I do not own Flogging Molly, or their song, such as "The Wanderlust"

I do not own Dennis Casey...unfortunately...

I do not own Homestar Runner...or any of the characters, who Ryan asked if Homestar was retarted. CURSES!

I do not own "Big Spender" By: Peggy Lee. (it's hers)

Thank you 3 reviewers and 4 reviews!

Goofs I have made:

1. Harry was lynched. Then he was alive. Ohmygod! I should change it right now, I am sorry, me no feeling currently good, I am under the weather with a strange disease called: Sarcasm! Ooh Burn!

2. I remember there was another, if you review me it might help...

3. Ron should be arrested already for killing Umbridge. This chapter will help on that.

Chapter 12: Intermission

Ok...Um...This is the Intermission part of the story. It's only long enough for someone to take a piss. Or get a coke. So, you better hurry before there are a bunch of people in the bathroom and you end up giving the money to another man! And then they set you up to write a paying Fanfiction GO! QUICK! THEY ARE COMING!

I'm not kidding. Go. It's Intermission. If you want I'll bring Harry out onto the stage to sing another song while your gone.

"YES YES YES!"

Ok...

Harry comes onto the stage.

"Hey," says Harry, clearing his throat gingerly, which is kind of hard.

"Ok. Here I go:

Chorus

Do you still walk the streets at night?

With the wandlust you fight

Back to the corner where we went our

seperate ways

Well I'd love to photograph your hand

Then shake it for a while

Cause you learn so much about someone

A brother or a swine

The veins that plough beneath your path

With so many tales to tell

A picture out of focus

In a frame where no one cares

Calm the ocean breeze

Quiet the raging sea

This stormy ship we sail

Is a bottle filled with rage

Chorus

Well we walked upon the railroad

Cause the train no longer ran

Where we caught a glimpse of all we missed

From the stars that filled our eyes

With a dollar in your only coat

And a fireball in your hand

You set your sails for better days

Down in South Australia

Dark though it has been

Your old spirit still shines within

These last thirteen years depraved

Of us anything that's worth sayin'

Chorus

So raise a cheer to those forgotten years

Back to the corner where wew went our

seperate ways

Now the carnival is goin' home

The ferris wheel is spent

For those rovin' years of endless jeers

Have dried all that was left

Calm the ocean breeze

Quiet the raging sea

This stormy ship we sail

Is a bottle filled with rage

Chorus"

Harry thexcuse me...Harry (who is dead in this play..fanfiction...thingy) then continued to sing, but suddenly Dennis Casey came out and did a guitar solo!

YAY!

After this moment, TheBlackKeys died of touching Dennis Casey's Billy Wilder hat too much. I am TheOrangeButtons, and this is Muggle News For Wizards Submitted Through Fanfiction. Yes, it is true. I killed TheBlackKeys. I set him up to write this Fanfiction. I

But suddenly TheBlackKeys ressurrected and the police took TheOrangeButtons away...

Poor Girl.. Not really. She set him up.

"YOU SET ME UP! YOU SET ME UP! The Cheattell him that she set you ohh.Nevermind..."

Soon, Dennis Casey left, and TheBlackKeys yelled. For no pecticular reason. Then Miss Naked came up herself during the intermission of the Fanfiction play and did a talent preformence herself.

"Ok. I am about to sing "Big Spender" By: Peggy Lee. There are only women in here, and I am extremley homophobic and STUPID!This indeed will be embarrassing, but, hey, I am about to show off how stupid homophobic people are. Not really.

"

The minute you walked in the joint.

I could see you were a man of destinction

a real big spender

Good lookin

so refined

say wouldn't you like to know whats goin on in my mind?

so let me get to the point

I don't pop my cork for every guy I see

Hey big spender

Spend a little time with me

Wouldn't you like to have fun fun fun

How's about a few laughs laughs laughs

I can show you a good time

Let me show you a good time

The minute you walked in the joint,

I could see you werea man of destinction

a real big spender

Good lookin

so refined

say wouldn't you like to know whats goin on in my mind?

so let me get to the point

I don't pop my cork for every guy I see

Hey big spender

Hey big spender

Hey big spender

Spend a little time with me"

Yeah!

Then Hermione passed out on stage and was soon dragged off.

Ron then came up, and sang his own song.

"OoohThe wheels on the bus go round and round round and round, round and round the wheels on the bus go round and ro"

But before he could finish, the Ministry of Magic hauled the Back Stabbing Cold Blooded Imposter Gangsta back to Azkaban.

Then the play started up again...

Just a reminderIntermissions are usually more than half way through a play.

OH NO!