Akatsuki Band
by nironosan, edited by Aishiteru Koinu
Disclaimer: Niroki nor myself doesn't own Naruto, but we really wish we did so that way we could make Naruto and Sasuke fuck each other in almost every episode! Viva la yaoi!
Note: This song/fic based on Eminem, "My band," was though out and is credited toward Niroki-chan, whom did an excellent job on creating a Naruto rap song with lost of humor in it! Yokudekimashita, Niroki-chan! Kitsuko-chan wa Niroki-chan no tomodachi desu!
Itachi
I don't know dude
I think everyone's all scared and shit.
cause I'm like the mass killer of my clan dude
And I think, eveyone's got it in for me dude,
And they can go deepthroat a kunai or somethin'
Because...
People don't even wanna stare at my eye,
but then they're on me like they don't wanna die,
the lines on my face make me look like I'm high,
Sasuke gives me such unbrotherly vibes.
So I'm in the village right?
grab my knife,
Walk up to these kids then I'm all like
"'Sup, kiddies, my names Itachi,
I'm the ring leader in the gang Akatsuki."
They're all like "Oh my god it's him!"
"Kei, oh my fucking god it's him!"
"I swear to fuckin god man, I won't tell a soul,
just please, please, please don't cut my- (slice)
Sasuke
These chicks don't even know the name of my clan,
But then they're on me like they're my rabid fans,
Cause once I grow up then I know I'm a man,
girls linin' up to reimberse my clan.
They say little boys take after their bro's
'the fuck with this statis, nobody knows
I wanna let the world know Sasuke raps,
I should cut Itachi's throat when he's takin a nap.
Kabuto
Takin concoctions that'll make your skin rot,
not knowin' wether it's defective or not,
When all else fails I'll just prescibe you some pot,
I'm what some "doctors" may consider a crock.
Goddamit, I'm sick of the Leaf,
Everyone's gay an' all touchy feely
I'm sick of kids, puttin' shit in my tea,
Worse of all's Naruto's ADHD
Chuunin exams? I was a spy
Sound takeover? I was a spy
For the media, got some suggestions,
"Fuck Uzumaki, ask me a question!"
like "who is Kabuto? How it all started?"
Girl: "but what about Naruto?"
"What the hell are you, retarded?"
(Owari?)
I'm sure that Niroki hopes that you all loved it and were on the vurge of tears in a fit of laughter (at least I hope so because I couldn't stop fucking laughing). Hopefully I'll be able to figure out great lyrics like that for that Michael Jackson son that Eminem did as well. Now that would be funny... yet I think it would be disturbing too... hmmm.. :contemplates: ... I think it would be kind of a ItaSasu sort of song/fic, but oh well! Like there isn't enough incest and yaoi in the world as there already is now, swarming like a forest fire desease! We both hope to see many reviews and hear your comments on what you though of it, too! No put-downs, or we'll resort to violent intensions! (which I hope doesn't come to that)
Ja ne!
