Chapter Two.
See my "I do not own Harry Potter" note at Chapter One.
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Random Flashes of Ron
"Bottoms Up"
Ron drank the Polyjuice Potion and became Harry Potter. Then he walked around and then walked into Umbridge's office.
"Do you have a reservation?" A high pitched voice squeaked.
Ron opened the door, and said as following:
"Oh yes, I do, and you do to. At the restaurant of AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
After a little echo, Umbridge looked at Ron/Harry for a while.
"Ouch! You know, that really hurt Harry....You see, next time, you have to aim for my head, or maybe, ME!"
"Damn it Dolores"
"avada Kedavra."
The expression "dead" here means, "the live being sucked out of you". Im afraid this is what happened to chubby and squeaky voice Umbridge. Actually, Im not afraid. She deserves it.
I WILL GIVE THE FIRST PERSON WHO REVIEWS AN AWARD.
