I do not own Flogging Molly, or their song, such as "The Wanderlust"
I do not own Dennis Casey...unfortunately...
I do not own Homestar Runner...or any of the characters, who Ryan asked if Homestar was retarted. CURSES!
I do not own "Big Spender" By: Peggy Lee. (it's hers)
Thank you 3 reviewers and 4 reviews!
Goofs I have made:
1. Harry was lynched. Then he was alive. Ohmygod! I should change it right now, I am sorry, me no feeling currently good, I am under the weather with a strange disease called: Sarcasm! Ooh Burn!
2. I remember there was another, if you review me it might help...
3. Ron should be arrested already for killing Umbridge. This chapter will help on that.
Chapter 12: Intermission
Ok...Um...This is the Intermission part of the story. It's only long enough for someone to take a piss. Or get a coke. So, you better hurry before there are a bunch of people in the bathroom and you end up giving the money to another man! And then they set you up to write a paying Fanfiction GO! QUICK! THEY ARE COMING!
I'm not kidding. Go. It's Intermission. If you want I'll bring Harry out onto the stage to sing another song while your gone.
"YES YES YES!"
Ok...
Harry comes onto the stage.
"Hey," says Harry, clearing his throat gingerly, which is kind of hard.
"Ok. Here I go:
Chorus
Do you still walk the streets at night?
With the wandlust you fight
Back to the corner where we went our
seperate ways
Well I'd love to photograph your hand
Then shake it for a while
Cause you learn so much about someone
A brother or a swine
The veins that plough beneath your path
With so many tales to tell
A picture out of focus
In a frame where no one cares
Calm the ocean breeze
Quiet the raging sea
This stormy ship we sail
Is a bottle filled with rage
Chorus
Well we walked upon the railroad
Cause the train no longer ran
Where we caught a glimpse of all we missed
From the stars that filled our eyes
With a dollar in your only coat
And a fireball in your hand
You set your sails for better days
Down in South Australia
Dark though it has been
Your old spirit still shines within
These last thirteen years depraved
Of us anything that's worth sayin'
Chorus
So raise a cheer to those forgotten years
Back to the corner where wew went our
seperate ways
Now the carnival is goin' home
The ferris wheel is spent
For those rovin' years of endless jeers
Have dried all that was left
Calm the ocean breeze
Quiet the raging sea
This stormy ship we sail
Is a bottle filled with rage
Chorus"
Harry thexcuse me...Harry (who is dead in this play..fanfiction...thingy) then continued to sing, but suddenly Dennis Casey came out and did a guitar solo!
YAY!
After this moment, TheBlackKeys died of touching Dennis Casey's Billy Wilder hat too much. I am TheOrangeButtons, and this is Muggle News For Wizards Submitted Through Fanfiction. Yes, it is true. I killed TheBlackKeys. I set him up to write this Fanfiction. I
But suddenly TheBlackKeys ressurrected and the police took TheOrangeButtons away...
Poor Girl.. Not really. She set him up.
"YOU SET ME UP! YOU SET ME UP! The Cheattell him that she set you ohh.Nevermind..."
Soon, Dennis Casey left, and TheBlackKeys yelled. For no pecticular reason. Then Miss Naked came up herself during the intermission of the Fanfiction play and did a talent preformence herself.
"Ok. I am about to sing "Big Spender" By: Peggy Lee. There are only women in here, and I am extremley homophobic and STUPID!This indeed will be embarrassing, but, hey, I am about to show off how stupid homophobic people are. Not really.
"
The minute you walked in the joint.
I could see you were a man of destinction
a real big spender
Good lookin
so refined
say wouldn't you like to know whats goin on in my mind?
so let me get to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey big spender
Spend a little time with me
Wouldn't you like to have fun fun fun
How's about a few laughs laughs laughs
I can show you a good time
Let me show you a good time
The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you werea man of destinction
a real big spender
Good lookin
so refined
say wouldn't you like to know whats goin on in my mind?
so let me get to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey big spender
Hey big spender
Hey big spender
Spend a little time with me"
Yeah!
Then Hermione passed out on stage and was soon dragged off.
Ron then came up, and sang his own song.
"OoohThe wheels on the bus go round and round round and round, round and round the wheels on the bus go round and ro"
But before he could finish, the Ministry of Magic hauled the Back Stabbing Cold Blooded Imposter Gangsta back to Azkaban.
Then the play started up again...
Just a reminderIntermissions are usually more than half way through a play.
OH NO!
