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Write Me a Story:

Chapter Two: Thinking and Parings.

Sakura was smug walking away from team seven's training area. She chuckled quietly to her self as she wondered how the boys would go about thier 'mission'.

She heard vaugly in the distance the sound of two boys grouning as she heard Kakashi saying that there were to be six chapters due in six weeks time giving them a week per chapter.

Sasuke and Naruto were left alown, Kakashi had said something about catching a movie with the sensei Kurenai, Gai, Anko and Asuma. It was a beautiful day and the last thing Sasuke wanted to do was stay at home writing a perverted novel. He wanted to spend a lazy day in the sun or maybe train, but then again he didnt want people to find out about him wearing Paddington PJ's at the age of seventeen.

As Naruto walked down the cheerfull sunlit street all he wanted to do was eat some ramen.His attention was caught but Hinata who was scuttling out of a book store carring 'Icha Icha Padise' in her hands. She was tomato red, but then again she always was when she was around him. 'Its always the quiet ones' he thought to himself. "Hello Hinata-chan" he said as he eyed the book. this only made her go even more impossibly red in the face. " Um...why do you have ero-senin's book?"

"Kurenai-sensei had given us a "mission" we have to write a story for Kakashi who is blackmailing her and now she's blackmailing us...aparently all the teams have to write a story even Neji-niisan" Naruto laughed at this as he tried to imagin Neji writing a perverted story then it hit him.

"Hinata-chan why don't we help each other write a story?" He asked because she must be at least a little cleaver since she had the idea of actually reading a perverted book.

"Sure why not" she grinned. She would be spending more time with her crush so she was more than happy

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Lee was having a fit. "How can our butifull respectable sensei lower himself down to Kakashi-sensei's level...Has he no pride left?...Tenten, Neji arnt you listning to me!"

"Actually no. I switched off long ago but were r gonna have to do this to avoid public embarasment!" reaplied a fuming Tenten, she was fuming because Lee had been ranting on and on for hours.

"So how are we gonna write this" asked Neji

"Donno you wanna work together" asked Tenten flippantly

"Ok whatever anything to avoid public embarassment"

"WTF...so ure actually going to write this story.?" Lee spat out. "I am a respectable shiobi of the leaf village and i will not write such perverted nonsence" Lee continued his speech...but no one was paying attention.

Tenten interupted him- "Well Lee I guess if you do not co-opperate everyone will have to find out about the passionate kiss you shared with the eighty-five year old librarian...I wonder what was her name again?"

"Actually...She was SIXTY AND IT WAS HER DYING WISH."

"Oo'er well i see she still lived to tell the tale to Gai-sensei." She said as Lee stomped off.

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Kiba, Shino and Choji were sitting indian style on the ground at Choji's house they were eating and discussing what they were going to write in their story. Unlike some they were looking forward to writing away. Well Kiba and Choji were, they were quite the perverts now. Shino however was just conversing with his bugs.

Suddenly Lee stumbled into Choji's house you see they became good friends after Choji discoverd Lee's mum was a fine chef. "Hey Lee you wanna join us were are discussing what to write for out story." Lee gave a defeated sign and slumped on to the ground. "I will take that as a yes"

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Shikamaru and Ino were still gobed smacked as to what their sensei had asked them to do. "Did we hear right" Shikamaru was doin a good impresion of a fish his mouth opening and closing. They had been sitting in the same position for hours and Choji was long gone.

" Hey you wanna meet up tomrow and help each other out with this?" Ino asked Shikamaru out of the blue.

"Sure...but this is troublesome" he just had to say it she thought.


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