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What a Weekend
Chapter 11
Joshu growled, "Come now, you're not being fair! Two against one?"
Yusuke jumped as Joshu's claws came down again, "Ha! You have that demon cat with you!"
"Ah, yes." Joshu mused, "But they're so stupid, they can only count as a fourth of a creature." He looked to the demon cat.
Kurama frowned, "So you want to turn this into a five against two match?"
"What?" Yusuke shrieked, "Oh, bullshi-"
"Enough! If this is displeasing, we can find another way to work this out..."
'Okay. Room 48. Now, where's that?' Hiei continued down a hall, before coming to some stairs.
"Suichi!"
Hiei heard the voice, but didn't care who it was. 'I really don't want to be here.'
A girl ran up to Hiei, and put herself between him and the last step. "Suichi," she panted, "I've been," pant, "looking all over," pant, "for you..."
He blinked at her, and then proceeded to find a way around her.
She raised an eyebrow, "Don't you want to know why?" She slid her glasses up her nose and gave him the evil eye.
"...No"
A look of shock crossed her features, "W-what? Why not?"
Hiei squeezed around her, "Do I know you?"
"I'm Meghana Tomi. Duh!"
Hiei glared at her, "Go. away."
Meghana sighed, "Not until you answer me."
"I don't remember you asking me a question."
"Oh my GOSH! How clueless can you get?" she rolled her eyes, "Fine. Since you're a block-"
Hiei's glare became more intense, "Are you here to insult me, or do you intend to ask your question?"
She sighed, "Go out with me."
"Go out?" Hiei repeated.
"... On a date. You know, like NORMAL people!"
Hiei began to walk away again.
"Why are you walking away again?" she called after him.
"Why not?" Hiei threw back.
Joshu had an evil look on his face.
"What other way?" growled Yusuke.
Joshu grinned, "I'll give you some facts, you come to a conclusion. If you're correct, I'll switch your stupid friends back. We'll soon see who's a better detective..."
"Stupid?" Kurama questioned, highly offended.
"Like, you mean, riddles?" Yusuke spoke thoughtfully. (K: WOAH! Brain-hiccup!)
Joshu's smiled widened, "First one: You recieve a message. The message reads:
T5M5RR5W 4 W4LL ST32L TH3 CR5WN J3W3LS TH4S W4LL B3 MY GR32T3ST TR46MPH. What does the message really say?"
Kurama opened his mouth, but Joshu turned to him sharply.
"If you help him, I will make you switch bodies with a snail!"
Yusuke thought. (K: He's gunna hurt himself if he keeps this up!)
"Well...?" Joshu pressed.
Yusuke kneeled down and wrote the code in the dirt with a stick. And then looked up with a grin, "It said: Tomorrow, I will steal the crown jewels. This will be my greatest triumph." (K: Did you get it right?)
Joshu nodded and then began to search his mind for a harder one. "A woman asks you for help in finding which of her employees stole her gold bracelet. She tells you that she had already questioned all of them, but she still doesn't know who it is. When she asked Jinto, her butler, he said that Domen had stolen it. When she asked Domen, the gardener, who had done it, he said that Jinto had done it. She then asked Mayda, the maid, and she said Jinto told her that Domen had done it. Komuna, the handyman, said that he knew who did it, but did not wish to say. The woman goes on to tell you that, in all the years she had known Domen and Jinto, they had never once told the truth. So -if both Jinto or Domen are telling the lies, and Mayda and Komuna are both being truthful- who stole the bracelet?"
Okay, this one was a challange. Yusuke mumbled names under his breath. After twenty minutes, Yusuke looked up to Joshu, "It was..."
OOH! The end of chapter 11! Do you know who dun it? Review and tell me what you think. Oh! Also, I want to say a few things:
1. Sorry for not updating. I hate writers' block!
2. I burned my hand today! What is wrong with me?
3. I think I'll be fixing some typos from earlier chapters, so those might be reposted when I'm done.
4. Thank you for being such loyal readers!
Best wishes from Kritter!
