Chapter Number One
I do not own Harry Potter, or anything else, you might think I own in here except for the plot.
"Excellent!" Ronald Weasley The First said. He had completed his Polyjuice Potion. He added every ingredient from magical stuff to other stuff. He did it just to kill time. He saw Scarface coming and he said, "Come here."
"Just a little bit more-- and there!" Ron said. He pulled Scarface's (aka Harry Potter) hair out by shaving his head using the Balding Charm from his wand. He added it all to the Potion.
"What to do, what to do." Ron pondered. Alas, his plan succeeded of picking of the Polyjuice Potion. He was about to drink it but, then, he fell asleep.
THE NEXT MORNING
The next morning, Ron had a wonderful idea. A wonderful awful idea. A wonderful awful interesting idea. A wonderful awful interesting and yet still, awful idea. This was the plan:
THE PLAN
He would kill Umbridge, but be Harry, but at the same time, be Ron. Huzzah, Ron thought, Huzzah! HUZZAH!.. Enough Huzzahing. Ok. Here we go. Wait, how would Hary not see me while I'm him, Ron thought....Closet! Ok. Bottoms up. And with that he plugged his nose, (which doesn't do anything so I wouldn't reccommend doing it because you still taste it) and drank a tad bit of the Polyjuice Potion.
