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I don't own "We're Going To Be Friends" By The White Stripes.
I do not own Naked Ned.
Chapter 11: Her Parents Must Be So Proud.
Hermione had her wand "at the ready". She was Azkaban, and about to save Harry. She went to the first cabin.
"Harry get out." People could tell Hermione was having her period.
"Ok"
"I can't"
"How?"
"The Workers"
"Huh?"
"They'll see me!"
"Goddamn it Harry get out!"
"Hey" Harry whistled. "Take 5"
"Righto"
"Righto"
"Righto" Harry said.
He climbed out.
Simple enough.
They were in the Past Zone.
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do...
It was nighttime. Hermione saw Hermione, and Harry, and Ron and Ron. Harry saw Hairy Harry and Naked Ned. They were both nude.
"dubbadubadubbaudbuab!"
"uuuhh-"
"Come on buddy!" Hermione said. She grabbed Ron and they went ahead in time.
They make it sound so easy. But it's not.
"NEVER EVER KILL YOURSELF AGAIN DO YOU UNDERSTAND! IF I HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME AND SAVE YOUR LIFE AGAIN...(Hermione remembered the past chapter) I WILL NOT SAVE YOUR LIFE! I WILL KILL YA!" Hermione went mad and ran away naked.
"
fall is here, hear the yell
back to school, ring the bell
brand new shoes, walking blues
climb the fence, book and pens
i can tell that we are gonna be friends
"
"LEEEKO LEEKO LEEEKO!"
She dumped a bottle of ketchup on his face.
"NICKY NICKY NANANANANANANA!"
She ran through the Great Hall. Naked. No, you don't understand...she was mad.
It all ended she was sent back to her common room. She was on fire when she entered. Her long bushy hair was down, and she was still naked. No, wait, She was actually on fire! She didn't seem to notice though. Oh well. She took a shower.
"
walk with me, suzy lee
through the park, by the tree
we will rest upon the ground
and look at all the bugs we've found
then safely walk to school
without a sound
"
"I'm hungry. Come on"
"Where are we going?" Ron asked.
Hermione was still naked for some reason. And The shower didn't stop the fire.
"It's where Umbridge had a reservation."
"The restaurant of Avada Kedavra?"
"WATCH OUT RON! YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!"
sonofahumberahummuhmmm
"Yes."
"!"
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"!" Harry suddenly appeared.
":("
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":0!"
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"It looks like your holding him!"
"!ohno!"
"it does"
"Intentionally"
"Ah! Im coming! I know a couple thousand dating songs."
"Fine...Just...Float your boat ok Harry?"
"Quoiever"
"Looks like your kissing him too!"
"shut up"
"
well here we are, no one else
we walked to school all by ourselves
there's dirt on our uniforms
from chasing all the ants and worms
we clean up and now it's time to learn
"
Later, at the restaurant of Ava-nevermind...Im not even going to touch that one...
"Hello Madame, do you have a- OH MY GOD YOUR NAKED!"
"Yes I do, I name is Delores Jane Umbridge"
"Continue."
The large restaurant was full of rich snobs and the Ministry of Magic personnel and both.
Hermione looked around. She saw a little girl with her mother and father.
"I suggest adding a little AVADA KEDAVRA!"
Suddenly everyone held out their wands..it was like the mafia...only..magical...
Hermione's naked flesh and bones crawled onto a stage that was at the front of restaurant.
"Hey everybody." She was holding up a microphone and a spotlight was on her. "Ever heard the one about the octopus and the AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"Anyway, the tagline is AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"And then I said, "AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA!
"
numbers, letters, learn to spell
nouns, and books, and show and tell
at playtime we will throw the ball
back to class, through the hall
teacher marks our height against the wall
" AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA!"
After everybody in the building was dead, she said,
"Cm'on Harry, Ron"
Silence. 24 people were just murdered because of her. Including Harry and Ron.
Shit.
"
and we don't notice any time pass
we don't notice anything
we sit side by side in every class
teacher thinks that i sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
tonight i'll dream while i'm in bed
when sill thoughts go through my head
about the bugs and alphabet
and when i wake tomorrow i'll bet
that you and i will walk together again
cause i can tell that we
are going to be friends
"
What is this, Chapter 11?
