Have any of u heard the one about the bubbles?

Flamer: u mean the ones that u put in the tub?

Okay! Good. So u haven't heard about that one with the bubbles! That's good; I can write about that one! Teheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Flamer: Okay, ur scaring me. On with the gag. Warning, it might be short, but it's to the point.

Giggles madly Teheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!HE!

Flamer: warning for a gay Tails joke. Those who think Tails is the innocent fox puffball that SEGA wants him to be... might not want to read this. muffles a snickers


One day, there was this priest! And he was cleaning all around the church... like priest are suppose to do! Well, he had a visitor today... and his name was Sonic. Go figure!

The priest looked at the hedgehog weirdly. "My boy. I only get visitors when they have committed a dire sin!"

Sonic looked down at the ground with shaaaaaaaame! SHAME! "Well, Priest... I have..."

"Well, I'll be taken! What sin could you have possibly done! You of all people!" He gasped.

"Well... I had bubbles in the bathtub..." He said with a chocked back sob.

The Priest looked at him in disbelief... what was wrong with having bubbles in the bathtub? Bubble are FUN! But, like the good priest he was, he forgave the 'confused' hedgehog and he dashed out with a guiltless heart. YAY!

As the Priest went on with his cleaning and his praying, he had yet ANOTHER visitor. Wow... This time it was the cute and innocent Tails... COUGHGAYCOUGH...

The Priest turned around and gasped. "Why, Tails! I thought I'd never have to see you in here. You're the most pure(tainted), innocent(corrupted), nice(evil) fox I know."

Tails sobbed in pure guilt. "I guessyou don't know me very well, Priest... foryou see.. I've committed a very dire sin." He whimpered.

"Well, tell me, Tails. You can tell me anything."

"I had... BUBBLES IN THE BATHTUB! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" And the fox started to bawl on the floor.

The Priest sweatdropped... what was wrong with this bubbles in the bathtub thing? He knew he had bubbles in HIS bathtub sometimes and it was no sin... BUT like the good priest he was, he forgave Tails the little fox went back to his normal(shakes head) lifestyle with not guilt in his heart.

Now, the Priest went on with his rituals and offerings... when a young pink hedgehog came up to him. He tilted his head at her. She looked nice enough.

"What have you done, dear child, that makes you come here?" He asked.

She was in tears. Wiping one away she whispered. "I had... bubbles in the bathtub..."

What was up with this GODDAMNED BUBBLES! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUBBLES! With the patience of the saint he was, the priest resisted the urge the tell her that bubbles were okay and just forgave her. The pink hedgehog bowed gratefully and walked out. It was then that the Priest recognized the pink hedgehog to be Amy rose, another innocent(psyche!)

Now, by now the priest was confused and a bit upset... in his confusion that is. He was upset by the fact that he had to forgive three people who did something as innocent and silly as having bubbles in the bathtub... the priest just shook his head went on with his Priest duties.

Now, there was yet ANOTHER visitor coming to the Priest... she had blue hair and blue eyes. With his irritated mood, he went on and took a guess at what the girls sin was.

"Let me guess... you had bubbles in the bathtub?" He murmured.

"I'm Bubbles!" She smiled.

Then all... became clean... MUHAHAHA!


tehehehehehehe, get it?

Flamer: laughing his ass off I get it! I get it! That whore! HAHAHA!

Taffy: I don't get it...

Flamer: That's because ur too innocent!

Snickers leave Taffy Kirby alone, Flamer. Enjoy the gag, hope u did. I'll try and update faster next time.