It was another day in the base. As usual everyone was trying to avoid working. In the corner Roy, Breda, and Havoc were getting drunk.

"Ah man this is soooooo goooooood." Roy slurred. Breda passed out.

"Yeah I know." Havoc drunkenly said.

"What's going on in here?!" Hawkeye demanded.

"Oops, we're caught." Roy passed out.

"Getting drunk? Of all the irresponsible…" she sniffs the bottle. "This is water."

"That's what you think lady." Havoc passes out too.

"They were getting drunk, on water." She looks at Farman. He shrugs.

"They cut the budget so we couldn't afford real beer." He takes a sip of coffee. "So, I put some water in a beer bottle and told them it was beer."

"It's a clear bottle, they should have noticed." He shrugs.

"They aren't really observant." Ed runs into the room, grabs Roy and runs out. He pokes his head into the room.

"We were scheduled for a story in the humor/angst section."

"That isn't possible."

"Due the growing amount of Fangirls, it is." Fury runs in and grabs Havoc.

"We were scheduled for a drabble fic." He runs out. Hawkeye and Farman look at Breda.

"Ever notice how Breda never gets paired up with anyone?" Farman said.

"It's understandable, but he must get lonely." Hawkeye sighs.

"How about a Hawkeye/Breda fic?" she cringes.

"No way." She grins. "How about a Farman/Breda?"

"No." a giant hand comes out of nowhere and grabs Breda and goes for Farman. "No! I won't succumb to your sick fangirl wishes!" he gets dragged off.

"I lose more employees that way." She sighs. A random girl runs in. "Who are you?"

"Call me," shifty eyes. "J-girl." She turns around. "Where's Roy?"

"Ed dragged his drunken self off to the humor/angst section." She snaps her fingers and scoffs.

"Darn missed him."

"Why do you want to know?"

"We were destined to be!"

"Are you a Mary-Sue?"

"What?! No!" she screamed.

"A fangirl?"

"Nope, random torturer."

"Oh, you are a Fangirl." Al bursts in the room.

"There you are!" he grabs her arm.

"You have to go back to the random person's port."

"Random person's port?"

"You know, where random people for all fanfics come from?"

"Hey I'm not just random!" she scoffs "I'm crazy." Chucks burrito at Al and runs.

"Not again," Al sighs. "Oh crud, she's heading for the drama section!" runs after her.

"Never a dull day," Hawkeye sighs. Shifty eyes. "Why not? I know how to turn this frown upside-down." She grins, reaches under the couch to get, tequila!