Disclaimer: Anything you know is from FIddler on the Roof or Harry Potter
Harry:

Well, somebody has to help me defeat Voldermort,

I can't do these things all by myself

Hermione:

He might try the killing curse-

Harry:

Some Cruciatusing-

Hermione-

And Bellatrix-

Harry:

Maybe Malfoy-

Headmaster, Headmaster,

Make me powerful,

Find me a way,

Catch me a curse

Headmaster, Headmaster,

Look through your pensive

And make me a perfect way

Hermione:

Headmaster, Headmaster,

I'll bring Harry,

You bring the weapon,

All destructive and un-willing to fail

Bring me an answer for I'm longing to be,

Free of all this destructive energy

Harry:

For Molly,

Make him not kill

Hermione:

For Sirius,

Let Bellatrix be dead

Harry and Hermione:

For me, well,

I wouldn't holler

If Voldermort were done and we lived in peace and harmony

Headmaster, Headmaster,

Make me powerful,

Find me a way,

Catch me a curse

Night after night in this journey were alone

So find us a way

Of our own

(spoken)

Ron:

Since when have you not found the way on your own Hermione? I thought you were too headstrong for help.

(Harry chuckles)

Ron continued:

And you managed to defeat him before!

Harry:

Well that was luck,

I won't get so lucky,

If he keeps killing off my friends

Ron:

You friends are still by you

And because you're the only one to save us

You'll take whatever Dumbledore offers

(Harry makes his robes purple imitating Dumbledore)

(singing)

Harry:

Harry, oh Harry

Have I a surprise for you!

There's a little prophecy,

Alright it's huge!

But I'm telling you now, a good choice, true?

True.

I'll promise to assist you,

And even if I don't

There's more important things then winning-

Don't ask me what!

Hermione, I found the head boy

Won't you be a fortunate girl

He's wonderful, he's good-looking

That is in the dark

But Draco is a nice man, good choice, right?

Right.

You heard he hinder you in the war

That he insult you every night,

But only when he's sober,

So you'll be alright

Did you think you get Harry?

Well I do the best I can,

With no entertainment, no laughs, no pranks

Be glad you didn't get senior Malfoy

Hermione:

Headmaster, Headmaster,

You know that I'm

Working very hard,

Please choose carefully,

Harry:

Up to this minute

I misunderstood,

That I could get killed for good

Hermione and Harry:

Dear Dumbledore,

See that you help,

Remember,

You also fought an evil wizard

Its not that

I'm sentimental

Hermione and Harry and Ron:

It's just that I'm terrified!

Headmaster, Headmaster,

Shelter me some more,

I'm in no rush

Maybe I've learned

Playing with wands

Can get loved ones burned

So,

Bring me no dark lord

Release me not yet,

Find me no danger,

Catch me no luck,

Unless we are all doomed


Author's Note: This lovely rendition was from Matchmaker, matchmaker from Fiddler on the roof. It was rather difficult thinking up an idea for this one and I like chapter one better. But this will do. I know I put Dumbledore in a bad position here, but I really do like him.

Memedesiquidditchmoke: I don't like logging in either! Thanks, I like the idea too. You finished when Mary Sues attack? I love that story.

Jersey Princess: Erm, I'm unfamiliar with the first two songs but I love the last one! So now your no longer the princess of Jersey, you're the princess of weird music. You just like titles! Thanks for reviewing though, this story and my other one!