The Dumbest Parody of Mokuba's Kidnappings

By: CuteKitty

Me no own Yugioh…Yay!

Java- another word for coffee

Me- I just thought this up like…now. Mokuba gets kidnapped all the time and now I shall make fun of it! Muahaha, please don't flame, I have enough people at school thinking I'm a freak, and I don't need people I don't know thinking I'm a creep. Thank you and enjoy

Mokuba was walking down the street.

"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala" Mokuba was singing.

Then Mokuba was kidnapped by Pegasus.

"AHHH!" Mokuba screamed.

"Mokuba Kaiba has been kidnapped by local Maximillian Pegasus. (Giggles) Haha what kind of name is that? Maximillian? I mean, come on! His parents should've chosen a better name! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA back to you." The news report said. Seto Kaiba spit up his java A/N- I like saying that…java java java java, ok I'll stop

Then Seto went to save Mokuba. Yugi and his posse followed for no apparent reason. They got to his house. "PEGASUS YOU FOOL! I SHALL GET MY BROTHER BACK!" Seto screamed at the house. "Why must you scream at a house, Kaiba?" Yugi asked innocently. "SHUT UP MIDGET!" Seto screamed at him. "Jeez why does everyone call me by my last name? How about I start calling YOU Moto!" He yelled. "Eep!" Yugi whimpered. They went inside Pegasus' castle. They saw Mokuba. "MO-KU-BA!" Seto yelled. "Stop saying my name is syllables you dork!" Mokuba yelled. Then Pegasus came out. "Hoi. I shall duel you." Pegasus said. "Why does everyone have to duel? Jeez it is boring!" Joey said. "Yeah, friendship is a friendship and we should all friendship together in friendship." Tea said. Everyone looked at her. "Why are you shipfriending me?" She asked. They continued to look at her. "FRIENDSHIP!" Tea yelled. Then she ran away. "Hmm Kaiba-boy, you seem to be retarded." Pegasus said. "Never! Let me flip up a card so you can scream in awe." Kaiba said. He flipped up a card. Pegasus screamed in awe. Then Pegasus died. Mokuba ran away because Pegasus Michael Jackson'd him. Seto made cookies!

The End

I suk! Yay!

CuteKitty