The Dumbest Parody of Mokuba's Kidnappings Ever!

By: CuteKitty

Me- Wow I haven't updated in a long time! I just got an idea! Anyway...I'm SO tired from our school dance...but it was fun I was dancing like an idiot. But CutePuppy doesn't like to have fun she was just walking around the whole time. Crap I hope she isn't mad at me now. CutePuppy is mad about something and I always have to hide when she is mad. Anyway, while I'm hiding, read part 5! Or...I really don't know which part this is because I'm retarded :-) so here is...whatever part this is!

I DON'T OWN YUGIOH OR 50 CENT AND OLIVIA OR ANY OF THERE STUFF!
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST 50 and/or Olivia...this is just a story.
I am actually kind of a fan of 50 Cent...i like some of his songs so I'm not dissing in or anything. I'm not dissing Olivia either

ENJOY


50 Cent and Olivia were just standing there, confused. (A/N- remember the spilt screens? I mentioned 50 and Olivia but forgot about them...oh no!) "Yo why that long haired guy gettin kidnapped all the time?" 50 asked. "He's filthy rich! I say we kidnap him and fill his mind with rap" Olivia said. "Ok let's go!" 50 Cent said. They went off, singing Candy Shop. (A/N- they played that at the dance and half the words were blocked out. Ha!) They went to Mokuba's house. Mokuba wasn't walking! Wow! It's a miracle! They heard "Disco Inferno" blasting from Mokuba's house. Mokuba had his own little house next to the Kaiba Mansion. Lucky kid...anyway,they heard the music, and 50 Cent started singing, since it WAS his own song. (A/N- Put the lime in the Coke, you nut! Sorry, I just saw the commercial and I had to say it) They knocked on the door and Mokuba answered with a bunch of his friends, boys and girls, behind him. "Wow! It's 50 Cent and Olivia!" His friends said in unison. Mokuba looked at them weird. "Yeah, like hi" Olivia said. They grabbed him and ran off. "Oh my gosh! The kidnapped Mokuba!" His friends said in unison again. Did they have their own little Ishezu or something? It's like rehearsed or something! Sheesh! Anyway, they took Mokuba, in some awesome G-Unit car or whatever, and drove off to G-Unit Headquarters! Dun dun DUN! "Umm, why you kidnap me?" Mokuba asked when they were in the building. They had sat him in a chair and put headphones on him. In the CD player the headphones were connected to contained a CD that had every single rap song ever made. They were going to hypnotize him into rap. Oh no! Then, when he was on his 3rd song, Mokuba's older brother came rushing in followed by a few of his friends. "You evil rap people! Let go of my brother or else I am going to beat you!" Seto said "Yay! I'm going to be saved! Yay!" Mokuba said, smiling. "I think that YOU are the one going to get a bruising, you bastard!" 50 Cent said. "Bring it on," Seto said. 50 Cent and Seto fought for a while. "I'm bored now." 50 Cent said after 10 minutes of fighting. "Me too" Seto said. He simply took the headphones off Mokuba's head and punched 50 Cent and pushed Olivia and walked away. His friends stood there admiring the celebrities. "Come on!" Mokuba said, grabbing them and walking off, annoyed.


Yeah, review please! Sorry it was short, and maybe not that funny, but it is 12:30am (Eastern time) and I was just at school, and then dancing like a maniac at the dance. Thank you and review.

CuteKitty