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Blackmail and Deadlines...

Chapter Six: Awake

Sakura POV:

"That bastards hogging my sofa", I can't watch TV. Its nine already, when's he going to go home? I'm going to go to sleep now, when that bastard wakes up he can find his own way out.

Sasuke POV:

It's fun getting her angry, but who the hell does she think she is calling me a bastard? Pervert, she was watching me sleep wasn't she. Two can play at that game. When I knew she was fast asleep, I went out to my apartment to get a few stuff. I arrived back and she was still sleeping. I took out the stuff from my bag and I placed them around her bed room. I was setting up a booby trap!


Tenten POV:

I made a fool of myself yesterday. 'Feinting'. So I snapped out of it eventually, and then now Neji isn't talking to me at the moment since he's meditating, thank-god, I couldn't cope with it if he kept on teasing me like he was a few minutes ago. I feel so icky, I need a shower, my hair is going to start getting greasy, mind you so is Neji's, he was still 'meditating', and you know he is the worst person to be stuck with because he never talks. So after thinking of a story to write my head was starting to hurt so I let my hair tumble down, I released my pins and shock my head from side to side.

Neji POV:

It was like from out of a head and shoulders advert. Her hair swished from side to side as she gently shook her head, I was mesmerised. Heck I'm going delusional in this cage thing, sanity come back to me...you know right now I really am a caged bird...have I mentioned that by the way?

Tenten POV:

Ok...why the hell is he staring at me...make him stop...oh my god is he smiling? Oh crap, is he angry? Was it my hair? Should I tie it back up?

Neji POV:

Oh no she thinks I'm a freak, Dude stop staring; maybe I should tell her I fancy her? What I fancy Tenten? Snap out of it man! She's you're team mate, for the love of god! Play it cool man. Yea, I'm cool, yea! You wanna piece of me. "Watch out." Yea chikatah.

"Watch out for what Neji?"

"Eh...What you taking about?"

"You said 'watch out' and then you were smiling."

"I think it was in you're imagination, I never smile, I'm NEJI, err... why did you let you're hair down."

"I had a head ache, it seems like I'm the only one here who's actually writing this damn thing any way stop changing the subject."

"How do you stop you're hair from getting dandruff, by the way?"

"Oh, head and shoulder's a quite good...STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT"


"And then Junko said 'I'm going to loose track of you'" Naruto was reading loudly from the book 'Come Come Paradise '. Hinata was still in a daze, and Naruto had tried everything to get her to snap out of it. Oh looky here, Naruto thought to him self, there was a bit about someone feinting and then getting the kiss of life. Maybe this will work, but its kinda weird isn't it, and also a little perverted, he thought to himself. Any way so he puckered up his lips and counted from one to three. Here goes nothing, he waited and thought, yo Hinatas kind of pretty you know, she's got beautiful eyes and a cute little button nose. Ah well so he kissed her on the lips and nothing happened. "Nani" he muttered to himself. But after a moment her eyes fluttered back to life and stared at Naruto quizzically wondering what had happened, and then she saw his blush and his lightly red lip-gloss stained lips.

"Naruto you've been trying on my lip-gloss?"

"Nani" he said shocked.

"Admit it, it's nothing to be ashamed of, Neji-nii san did that once to Tenten, but that was because he fan-" fancied her she thought does he like little old me? Naruto was thinking that oh my god, could that be whatGai is blackmailing him with. Naruto let out a little snigger. "Nooo... you can't tell any one please Naruto I'll do any thing, you name it."

"Well I suppose Ramen every now and then would be good enough."

"Ok"

"By the way, I didn't try on you're lip gloss...I gave you the kiss of life."

"..." Blush.


"So sleeping beauty had pricked her finger and the prince was fighting the dragon..." Shikamaru was reading what Ino had written, "When he arrived at the motel room where she was sleeping he ravaged her while she was sleeping."...Shikamaru could read any more he was disgusted; Ino had ruined his favourite bed time story. Oh well there was always 'Beauty and the Beast'

"So do you like it then?"

"I hate it, it's disgusting." Shiakmaru replied, on the verge of a mental break down. "You made the Prince rape her?"

"Actually it's not rape, since she was enjoying it. Ok so she was asleep but then she woke up right?"

"This is sick!"

"Fine lets see what you wrote."

"Fine...He then crossed a court paved with marble, went up the stairs and came into the guard chamber, where guards were standing in their ranks, with their muskets upon their shoulders, and snoring as loud as they could. After that he went through several rooms full of gentlemen and ladies, all asleep, some standing, others are sitting. At last he came into a chamber all gilded with gold, where he saw upon a bed, the curtains of which were all open, the finest sight was ever beheld - a princess, who appeared to be about fifteen or sixteen years of age, and whose bright and, in a manner, resplendent beauty, had somewhat in it divine. He approached with trembling and admiration, and fell down before her upon his knees." (p.s. I do not own this bit so don't sue me)

"Are you...gay?"

"How can I be gay when I have feelings for you?" Yelled a stressed Shika.

"You know personally I think Kakashi will like my version best, since he's a per- you what?"


I don't care what they say, "I'm going to do a 'harem no jutsu' and then I will have the best story." Shouted Lee with flames in his eyes. Everyone at the restaurant was staring at him as he marched out side. "Harem no jutsu" he shouted before the shop window. He transformed into a fat woman with a shiny bob. "What's wrong with me, my breast are saggy, and my stomach is a puffy." He cried, before the mirror as he heard someone yell, "Get some clothes on you old hag."

"Ah, alas I cannot bare it. I shall transform back and give up this mighty quest, for I do not make an attractive female. I shall stay the sexy man I am." A voice appeared in Lee's head, it was Gai's voice..."do not give up..." it said. "For beauty is on the inside."

"Yes Gai, you are right, I won't give up."

"God he's really lost it said Kiba who was peeping from a tree, his 'team' had already finished their story, and Lee had earlier abandoned their group because he thought the story wasn't 'saucy or fiery' enough, that how Lee put it.


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