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Chapter Six : Time Travel Mistake

I hate Voldemort. I hate Voldemort. I hate Voldemort. That stupid ass. I should kill him, Harry was thinking, He takes over Defense Against The Dark Arts. I would make a separate class for Defense Against the Dark Arts, but this is A.U., and plus I can't because Umbridge is dead. I just want to make this story that I don't know I'm in angsty. And maybe if somebody read Time Travel, they would read it. But, I'm pretty sure I'm not in any story…like Fanfiction….

« This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end »

END OF HARRY'S STRANGE THOUGHTS

After the many bombings after going back in time, he was in a new Hogwarts made since the time you read the past chapter. Harry pranced around like an idiot looking for Hermione with the Time-Turner which she shouldn't have because in the third year she quit Divination, but she didn't in this case because this is A.U.

« Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah »

He pranced around and walked up into the girl's dormintory, but was stopped by a bunch of preps who screamed and giggled frantically.

« There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest »

« HERMIONE ! I NEED YOU FOR A SECOND » Harry yelled« HELLO »

Hermione came nerdily down the stairs.

« Whaddya want »

« Time Tur- I mean would you like to have some tea and cookies with Ron and I »

« Sure. » Hermione winked. For some reason she was moving her robes up.

« Oh yes and bring nothing that goes back in time. You know, like the Time-Turner you don't have. »

« Right. Let's go. »

« No. God. » Harry was stressed out. Poor guy. «Get the goddamn Time-Turner Hermione. »

« Ok Mr. Grumpy Frumpy. Turn that frown upside down. And let's go back in—I mean go get some tea and cookies. »

« The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you »

«Hermione. Just get the lollipops, bubble gum, and she hates cinnimin sticks, did I spell that correctly ? oh well, and Spohie is just crazy about popcorn. She could eat popcorn all day and all the time ecspecially when we go on a time travelling trip. Ok ? Just go get it. » Hermione was staring at Harry. What were these profanity subsitutes he was using to blackmail Hermione Granger into going back in time to kill their Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher.

« C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah »

She did it anyway.

She got the time turner, gave it to Harry, and then yelled« RON ! LETS GO GET SOME ECLAIRS THAT YOU HATE BECAUSE THIS IS A.U »

« OK »

« I CLAIM TICKLING THE PEAR WE DON'T KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TICKLE BECAUSE THIS IS A.U »

« OK »

Ron came zipping up his pants and buttoning his shirt quickly, as though he had just done something supisiously having to do with his pants and shirt. Harry put the golden necklace around his neck, and then menacing gangstas came up saying it was a medallion and tried to steal it but he went back in time.

MEANWHILE, IN 1945…

Harry was at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore was still alive. And so was Hagrid, and Voldemort, and Hagrid's satanic pets.

« Check this out Tommy » Hagrid said, Harry saw, seeing Hagrid run up the hall« I have a Flesh-Eating Bacteria that grows up to be a Snickledore and then a Hugglenuggleshockbeeniebobopittledittlenittleshitface ! Isn't Wizarding Pokemon fun »

« It's just a blast. Ok ? So, I have to go do some dark evil stuff like frame you saying your little creature opened the Chamber of Secrets. Ok »

Harry didn't feel like hesitating.

«Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill »

« AVADA KEDAVRA »

Then Voldemort died.

After the words, Harry was about to go forward in time, but figured he couldn't and then died because he was related to Voldemort rather strangely.

« This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end »

This is the end. Of this chapter. Hehehe. Suckers. Hey Ryan.

Next chapter : Chapter Seven. Fear of the (Try to guess what it is hohoho. Im laughing you damn pervs.)

MOM has new fear instead of Voldemort, now that he is dead.

MOM has a new Sirius Black, now that Harry is dead, and couldn't stop Ron from killing Voldemort.

MOM enhances security for Azkaban.

MOM sends out hit men to look for Ron.

MOM, MOM, MOM, it's all about MOM !

And no it is not fear of the MOM.