Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Yea...So I guess I'm continuing the story after so may nice reviews and I'd like to say a special thanks to Bevy-chan because you have been pestering me on and on to write the next chapter i'm glad you like.
And thanks also to Ester (da pervy hehe)and Millie-chan
but it seems like no one is reading my other story I wonder why that is!
Write Me A Story
Chapter Four: Opening, Sleeping, Tricking, Tricked
So all the senseis were at the cinema watching Kakashi's favourite movie. Kakashi had forced them all to go, every one had to endure two hours of perverted ness, every one was near tears but it wasn't because the film was so 'touching'. Kakashi had felt a little sad since Jiraya would be publishing any time in the near future...or any future for that matter. Maybe he could bribe Jiraya? Any way who cares at least I've got my film.
So Naruto and Hinata were sitting on the couch in Hinatas room. They were arguing about who would open the book but they were getting no where.
"You open it"
"No you"
"You"
"I'll buy you ramen for a week if you open it?" said Hinata; she knew how to push all his buttons. (Ahhh...I got writes block now)
"Ok..." Jaws music plays in the background "Chapter One" he gulped then read out loud...
"So I have an idea Shika. How about we rent a romance movie (not a dirty one) and then steel the plot. We can then steel the dirty parts from an other book?"
"Whatever, this is troublesome"
"What movie do you want to pick?"
"How about...Cinderella?"
"What it's a 'romance' isn't it?"
"...fine what ever, I'll go and rent it now"
"No need I've got it at home"
"Eh...you watched it before?"
"No...It belongs to my sister" he kicked himself then because he realised he didn't have one.
"You don't have a sister"
"She moved away before I was born"
"..." whatever she thought because it was obvious that he enjoyed it, why can't he just admit it.
5 minuets later-
So they were watching Cinderella and Shikamaru was well into the plot now was his favourite part when the fairy god mother was about to change the pumpkin into a carriage. All of a sudden he felt a head drop down on his shoulder. Wait a minuit Ino was meant to be collecting notes for the story and now she falls asleep. Shikamaru was about to wake her up when he looked deeply at her face. She looked so peaceful and clam when she was sleeping...so much more different to the bossy Ino she was when she was awake.
So he continued to watch his favourite film while Ino rested on his shoulder. Shikamaru's mum was peeping through the ajar door, gosh they do make a cute couple she thought to her self, slowly she pulled out the camera remembering to take the flash off and click. Picture Perfect.
As Neji and Tenten walked down the street not having and idea about how they were going to write their story they saw something..."Limited Edition...Come Come Paradise" Tenten read out, this meant there was only one copy. Little did she and Neji know, they were going to be victims of Kakashi's prank.
"Hey sounds like a good idea" said Neji "...this means that we can copy it word for word and Kakashi will never know!"
"It will serve them right for trying to cheat" said Kakashi.
"But that's not fair" Kurenai tried to reason with him but she knew that she would never win this argument.
"Life isn't fair"
"You're damn right it's not" Everyone was at Kakashi's mercy, even Gai, his eternal rival was being forced to do something he didn't want to.
Neji and Tenten were at the cashier paying for the book when the sales person gave them strange looks, they ignored this and went off, 600 dollars they had paid for that book. When they opened it they read "You just been punked love you're beautiful sensei GAI... go to our training area and take two steps forward and then five to the left. Ps. bring a note pad and pen.
"So what do you think, Should we do this?" asked Tenten as she flicked through the rest of the book finding blank pages.
"I'm not sure but do you think that Gai would ever do any thing bad to us?"
"That depends but I guess we will have to go because of the blackmail thing I certainly do not want people finding out things about me...you know what I mean?
"Fine..."
So they arrived at the spot after and hour or so and then Neji felt it, some thing wasn't right. "Some things not right" he said.
"Oh you reckon?" Tenten muttered sarcastically. And suddenly before they knew it they were hanging down from a tree encased in a rope cage. Gai-sensei came out a second later, "I'm sorry my children for doing this to you" he cried dramatically. "I'm sorry, but its for you're own good, until you have finished you're story you may not come out of there this is under the instruction of Kakashi-sensei. I side with him on this occasion because you cheated." He shrieked while tears flowed from his face.
"Oh for the love of god...are you saying we are going to be trapped here for a long time?" said Neji.
"I don't think so" said Tenten pulling out her kunai.
"Don't bother that wont work the rope is being held together by chakra the more you cut the more it will repair its self." with that their crazy sensei disappeared.
"Bloody Great...huh?"
"..." replied Neji.
Choji, Kiba, Lee and Shino were eating but this time they were at Lee's house, Shino had refused to eat since Lee's mum had made chocolate coved ants, and they were her new speciality.
They were discussing what to write in the story but they weren't getting any where. "I know we need a female perspective" said Lee who was warming to the idea of writing the dirty book.
So they all left Lee's house and trotted down the street...first stop...the hot springs, if this is how Jiraiya gets his inspiration then so be it, they would try too.
Mean while Sakura was about to tuck into her meal when she herd a knock from her door. Annoyed, she got up and opened the door.
It was Sauske.
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I'll focus harder next time.
Ja ne
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I do feel evil leaving the story like that though!
