The Dumbest Parody of Mokuba's Kidnappings Ever!

By: CuteKitty

I don't own Yugioh…woohoo! Yay!

Me- I didn't get any reviews for part 2! But I am bored out of my mind, it's raining, I'm waiting for my mom to get home so she can get me stuff at the store, and I am an idiot! Go me!

CutePuppy- I miss you so so much! I wish you were here right now! Waaaaahhhhh! OK I'm done…

Now

ON WITH THE SHOW! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fun. I'm hyper and content right now.

Mokuba was walking. Oh jeez, with the past 2 kidnappings you'd think Seto would send him with a bodyguard right? Wrong. Seto is just an idiot. YES! I am calling Seto an idiot! And I'll do it again to! In fact…I will! Seto is an idiot Seto is an idiot, idiot, idiot, Seto is an idiot YAY! OK I'll stop now.

Anyway, Mokuba was walking and Noah kidnapped him. "Mokuba I am your freakin' stepbrother!" Noah said. Noah was drunk. "Umm, ok?" Mokuba said. Then Noah dragged Mokuba in an alleyway and you heard Mokuba scream: AHHHH! NOO! He screamed rather loudly.

Back in Brooklyn, NY

"Yo G, I keep hearin' some guy yellin' ya got a clue?" Random Gangster said.

"Nah got nothin' to do wit it. Wait dat sound like ol' moneybags lil bro! But dat all da way in Domino! Is tat possible?" Joey said.

"I dunno; wanna go check it out, Joe?" Random Gangster said.

"Yea Bob, we're gon ta Japan yo!" Joey said. We just learned that Random Gangster's name is Bob! Yay!

Back in Domino

Seto heard his brother scream. "Oh no, not again! SECRETARY GUY LADY PERSON DUDE! GET OVER HERE!" Seto said. "What." The secretary said. "Hi. You may leave." Seto said. The secretary left. "Now to get my brother." Seto said. Seto implants a tracking device in all of Mokuba's clothes. Mokuba was in an alleyway on Strawberry Street. A/N- I'm hungry now. That's why I named it after food, but I have to wait until my mom gets home! Unless, I sneak ice cream! Muahaha she shall never know! OK back to the story. Seto got there and found Noah's arm around Mokuba. Mokuba was possessed! OH NO! WHAT ARE WE EVER GOING TO DO? "Noah! Un-possess my brother right now!" Seto said. "I'm your frikkin stepbrother!" Noah said. Then they did the spilt-screen thing. On one piece was Seto, another piece Joey and Bob who had just arrived, on another piece 50 Cent and Olivia, and the last piece President Bush telling you to vote for him or die. "Yo Noah guy! Un-hand the lil dude!" Bob said. "Yeah he didn't do nuttin to ya!" Joey screamed. He was apparently in Brooklyn mode because he and Bob started beating him up. Then President Bush started lecturing Seto. "Vote for me y'all!" Pres. Bush said. "Shut up and go to America!" Seto said. Then Pres. Bush screamed like a girl and went back to Washington D.C. Seto then gave Noah one of his cookies and Noah choked and died on the cookie, thus releasing Mokuba from his possession. "Seto…give me a bodyguard dammit!" Mokuba said. "MOKUBA WATCH YOUR MOUTH!" Seto scolded him. "Sorry Nii-sama." Mokuba said. Then they went home. "Ya know, I kinda like it here. I'm movin' here!" Bob said. "Yeah a'right!" Joey said. Then they did some sort of gangster handshake and went off somewhere.

The End…or is it?

AHH! Must get rid of ice-cream before mom gets home! Success! OK, that was like the first chapter where I didn't bash Michael Jackson. Go me! I need some ideas for who should kidnap Mokuba next…please review and give me ideas! Yay! Thank you! CutePuppy get back to New York right now! WAAHHH! Hi.

CuteKitty