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Chapter Six : Time Travel Mistake
I hate Voldemort. I hate Voldemort. I hate Voldemort. That stupid ass. I should kill him, Harry was thinking, He takes over Defense Against The Dark Arts. I would make a separate class for Defense Against the Dark Arts, but this is A.U., and plus I can't because Umbridge is dead. I just want to make this story that I don't know I'm in angsty. And maybe if somebody read Time Travel, they would read it. But, I'm pretty sure I'm not in any story…like Fanfiction….
« This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end »
END OF HARRY'S STRANGE THOUGHTS
After the many bombings after going back in time, he was in a new Hogwarts made since the time you read the past chapter. Harry pranced around like an idiot looking for Hermione with the Time-Turner which she shouldn't have because in the third year she quit Divination, but she didn't in this case because this is A.U.
« Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the endI'll never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land
Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah »
He pranced around and walked up into the girl's dormintory, but was stopped by a bunch of preps who screamed and giggled frantically.
« There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest »
« HERMIONE ! I NEED YOU FOR A SECOND » Harry yelled« HELLO »
Hermione came nerdily down the stairs.
« Whaddya want »
« Time Tur- I mean would you like to have some tea and cookies with Ron and I »
« Sure. » Hermione winked. For some reason she was moving her robes up.
« Oh yes and bring nothing that goes back in time. You know, like the Time-Turner you don't have. »
« Right. Let's go. »
« No. God. » Harry was stressed out. Poor guy. «Get the goddamn Time-Turner Hermione. »
« Ok Mr. Grumpy Frumpy. Turn that frown upside down. And let's go back in—I mean go get some tea and cookies. »
« The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you »
«Hermione. Just get the lollipops, bubble gum, and she hates cinnimin sticks, did I spell that correctly ? oh well, and Spohie is just crazy about popcorn. She could eat popcorn all day and all the time ecspecially when we go on a time travelling trip. Ok ? Just go get it. » Hermione was staring at Harry. What were these profanity subsitutes he was using to blackmail Hermione Granger into going back in time to kill their Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher.
« C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah »She did it anyway.
She got the time turner, gave it to Harry, and then yelled« RON ! LETS GO GET SOME ECLAIRS THAT YOU HATE BECAUSE THIS IS A.U »
« OK »
« I CLAIM TICKLING THE PEAR WE DON'T KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TICKLE BECAUSE THIS IS A.U »
« OK »
Ron came zipping up his pants and buttoning his shirt quickly, as though he had just done something supisiously having to do with his pants and shirt. Harry put the golden necklace around his neck, and then menacing gangstas came up saying it was a medallion and tried to steal it but he went back in time.
MEANWHILE, IN 1945…
Harry was at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore was still alive. And so was Hagrid, and Voldemort, and Hagrid's satanic pets.
« Check this out Tommy » Hagrid said, Harry saw, seeing Hagrid run up the hall« I have a Flesh-Eating Bacteria that grows up to be a Snickledore and then a Hugglenuggleshockbeeniebobopittledittlenittleshitface ! Isn't Wizarding Pokemon fun »
« It's just a blast. Ok ? So, I have to go do some dark evil stuff like frame you saying your little creature opened the Chamber of Secrets. Ok »
Harry didn't feel like hesitating.
«Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill »
« AVADA KEDAVRA »
Then Voldemort died.
After the words, Harry was about to go forward in time, but figured he couldn't and then died because he was related to Voldemort rather strangely.
« This is the end
Beautiful friendThis is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end »
This is the end. Of this chapter. Hehehe. Suckers. Hey Ryan.
Next chapter : Chapter Seven. Fear of the (Try to guess what it is hohoho. Im laughing you damn pervs.)
MOM has new fear instead of Voldemort, now that he is dead.
MOM has a new Sirius Black, now that Harry is dead, and couldn't stop Ron from killing Voldemort.
MOM enhances security for Azkaban.
MOM sends out hit men to look for Ron.
MOM, MOM, MOM, it's all about MOM !
And no it is not fear of the MOM.
