When Worlds Collide

Chapter 1 The evil Nurse and the druggy friends

(Disclaimer I do not own any of these games, books and/or shows and I never will)

As the trainer Ash Ketchum continues on his way to who gives a damn town. Pikachu was sitting on his shoulder smoking what looked to be a blunt. Suddenly out of nowhere a meteorite hits the ground right next to the unsuspecting travelers. Ash suddenly screams, "What the Hell is going on!" The meteorite exploded and out popped Collette in a rather revealing nurse's outfit screaming, "Naughty! Naughty!" Ash got a good look at her and noticed that she was carrying a giant needle with words clearly printed on it that said "Inject only when you here someone swear." Ash turned around and screamed. (Where was Pikachu you ask?) Well he was looking at a rather large rock and poking it with the blunt and saying, "Come on smoke it." (When he learned to speak English no one knows) (Back to Ash and Collette) Well, Ash was still running around in circles still in fear of the giant needle that was getting intimidatingly close to Ash's butt, and screaming, "Sorry leave me alone! I'll be a good boy." Thwack! Out of nowhere a tree appears. (Where it came from, who gives a damn. It's my story, not yours.) Ash hit the tree and felt the pierce of the needle in the center of his back.OWW! Screams Ash who put the goddamn tree here, and Collette get that Fucking needle out of my back!" Collette says again. "Naughty! Naughty! What did I say about swearing (as she shoved even more into his back instantly killing him and getting rid of one stupid ass character, but enough with Ash err , Recently deceased Ash and back to Pikachu who was still trying to get the rock to get high with him.) Suddenly who other then Noishe appears (packing heat literally you shoulda seen all the lighters and blunts he was dressed to kill or at least smoke them to death) Pikachu and Noishe get into a conversation about taking there thoughts world wide and getting everyone and everything in the world to smoke there drugs. And off they went merrily singing what sonde like "We're not high, we don't smoke the rock was mean and we are friends" in a slurred voice.

( My last fic didn't work out but this one is better so plz be honest R&R and give me advice)