The Dumbest Parody of Mokuba's Kidnappings pt4
By: CuteKitty
Me- Me on Part 4! WOOHOO! I am going to use an idea I got from card captor purin. I love that idea! Woohoo! Send me in your ideas and I will guarantee that I will use it. Now…ON WITH THE SHOWWWW! WEeeeeee fun
Normally I start out with Mokuba walking. But this time I don't. Because I don't feel like it. So, we start out with Mai. Always-wearing-revealing-clothes Mai. She was in her room plotting. "That little BRAT!" Mai said to herself, pounding her fists on the table. "How dare he have longer silkier hair than me. I must be his next kidnapper. But this time…Kaiba won't get me! I don't know how he caught Noah, but he won't catch me!" Mai said. Then she cackled evilly. "YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR EVIL LAUGH!" Someone yelled to her from outside. "OH SHUT UP!" Mai yelled throwing a high-heel at him. Then we heard ambulances. "Whoops…" Mai said. "I'll fix that later" Mai said. Then she ran outside and to the street where Mokuba usually walks. 'Seto is still an idiot…he STILL didn't assign a bodyguard to Mokuba! What an idiot! Oh well, works out for me!' Mai thought. Then she walked up to little unsuspecting Mokuba. "Hi Mokuba!" Mai said cheerfully. "Hey Mai." Mokuba said. "Mokuba, I want to show you something." Mai said. "OK, first I need to call my brother. Then Mokuba took out his cell phone. "Hey, Seto? Mai wants to show me something." Mokuba said. "Mai? OK, she's a dumb blonde and isn't capable of anything…especially since she is Wheeler's girlfriend. Go ahead." Seto said over the phone. Mai heard and glared at his phone. "OK!" Mokuba said hanging up the phone. 'That jerk will get it' Mai thought. Mokuba followed Mai to her apartment. She shut and locked the door. Then she looked at Mokuba and smirked. "Please don't say you're going to seduce me" Mokuba said getting nervous. "….no." Mai said. "I have kidnapped you because I am jealous" Mai said. "Of what?" Mokuba asked. "Your hair." Mai said, glaring. "That's the DUMBEST reason I have ever heard." Mokuba said, disappointed. "YOUR HAIR IS LONGER AND SILKIER THOUGH!" Mai said. "Don't you think you could've just asked me what shampoo I used?" Mokuba said crossing his arms. "Uhh...well...I…uhh…SHUT UP!" Mai stammered grabbing Mokuba's cell phone and calling Seto's number.
A/N- I only use script form when they are on the phone
Seto: Kaiba Corp
Mai: Hello Seto! This is Mai. Yes, MAI. I have kidnapped your brother and there is a ransom.
Seto: Not again, damn it! What is the ransom?
Mai: ALL of Mokuba's hair products.
Seto: Pretty dumb ransom, but OK!
Mai: Meet me at my house in exactly 1 hour.
Seto: OK, bye
Mai: Bye
"MUAHAHA" Mai cackled evilly. "You need to work on your evil laugh" Mokuba said. "Oh shut up" Mai said throwing a shoe at him but missed.
1 HOUR LATER
Ding-dong
"It's your brother!" Mai said. "Finally. I'm bored!" Mokuba said. Then Seto came in with his hands full of Mokuba's hair stuff. "MUAHAHA!" Mai cackled. "I'm telling you! WORK ON THAT LAUGH!" Mokuba criticized. Mai glared at him. Seto handed over Mokuba's hair products and went home with Mokuba. "Yes! Woohoo!" Mai said in victory. Ding-dong! The doorbell rang again. Mai answered it. It was 2 police officers. "Hello, uh, Miss Valentine, uhh, we came to talk to you about a incident that happened earlier today. A Mr. Marik Ishtar complained that you hit him with a high-heel; with hit him in the eye sending him to the hospital. Do you know anything about this?" The police officer asked. "Crap." Mai said.
Yay! That chapter was long! Woohoo! Tell me what you thought! NO FLAMES!
CuteKitty
