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I don't own the song "10 Cents a Dance" By: Ruth Etting. (bold)
I don't own the song "Love Me or Leave Me" By: Ruth Etting. (italic)
I don't own the song "This is the End" By: The Doors.
I don't own the phrase "Drunken Lullabies" (which is Flogging Molly's I think.)
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Chapter 8: The Night Bus
and... action!
Hermione thought how cool Ron used to be, until he turned into Hobo Weasley. With the orange hair down to his shoulders and the beard growing down to dragging-on-the-ground-five-feet-behind stage, he was just Mr. Hobo Hairy. I mean..he's not Harry Potter, but if he was people at school would call him Hairy Potter. Poor kid. Hermione had to save him, going back in time for the thousandth time.
" Ten cents a dance, that's what they pay me
Gosh, how they weigh me down
Ten cents a dance, pansies and rough guys
Tough guys who tear my gown"
Hermione then thought about how cool Harry used to be. But no, he had to go kill himself.. and the entire heritage of Voldemort down to now. Here was the plan:
Save Harry and end up resurrecting Voldemort.
Get to Ron, get him out of Jail.
Take the Night Bus back to Hogwarts.
(Yes, Night Bus. It's A.U)
Perfect.
She put the golden necklace on and her hands crept to the end. The object on the end was night the time turner, it was a medallion.
She put the time turner on as well, but ended up severly cutting her veins wide open to let blood pour through. She was extremely sensitive. She didn't care. Only a little cut.
She went back in time.
"
Seven to midnight I hear drums
Loudly the saxophone blows
Trumpets are tearing my eardrums
Customers crush my toes"
She was in 1944.
The time was 4:56 p.m
She was in Hogwarts.
She saw Harry.
She saw Hagrid.
She saw Voldy.
"This is the End" By the Doors was playing somewhere.
then came
"kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill"
Harry didn't hesitate.
"AVADA K-"
Hermione watched. and watched. then, in slooooooow motion she ran to stop Harry.
She jumped in mid air.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She tackled Harry.
Hagrid and Voldy were silently staring at them.
They walked away.
Harry and Hermione went foward in time.
Simple enough.
"Sometimes I think I've found my hero
But it's a queer romance
All that you need is a ticket
Come on, big boy, ten cents a dance! "
Hermione was still in Hogwarts.
It was 1997, and she ran to Azkaban by way of Hogsmeade.
She and Harry ran untill their hearts gave out...nearly...
She saw cheermentors and dementors everywhere.
"Harry, I think you should stay here. Don't try to do that "hero thing". Now I'm going to go save Ron, and avoid
the dementors. Wish me Luck."
"Bye"
"Good bye. I hope I see you once again fair friend" said Hermione in a manly voice. She put mud on herself.
"I shall use my non heroistic technique."
"Righto man..Righto"
As she left he began to sing a drunken lullaby.
" This affair is killin' me
I can't stand uncertainly
Tell me now I've got to know
Whether you want me to stay or to go"
Hermione put on a dramatic act, and got out of it quickly, being scared by the dementors and all..
She ran toward Ron's cabin.
He was giggling franticly for no certain reason at all.
Hermione didn't hesitate.
"ALOHOMORA!"
The cage opened.
"FREE!"
"Indeed. We all see the hero of this quagmire."
"Me!"
"Yes..me..." said Hermione conceitedly looking at her fingernails.
She grabbed Ron and they both ran with Harry to the nearest corner.
Soon the Night Bus came, strangely, like Hermione's plan.
Easy as pie.
"Love me or leave me
Or let me be lonely
You won't believe me, I love you only
I'd rather be lonely
Then happy with someone else
You might find the night time
The right time for kissin'
But night time is my time
For just reminiscin'
Regrettin' instead of forgettin'
With somebody else"
She and Harry and Ron shared a bed with a fat man.
The beds weren't hammered to the ground, so they were flying everywhere.
Harry and Ron started having a conversation with Ernie, Stan and the Shrunken Head.
"So..did you hear anything more about House-Elf sightings? Our buddy here just got out of Azkaban, and his roommate was one."
"Disgusting creatures" Ron said.
"You just got outta 'zkaban?"
"Jah!" Ron said.
"You killed a man!" said Ernie.
"Woman"
"Still!"
"Ernie!" said the Shrunken Head. "Turn around man!"
"We're nearly at Hog Warts Hog Warts Hoggy Hoggy Warts Warts"
"Oh crap man!" said the Shrunken Head.
"STUPEFY!" yelled Ernie.
"AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Harry yelled.
Hermione was tired. She had enough resurrecting and saving for the day.
They suddenly hit a gigantic what looked like a fox in the road.
Then they got to Hogwarts, and Harry went with the Ministry for questioning.
He was then lynched.
Not as easy...
"There'll be no one
Unless that someone is you
I intend to be independently blue
I want your love
But I don't want to borrow
To have it today to give it back tomorrow
For your love is my love
There's no love for nobody else"
Oh Im waiting for more reviewers...
