It was an eerily silent day at Chuck E Cheese, wait, what? What's going on here? "We're on vacation you loony." Roy said lying in a pool of balls Breda is diving in, in the background and hitting his head on the rail.
"Since when are you on vacation?"
"Since now."
"Fine."
"Why here?" Ed asked ticked off.
"But Niisan, it'll be fun!" Al exclaimed.
"We could be vacationing on a beach or on the slopes, or…" he was cut out by a mallet colliding with his skull.
"Sorry!" Havoc shouted running over. "Darn whack-a-mole game." He takes the mallet and runs off.
"Come on Niisan!" Al exclaimed going in the direction of the kiddy playground. "Niisan?" Ed was stomping off angrily in the direction of the restrooms. "Ok you do that." Al happily skips on toward the playground.
In another area…
"Curse you rodents!" Havoc yelled trying frantically to whack the moles, which is the point.
"Maybe you should just leave the moles be sir, you're scaring the children." Fury suggested inching away from the crying kids.
"Never!" he screamed eyes ablaze and veins bursting.
"Ok," he shrugged backing away from the lunatic.
In another area…
"This is the life," Mustang sighed basking in a pool of his awesomeness, which also contained a million plastic balls.
"Hey mister, you're taking up most of the room in the pool, give us a chance." A random kid said all whiney like.
"Sorry kid, this is my pool of plastic playthings, go away."
"It's our turn!"
"Go away!"
"You're too old for this anyway."
"What was that?" Mustang's hand went into his pocket for his gloves, eyes blazing in the scorn of a person that has had a midlife crisis …
In another area…
"Weee!" Al yelled as he slid down the slide taking out five kids. "Sorry!" he climbed up the already broken plastic play place breaking it even more.
In another area…
"Stupid kid place." Ed muttered in the bathroom. "Don't know why I'm here."
"Me either." Envy muttered.
"Why are you here?" Ed asked.
"I have no idea." He groaned. "Wanna get some pizza?"
"Sure, why not."
In another area…
"Sir, you're terrifying the poor children." Fury pleaded.
"Must kill mole!" Havoc yelled.
"Don't kill the mole mister!" a girl cried. She grabbed a sign. "Go down animal abuser!" she shouted. "Down with that guy!" pretty soon she had a riot of kids on her side.
"Mommy," Fury whimpered. Havoc continued his mission.
In another area…
"No!" Roy shouted as the kids turned the pool of balls over with him in it. He had already burned off a few tables and taken out a waitress or whatever they have there. He was trapped, unless…
In another area…
"My pizza!" Ed and Envy shouted as they got high on pizza. They nabbed all of the pizza and were holding it hostage.
"Niisan, be reasonable." Al pleaded leaving the play area. He was trying to stop them before the Chuck E Cheese cops came, and you don't want that to happen.
"Never!" BOOM! An explosion was heard.
"You'll never take me alive!" Mustang yelled at the top of his lungs. He had sparked the balls and they had blown up.
"Sir get away from there," Fury suggested, but Havoc was already picking the contraption up and hurling it at the kids.
"Evil!" he shouted.
"Weee!" Hues yelled playing a game of skeeball, one hit Breda in the head and he had thus been knocked out again. Farman was in the corner playing one of those wavebike-thing games.
"Whoo-hoo!" He whooped.
"We're going to get sued aren't we?" Breda asked coming back to consciousness.
"Yup." Fury answered.
At the end of the day the total number of people each managed to take out was,
Al- 13 kids, 1 adult, Weird bird costume lady, play-place
Havoc- 5 kids and one coin dealer
Mustang- one waitress, 2 kids, weird purple costume thing, 6 tables
Fury- 0
Breda- Himself
Hues- Breda, Dog costume thing
Farman- just freaked a few people out and gave the Italian costume guy a stroke
Ed and Envy- Ripped of Chuck E Cheese's hand to get some pizza and 9 unnamed
People.
Hawkeye- The whole FMA crew when she saw the amount they were getting sued for and all of the paperwork.
