Ri2, you're the only who reviewedlast chapter. Sniff…ah well.

I should warn you all…this chapter gets rather insanity-esque. Not that that's a bad thing.

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Porygon was glowing.

Most things that are glowing are doing so for one of three reasons. They are either radioactive, on fire, or have just been given some sort of award. While Porygon had won an award for being the 'Most Innovative Program of the Year', none of those three things really applied to him. Porygon was glowing because of a little piece of wire, encased in a little piece of glass, inside him which lit up when an electric current was forced through it.

By the light of this little chunk of wire, Porygon and Jirachi could see what they believed to be the back of a small, quickly moving truck. Jirachi had spent the last ten minutes or so observing and finding out exactly what a truck was, and exactly how fast they could move.

Prior to these ten minutes Porygon had managed, using what he had called a 'keypad', to release Jirachi and himself from their cages, which then allowed the pair to free themselves from the larger, plastic-like box that had kept the two cages from bouncing around and hitting into the other plastic box (presumably holding other cages) in the truck. The two were now (after those previously mentioned ten minutes) working on another plastic box, and they found that these were much harder to open from the outside than the in. However, much like an infinite number of monkeys will eventually write a great play if given the proper materials, two psychic, legendary Pokémon that have been kidnapped and put in the back of a small truck will eventually open one of the plastic boxes in the said back of truck.

While not a scientifically proven fact, it is possible (perhaps even probable) than they will find something (or someone) in the box. It is also possible that the something (or someone) will be a small, green fairy-like Pokémon that at certain times is capable of time-travel. But only at certain times, remember, usually when it is the most inconvenient possible.

"So…" Celebi asked, to no one in particular, "Any more ideas on how to get out of here?" She did not need, or get, an answer, of course, as the trio had spent quite a while trying to get out of the truck. Like most times when one is trying to do something, someone (or something) came along and did it for them without any sort of effort whatsoever. The truck pulled to a stop, sending the three occupants in the back, unceremoniously landing in a heap back in the shadows where it would be hard to see them.

The three knew they could not be seen in the shadows because the back of the truck opened. This revealed two Pokémon guards (both of which Jirachi recognized as Rhydons), who quickly picked up the plastic boxes and carried them out of sight. Being evil henchmen/guards, they did not seem to question why they, being Pokémon, had or needed cages, plastic boxes (with keypads inside) or trucks, or even why the plastic boxes were obviously open and empty. After the two, mentally challenged (bless their souls), evil guards left, and the three Legendary Pokémon thought it was alright, Porygon and Celebi both voted that Jirachi should be the one to check if they really were gone.

After the unlucky Jirachi discovered that the coast was indeed clear, the other two Pokémon floated out of the truck to see where they were. They found they were in a large building (and discovered that the guards hadn't questioned that, either), and their were many other trucks in the building. Off in the distance, they could see a door in one wall, and, ignoring the larger doors the trucks had come in (they wouldn't have opened anyway, you know that), they opened they opened it (the first door, that is.).

They came upon a staircase, which went up. As we all know, it is also possible for stairs to go down. It is even rumored that there is an invisible set of stairs in Lilycove Department Store that goes left. However, the one that Jirachi, Celebi, and Porygon were climbing did not, but it did go up to a large hallway.

Jirachi was the first up the stairs, and therefore he was the one who noticed said hallway first. "Hey…" he noticed. "There's a hallway!"

"Actually…"Celebi was right behind him. "I'd say it's more of a hallsquare."

In truth, Celebi's description was much more accurate. The hallsquare was indeed square shaped, and only had three doors (other than the one the trio were now floating in). However, also in truth, it would have been better if Celebi had kept this witty comment to herself. For from the door across the hall (be it square or not) came a blaring, monotone voice:

"WARNING: INSIDE JOKE DETECTED IN HALLSQ-WAY!" This alarm was followed by several angry voices, and what sounded like many evil guard feet approaching a door on fancy marble flooring. Choosing not to meet those feet (and, if any, the bodies attached to them), Jirachi, Celebi and Porygon all ducked (as opposed to goosed) into the room on their right.

Said room, the one on the right, was full of Pokémon. Legendary Pokémon, to be clear. Legendary Pokémon in cages, to be exact. These were, as you've most likely guessed by now, were the other Pokémon from the ill-fated Legendary Gathering. Not all of them (some of the larger ones would be far too large), but most of them. These cages appeared to be much stronger than the ones that Jirachi had woken up in, which explained why none of these Pokémon had escaped yet.

Of course the guards, being evil guards, did not check any other doors. Jirachi, Porygon and Celebi released all the other Pokémon, and this took a while and wasn't all that important anyway. All you need to know is that they all got out. And that Two was there. And, lastly, never to run with scissors. You can never forget that one.

Deciding to see who or what was responsible for the mobbing, the large group (not a mob) of Legendary Pokémon decided to go into the door the Rhydons had come from. This took quite a while, considering how hard it is to get almost fifty Pokémon, most of which bear no real importance to this story, through a doorway, a hallsquare, and another doorway, especially without alerting any evil guards. In fact, the guards chose the worst time possible to become competent, which was precisely when Jirachi, the egg-shelled Pokémon from before (who had introduced himself as Sheldon), the loud-voiced Pokémon who had tape all over his mouth (no one had bothered to remove it), and Two were all trying to get through the second door. However, the guards' competence seemed to stop there, as they immediately charged into the mass of Pokémon, which wasn't too bright.

Needless to say, the Rhydons were promptly Burninated by Sheldon, and having removed the tape himself (unfortunately) deafened by the announcer Pokémon, flung themselves down the stairs. They got stuck in a jumble in the middle, however, and rumor has it they are still there today.

Almost half an hour later, the whole mass of Legendaries managed to get through the door. It revealed a clean and shiny lab-like room, with a clean, shiny computer dominating the back wall. Standing in front of this computer was a Pokémon that appeared to be wearing pants and a vest. No one knew he was, however.

"Hey…who are you?"

The Pokémon responded. The voice he spoke in could only be described in one way, which is as follows. It sounded like a seven-foot tall man, who had been smoking cigarettes since childhood.

"I am-"

"Hey!" Someone in the large group of Pokémon, which was clustered near the door, shouted. It sounded like the one who had poked one of the Electrodes and set off the huge explosion. "You sound like a seven foot tall man, who has been smoking childhoods since…oh, wait…that's wrong…"

The computer's screen began flashing angrily. "WARNING: NON-ORIGINAL JOKE USAGE IN PROGRESS…"

"As I was saying," the life-long smoker was saying. "I am…Rukario!"

"Who?"

The pokey voice spoke up again. "Mario?"

'WARNING: BAD JOKES IN PROGRESS…"

"See…this is what I deal with." Rukario said to himself.

"WARNING: MONOLOGUE IMINENT!"

"Just because I haven't been released yet, I'm not special enough! Well, I'm going to get rid of all you Legendaries, blame it on the Custard Clan, and become the only Legendary!"

The pokey voice, which was beginning to annoy even the extremely loud Pokémon, was heard. "But…I thought you guys hated all Legendaries?"

"Good question." Rukario said. "See, henchmen are very easy to manipulate. So, anyway, now I'm going to destroy you all!"

The preceding silence lasted for about ten seconds.

"And…" Jirachi asked. "How, exactly?"

"Another good question!" Rukario beamed. This frightened many of the Pokémon. "I'm going to go back in time, and make the 1988 World Series occur in the Himalayas!"

"How does that relate to us at all?"

"Oh, you'll see." He pressed a button on the computer. "There!"

The only difference Jirachi could see was that Porygon had suddenly gained spectacles.

"Umm…that didn't work…" Rukario began pressing buttons. The computer ignored him, and simply said:

"WARNING: TIME PARADOX CREATED!"

Then, a doorbell rang. At the same time, a random pair of stairs appeared next to Rukario. The door opened behind the Legendaries, revealing a green triangle. A strange voice emanated from it.

"I'm Triangle at Your Door!"

An orange dodecahedron rolled down the stairs. It is not important that you know what a dodecahedron is. "And I am Dodecahedron in Your Attic!"

Both shapes spoke at once. "And we are going to eat you all!" And so they did. However, it is impossible for shapes to eat anything, and therefore everyone turned back to normal and the shapes turned into bowls of pudding. As everyone knows, pudding is perfectly harmless (and quite delicious), so nobody got hurt. Yay.

"Aiee! It's pudding!" The annoying voice said (the new one). "…what?"

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Yes, very random. I know.

By the way, Rukario is a fourth generation legendary.

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