I feel SO loved! 12 reviews for my gag. I must be funny.

Flamer: rolls eyes yeah right! They just gave pity on u.

Oh yeah? Then why did u laugh to death on the last one?

Flamer: pouts and huffs, looking away

chuckles anyway, here's the next one. It's called Sonic the Farmer. Tehehehehe...


One day, Sonic wanted to be a farmer... don't ask. So he went to the stare to by some farmer stuff... once again... no comment...

"Excuse me, sir," he started, "but I would like a few things."

"Of, course sunny," the store keeper chuckled, having a country accent... and looking suspiciously like a certain black hedgehog.

"Can I have a dog?"

"Sure, sunny, but if ya wanna be a farmer, ya have ta know that we call 'em 'weiners' sometimes." The keeper said, handing him the dog.

"Okay. Can I have a chicken?"

"Okay-dokey! But ya'll should know it's also called a 'pull-it'." the keeper chuckled, handing Sonic a caged chicken.

"Thanks. Also, can I have a donkey?"

"Sure things. But, we farmers often call 'em asses. And another thing," the keeper said before Sonic started to leave with his animals, "If your donkey suddenly stops while you're on your way, just rub its belly and I'll sure ta go back on its way."

Sonic sweatdropped at the weird keeper's accent and walked off with a startled goodbye.

Making his way to his newly built farmhouse, the donkey suddenly stopped moving! Hmmm... what to do, what to do? Sonic already had his hands full with the dog and chicken cage.

Luckily, good ol' Knuckles came passing by, Sonic rushed up to him, animals in hand.

"Knuckles, can you hold my weiner and pull it while I rub my ass?"

Thus, Knuckles was weirded out...


All Kirbys(check my bio to see them all): laughing their non-existing asses off

Tehehehe. That went well. Review please! Me would be so happy!