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Chapter Five: I feel feint!

Sasuke had walked into the living room while Sakura gawped at him like a fish for five minutes. She was a little surprised as she wasn't expecting to see him until Monday. The poor guy looked warn out, he must really be exhausted from this 'mission'. "Sa-sasuke- kun", she stuttered. He had bags under his eyes and it seemed like he hadn't shaved in ages, some how it made him look younger , vulnerable, even sexy.

"Sakura-chaaaaaan" he managed to drawl out, he was leaning over her now and she felt a blush rise into her cheeks. As he leaned over he closed his eyes. She closed her eyes too, anticipating her long awaited kiss, she still dreamed about this moment even when she was pretending she didn't have feelings for him. She felt his heavy breath on her he smelt like coffee. It was then that he...collapsed and fell on top of her.

As she struggled to get out from underneath him she couldn't help but feel stupid, angry and hurt. Of course he would never lover her the way she loved him. When she was finally up, she struggled to pick up Sasuke and place him on her couch, so she dragged him along the ground knocking him on the furniture as she turned corners by accident of course, she didn't mean to hurt him. She couldn't help but let a laugh escape from her mouth as she imagined all the bruises he would wake up with.

So finally she placed him comfortably on the couch and then she brought a blanket to cover him she then brought a glass of water and an aspirin to put on the coffee table for when he woke up.


Tenten and Neji were still in their little rope prison dangling down from the tree. Tenten was hopelessly trying to cut the rope while Neji was stabbing the rope with chakra moulded in to a sharp point.

"This is hopeless" said Tenten as she decided to slip her legs out side two of the holes, after being in there for two hours, it was beginning to feel rather crowded and her legs were feeling cramp. Neji saw her do this and decided to do the same, after two hours of trying to cut their way out they were exhausted. They sat back to back, leaning on each other for support as they both tipped their heads back, and they knock it into each other making a big bang sound.

"Ow, watch it" they both said at the same time...they sat there after a while rubbing their aching heads. They were thinking of strategies of getting out of the cage.

An hour later their 'sensei' came back with some food as he knew that his team was the one with the biggest appetite. He knew that Tenten would get cranky if she didn't get her 'kunai power bars' (It's a power bar in the shape of a kunai basically).

With stars in her eyes Tenten gazed at the food, how she longed to eat after being exhausted. "Here you go team" said Gai as he tossed the bag to Tenten, who had her arms open, for once in her life she was thankful to her sensei but it was his fault they were in that mess in the first place. All thankfulness was gone and the stars had been replaced with coldness. Neji, who was fast asleep, was unaware of Gai's arrival so he didn't know about the food. Tenten took advantage of this and decided to stuff her face, she knew that it was a very unattractive thing to do but, hell who was she trying to impress...Neji?

She decided to eat his share she was about to pull out a rice ball when something grabbed her hand, the food was inches from her mouth. "Hold it right there, that's mine"

"Oh crap he's awake" she couldn't help but grin sheepishly and hand the food back to him. Uh oh, he's going to get angry, she thought. But lucky for he didn't. There were two power bars left and one more rice ball so he decided to let her eat the rice ball since she seemed more hungry then him, the reaction he got from her was priceless as shestared intohis eyes and feinted.


Shikamaru was beginning to get angry as his co-writer was still sleeping. He was staring deeply at her wondering how he would wake her up. He didn't care about how peaceful she looked. At one point he thought about giving her the kiss of life from 'Sleeping Beauty', but what if she woke up and slapped him in the face, any way he didn't have time to dwell on it because she was already starting to wake up. As she did, she noticed someone gazing at her intently. His brows were furrowed and his mouth drawn into a straight line. Oh crap he was pissed at her. "Err...sorry for falling asleep, how was the film...do you want to start writing?" she asked him, she had to tread softly now because she never liked being in his bad books...little did she know that she wasn't.

"Well the film was crap" he lied, "but lets start with chapter one." Ino suddenly felt sickened as they thought how they were going to turn a children's bedtime story in to an R-rated book, but she kept this thought to herself.


As Naruto was gazing at 'Come Come Paradise', Hinata was looking at him anticipating an answer for him. Strangely he seemed to be enjoying the book. 'You pervert' she thought. Naruto's eyes flicked for a moment from the book to Hinata and then he realised the way he was behaving. "Ewww..."he cried suddenly, "this book is sick" he lied.

She knew he was lying but she did not have the heart to tell him. "Let's get writing now I guess" she said.

"Wait...you don't believe me do you...read it yourself" So she did. Her face reddened instantly and the book dropped from her hands. She seemed to be paralysed. No matter how much he shook her she wouldn't snap out of it.


Lee and the gang had stepped into the public hot springs they had changed into their towels with note pads in hand, people were giving them strange looks. Lee had an idea, maybe if they did 'harem no jutsu' then they would be allowed to go into the ladies section. He whispered this thought to Kiba who said "a) We don't even know how to do it and b) Jiraya gets inspiration though peeping", good point. Pervert.

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