The Dumbest Parody of Mokuba's Kidnappings
By: CuteKitty
I don't own Yugioh or Michael Jackson. Phew that's a relief
I bash Michael Jackson A LOT
Me- OK, um, I guess I don't suk so I decided to continue. He gets kidnapped in every series anyway, so what the hell?
Reviews:
Sour Schuyler- Thanks for the complement, yeah, I think Noah is a Michael Jackson follower, in the American one he had his arm around Mokuba and that freaked out me and my friend. We have a whole list of Yugioh Michael Jackson Impersonators. So far there are 7 I think…I don't know somewhere around there
So anyway here is the story:
After that Mokuba was walking again. Mokuba likes walking doesn't he? Then he got captured by Tristan, except his eyes looked weird. He was possessed by Marik. "Ahhhh. Help." Mokuba said, sounding the least bit scared. He knew what was coming…his Nii-sama would come save him and we would all live happily ever after. That's actually what happened. But I have time on my hands so now I will explain what happened.
Marik-Tristan was in Michael Jackson mode that night. He gave Mokuba a soda can. Mokuba drank it and got drunk. Because wine was really in the soda can. A/N- I watch Court TV sometimes! Don't kill me! I like making fun of the people:innocent smile:
Then Seto came in. "Tristan! How dare you!" Seto said. He saw Mokuba passed out on the couch. "Shh…that little doo-doo head is having his first hangover!" Marik-Tristan said in a VERY Michael Jacksony voice. "HANGOVER! YOU GAVE HIM BEER? Seto screamed. "No, silly willy, I gave him WINE!" Marik-Tristan said with a big animate smile. "WHAT!" Seto yelled.
In Brooklyn, New York
"Yo G, what was dat?" some random gangster asked.
"I dunno!" Joey said, he was visiting his friends in good ol' Brooklyn. A/N- My 6-yr-old sister just asked my mom-"Where is Michael Jackson?"
"Sounded like someone screamin' WHAAAAA!" Random Gangster said.
"Aww well, weren't we just robbin' some ol' jewelry store or wha?" Joey asked. He was apparently happy to be here and wasn't coming back anytime soon.
Back In Domino
Seto was beating up Tristan. It wasn't working so Seto gave him one of the cookies he made. Tristan choked and died because the cookie was bad.
THE END
I don't know if the Tristan being possessed by Marik thing is true so I am begging you to not flame me! Thank you. Mmm dinner!
CuteKitty
