Rachel pushed Monica in the wheelchair. "Bing, we called from the cab." she said calmly.

The nurse was having a bad night. "What a funny sound. Are you the father?" the nurse asked.

"That's funny. Now please direct us to a room." said Rachel impatiently.

"Room 713 , and it's a private one." she said.

"Monica , you get a private room. You bitch." said Rachel.

"Rachel, focus," reminded Phoebe.

"But she got a private room. I even had Ross bribe them." griped Rachel.

"Let's get me to my room." screamed Monica . "Owwwwww!" she said holding her stomach.

The orderly rushed Monica upstairs. Next the guys came rushing in.

"Boy you sure took your good old damn time." said Phoebe. "Come on mister , you're having a kid." she screamed at him.

"I had to get her bag and some papers." Chandler tried to explain.

"Move it." she ordered. Chandler ran to the elevator. He walked into the room to see Monica hooked up to a fetal monitor and an iv.

"Hey there daddy." she smiled from the bed. "I guess it's time. Where is everybody?"

"Phoebe 's barking orders , Rachel is on the phone with the caterer, Ross is calling your parents, and Joey's trolling the halls for student nurses and food." Chandler said. "But I am here now and you don't have to worry.'" he said as he patted her hand. At that moment , Dr. Long appeared.

"Well Monica, you are at eight centimeters, your son is coming fast." she smiled.. "I think it's time to take you to delivery Are you ready Chandler? " she said.

"Chandler looked at Monica and smiled. She looked into his deep blue eyes and then he said, "Yes we are." Monica had tears in her eyes as she grasped his hand with the iv still in hers.

"I told you before no." screamed a nurse as Joey asked for a sponge bath.

"Joey sit!" screamed Phoebe. Rachel was engrossed in her own little conversations. "I told you before the groom is allergic to lobster. There will be no lobster. Honey, what would you like instead of the lobster?" Rachel asked Ross.

"Sweetie, my sister is upstairs giving birth , this is not the time or the place to bitch out the caterer." Ross said calmly.

"We are getting married in less than a week. Four hundred people are coming and I have a caterer who doesn't know the meaning of the word substitute , so pardon me if I am not more calmer. This is your wedding too , you know."Rachel reminded him.

"How could I not forget or if I did , how could I not be reminded of it ? You only live , breathe, and sleep this wedding. At this point, I would get on a plane , fly to Vegas and get married tonight," screamed Ross.

"You couldn't get me drunk enough." screamed Rachel. "You told me , you had your weddings , so this was mine. I am only trying to make it nice for us." whined Rachel.

David walked in with a solemn look on his face. Phoebe noticed him immediately and ran to his side.. "Honey bunch , what's wrong?" she said concerned.

"Phoebe we have to talk." he said quietly.

"Rachel for the last time, I told you this wedding nonsense is only to make the bride delirious and the groom crazy." Ross continued.

"We'll move over here.' said Phoebe taking David by the hand. She then noticed Joey talking to a student nurse. "Wow you are so hot in person, " the nurse said as she through her arms around his neck.

"Or maybe we'll just go for a walk." Phoebe said as she pulled David.

"Now Monica , I need you to push okay?" said Dr. Long. "Baby is in a good position and I think he's ready."

""Can you do that honey, are you strong enough?" asked Chandler. "Look at who I 'm asking , you used to pin down Ross at ten years old."

Monica sat up when Chandler brought the pillow up. She squeezed her face and pushed as hard as she could.

"I can't do this , I 'm tired." she said.

"Come on honey, remember Team Monica? Team Monica is getting a new player., come on." Chandler urged. "A little more."

Monica pushed a little harder.

"I can see the head." urged Dr. Long. "Here he comes Monica." she said as a red form came out of Monica.

Chandler got up and looked over. "Oh my God Monica. He's beautiful . He's the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. His hair is just like yours." he said as tears filled his eyes. Dr. Long pulled him out and the next noise that was heard was his first cry.

"Here he is, you little baby boy."Dr. Long said.

"Our little bitty Bing." said Monica. "Hi itty bitty Bing. You're on team Monica now. And Team Monica never loses." she said crying and holding her son.

"Do we have a name ?" asked Dr. Long.

Monica looked at Chandler as she held her crying little baby. "Daniel Joseph Bing." she said. "D. J. or little Joey." she smiled.

"He'll be so happy." said Chandler." I am going to get everyone and let them meet little DJ okay?" Chandler smiled. "I love you."

"So are you telling me that you have to go back to Minsk?" said Phoebe surprised.

"Yes because we had one theory left and it looks like it is going to work. But my bashinka, you will come." pleaded David.

"Your work will always come first , and I need a man who I will always come first." said Phoebe sadly. "Go back to Minsk, David." she said tearfully. "We'll always have Barbados."

Chandler arrived in the waiting room. Ross ran over holding Rachel's hand. "Well?" he asked .

"You're an uncle. She just had him 9 lbs. 12 oz. . She wants everyone to come up and meet him." Chandler said emotionally.

"Emma you have a cousin, oh and I have a niece. " said Rachel as she cried.

Joey noticed Phoebe crying in the corner. "I know Pheebs it 's great news and that 's why you're crying." he said to her.

"David's going back to Minsk." she said softly. "Now I have no one." she said bitterly. "I should go and see my new nephew , maybe that will cheer me up."

Everyone gathered around the bed as Monica held little DJ . "Everyone , I would like to introduce you to my new son. "Daniel Joseph Bing." Chandler said proudly. "DJ this is your aunts and uncles, the best friends a guy could ever have."

Little Daniel looked up at his mother and started to have a little smile.