A/n: This came out of nowhere while I was at a dance last night. OO It's short, I know, but I think it's rather funny. This is set a little before voulme 3 of the manga.
Conversations, Part 2
"I'm telling you it wasn't accurate," Integral scoffed, pulling a cigar from one of her coat pockets and lighting it.
"I wish you wouldn't do that. You'll die an early death," was Maxwell's first reply as he watched the Hellsing commander through narrowed eyes.
"I don't care what you wish, Maxwell. It's my body and I can put whatever I please into it, including smoke."
"And red-clad vampires, I suppose?" he asked, rolling his eyes in a childish gesture.
Integral nearly chewed through her cigar at his question, glaring at him intently. This action simply caused Enrico to smirk; her anger made him happier than anything else.
"Either way, it was accurate enough for me to believe," he replied, deciding to rather get back on subject than be killed by stray gunshot wounds by the woman before him.
"They didn't even have the names right," Integral protested, having already regained her composure in order to keep the Bishop from having too much added to his ego.
"Perhaps not, but your ancestors were Catholic."
"They were excommunicated as you seem to have forgotten."
"Yet they were still part of the church for a good while."
"You know as well as I that none of those people would have ever met."
"They weren't people, Hellsing."
"You know what I mean, Maxwell."
Enrico shrugged, looking out the window of the car as they came to a stop. He waited for walter, who came around the car and opened the door, before stepping out and flashing a grin a Integral. "Have a nice evening, sow."
Integral smirked, blowing a puff of smoke directly into his face. "Same to you, swine."
He frowned a bit as the two drove away, soon entering the large hotel they'd stopped at, still coughing and mumbling something.
Integral laughed softly, watching for a while before turning her sights ahead. "Walter."
The butler cast a glance at her in the mirror. "Yes, my lady?"
"Remind me never to see so controversial a film as Van Helsing again, and especially not with Mr. Maxwell."
