Episode 5: Popple goes the Birdo
Peach: Do you think that this Sneaky Parasol would let me escape again?
Twink: You'll never know Princess! Maybe it'll not work.
Peach: That's what I'm afraid of.
(Goes outside and the guard is sleeping)
Guard: Zzzzz…
Twink: (whispering) Try it out again, Princess!
(Peach uses the Sneaky Parasol and turns into a Dark Koopatrol.)
Peach: I just need to sneak out of here. I don't need to give any information to Mario!
Twink: Just go! I'll be with you!
Peach: Fine!
(Goes to the entrance of the castle and sees Kamek)
Kamek: THERE YOU ARE, Koopatrol!
Peach: Gasp!
Kamek: I was looking for a guard to go and get someone! Plus, he's late!
Peach: (deep voice) Roger, Kamek!
(Goes to find the other guard but finds the guard sleeping; Peach changes back and changes to that sleeping guard then goes to Kamek)
Kamek: Ah! You're here! Make sure you stay here, you lazy guard!
Peach: (another deep voice) Okey dokey!
Kamek: Good!
(Peach looks at Kamek as he walks away)
Peach: (her own voice) Whew!
Kamek: (sniffs) What's that smell? (Sniffs again) That's woman's perfume. (Stares at Peach) Hmm…you're not a guard! HOCUS POCUS!
(The Sneaky Parasol broke; Peach is revealed)
Kamek: AH! It's Peach! Guards! Take her away!
Peach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Twink: (thinking) She was right! It didn't work again.
Narrator: Last time, our heroes defeated Wario and Waluigi from many different things like Mucha Lucha and Yu-Gi-Oh (which was PA-THE-TIC!)! And now they head for the end of the Forever Forest (which was not Forever) and find our heroes with a situation that can be out of gas!
Mario: My Red Fire is out of gas!
Luigi: I should have brought the Green Fire with us just in case of an emergency!
Mario: Not only that, my car is damaged. Do you have a Triple Mushroom Card on you?
Luigi: Yes, but I don't have a cell phone on me.
Narrator: If nobody knows about cars, Triple Mushroom is like AAA (Triple A) for karts instead of cars! It helps you when the car is not starting or something else. Plus, the author does not know about cars that much anyway. : D
The Author: HEY! Don't put it on this episode!
Narrator: Oops! Sorry about that! Anyway, now we came across with Popple the thief.
Popple: The Mario Bros are coming, Rookie!
Rookie: Ok! I'll get them!
Popple: NO! We must get them together!
Rookie: Ok, boss!
(Popple goes away)
Rookie: YOU reading the story, don't tell Mario and Luigi who I am! If you do, you'll be in big trouble! (And i do mean TROUBLE!)
(Popple comes)
Popple: And WHO are you talking to, Rookie?
Rookie: Umm…nobody?
Popple: We have to get them now!
(Mario and Luigi are in front of them)
Mario: We are right here, Popple!
Popple: D'oh!
Rookie: How did you two get here so quickly?
Mario: We heard you a mile away!
Luigi: Anyway, we needed another action scene to warm-up still for Bowser!
Mario: And speaking about Bowser, are you working for him?
Popple: I WORK FOR NO ONE! Now, let's Battle! Birdo! I choose you!
(Birdo comes out)
Birdo: Birdo!
Mario: Yoshi! I choose you!
(Yoshi comes out)
Yoshi: Yoshiiii!
Mario: Alright, Yoshi! Gulp Attack!
Yoshi: Yoshi! Yum!
Popple: Birdo! Softboiled!
(Birdo doesn't listen, in love with Popple)
Narrator: First Yu-Gi-Oh, then Mucha Lucha, NOW POKéMON?
The Author: I can't help that! This is a story for crying out loud! Back to the story now!
Rookie: Uh…oh!
Popple: Birdo! Stop looking at me! GO ATTACK!
Birdo: But…(crying) BUT…
Yoshi: Yoshi?
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Huh?
Narrator: Huh?
The Author: Well, that's how I made it! (He he!)
Popple: I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!
(Birdo's shocked, then mad!)
Birdo: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Yoshi: Yo…shi…
Mario: She's gonna blow!
Luigi: RUN FOR COVER!
Birdo: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Popple: Uh oh! This is going to hurt.
(Birdo runs toward Popple)
Popple: Mommy!
Rookie: I hope she doesn't hurt me.
(Birdo starts a fight with Popple and Rookie)
Birdo: HOW DARE YOU! YOU DON'T LIKE ME!
Popple: Ah!
Rookie: Ugh!
Narrator: Both of them fly in the sky.
Popple and Rookie: Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!
(They both are stars; Birdo is still angry and looks at Yoshi)
Yoshi: (scared) Yshi!
(Birdo hits him and he flies)
Yoshi: Wah! (Echoed) Awowowowow! (A star)
Birdo: (Calms down) Hah! That was better!
(Mario and Luigi are covering themselves)
Birdo: I'm not going to hurt you anyway.
Mario: Whew! I thought we were goners!
Luigi: You got that right, big bro!
Birdo: You'll find the princess in a mansion.
Luigi: My mansion?
Birdo: I don't know. Maybe.
Mario: Let's go there!
Narrator: After a raging adventure with Birdo, Mario and Luigi head out to a strange mansion.
Luigi: The sign says, Luigi's Mansion ahead.
Mario: Luigi, I didn't know that you had your own house.
Luigi: Neither did I, Mario.
Narrator: What will happen in this mansion that Mario and Luigi are heading to? And what surprises will they face? Find out next time on "Episode 6: Supreme Surprises"!
Boo: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Author: Can you think of anything else? (Aaaaaaah!)
