have to say 'in my pants' after every sentence or anyone in the area has the right to mob you in my pants."

Sonic sweatdropped. that sounded SO wrong "Errr... okay..."

Knuckles growled, cracking his namesakes. Sonic yelped.

"I-i mean... eeerrr... in my pants! Eheheheee... in my pants." He chuckles nervously.

Knuckles giggled one more time and stood up, looking as giddy as Amy, which was starting to seriouslyscare the blue blur. "Good in my pants! Want to go in a picnic in my pants!"(snicker)

Sonic sweatdropped, the sentence sounding so... ugh! "Yeah sure... oh! In my pants."

"Yay in my pants! Let's go in my pants!" Knuckles laughed as he dragged the poor hedgehog to the picnic site.


Around a picnic table was Tails, Amy, Rouge, and Sonic. Shadows was by himself away from the group. He saw a stick. Knuckles stood up, smiling.

"Who wants ice cream in my pants!" He asked.

Amy, Tails, and Rouge jumped up, smiling. "I do in my pants!"

Sonic turned a slight shade of green in disgust. That's so WRONG!

Shadows chuckled and picked up the stick. "I found a stick in my pants..." (Snickers uncontrollably)

"What flavor do you guys want in my pants?" Knuckles asked.

"I want chocolate in pants!" Tails giggled.

"But I want strawberry in my pants!" Amy whined.

"But vanilla is so much better in my pants." Rouge purred.

Shadow giggled as he picked up the stick and made it fly. "I'm playing with the stick in my pants." (Flamer: is cracking up)

Sonic growled and stood on the picnic table. "THIS IS SO WRONG!" He screamed.

Suddenly, everyone was growling and snarling at him. Tails pointed dramatically at the blue Hedgehog.

"He didn't say 'in my pants' in my pants!" He stated.

"Let's beat him up in my pants!" Amy hissed.

Sonic yelled like a little girl as the mob chased him throughout the park. Meanwhile, Shadow was sobbing. "I broke the stick in my pants..."


Flamer: trying hard not to laugh

go ahead. Laugh to death.

Flamer: laughs and scream and yells in laughter so much, he dies X.x

sweatdrops okay... i didn't mean for real...anyway, this is the start of a serious of Sonic comics that I will be posting when I find funny fan comics or when I think upfunny gag stories such as these. snicker Review please