Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK Rowling, original song this is based off of is Candy Man seen in the musical Charlie and The Chocolate Factory


Voldermort:

Who can take a battle

And sprinkle it with curses

Cover it in blood

And an unforgivable or two?

The Dark Lord

The Dark Lord can

The Dark Lord can cause he mixes it with hate and makes evil taste good

Who can take a muggle

And wrap it ropes

Soak it in poison

And make it a new game

Death Eaters:

The Dark Lord?

Voldermort:

The Dark Lord

The Dark Lord can

The Dark Lord can cause he mixes it with hate and makes evil taste good

Lord Voldermort makes

Everything he does

Cunning and conniving

Talk about childhood fears

You'll be too afraid to peer

Who can take tomorrow

Dip in blood

Separate the joy

And collect up all the sorrow

The Dark Lord

Death Eaters:

Lord Voldermort can

Voldermort:

The Dark Lord can cause he mixes it with hate

And makes evil taste good

And Evil tastes good because the Dark Lord thinks it should


Author's Note: That was great fun, I can just imagine it happening, must be a parody or something. If you want to see the original lyrics google Charlie and The Chocolate factory lyrics.

Jersey Princess: I don't like Harry/Ginny either, people who go down that road never turn back. It's quite sad. So, I think I'll do four tracks from a musical before heading to the next one. I wonder what I can do next…