It was another seemingly boring day at the office, until. "Hey guys!" Havoc yelled running into the office. "I've been pondering."
"Good for you." Breda mutters.
"Yes well done, you've started thinking." Farman smiles.
"I'm not finished." Havoc muttered.
"Ok, continue." Fury encouraged.
"Ok, I've been wondering," he started. "Why are Ed's pants shiny?"
"Excuse me?" Mustang gaped.
"They look like jeans or something, but they're shiny, what's up with that? I'm pretty sure jeans don't shine."
"Well, for one thing, they aren't jeans, they're rubber." Breda started.
"Rubber pants?" Farman asked.
"There's no other explanation."
"Rubber? I always thought they were made out of satin." Fury mused.
"Satin?! No way! Satin rips too easily, Ed's pants almost never rip." Havoc exclaims. They stare at him.
"He may be crazy, but he's right, it couldn't be satin." Breda agrees.
"Well, maybe The Gap came up with a pair shiny jeans." Havoc commented. They stare.
"Anyway, I think its leather." Farman suggested.
"Possible, but it has more of a rubber look to it."
"For the last time Breda they aren't rubber!" Roy shouts.
"Skintight?" They all turn around and look at Winry.
"What?" Havoc asks.
"Skintight pants."
"The pants aren't even close to skintight." Fury says.
"A girl can dream can't she," she muttered.
"What are you talking about?" Al asks walking in.
"Al, just the person we wanted to see!" Havoc grins. "Tell us, what type of pants does your brother wear?"
"Seriously? I thought you'd know by now."
"Continue," Mustang urges.
"They areā¦"
"Al!" Ed yells storming in. "What are you doing?!"
"Informing them on what kind of pants you wear Niisan."
"They don't have to know!"
"Plastic." Fury suggests.
"What?"
"Plastic pants,"
"Oh, for bed trouble." Mustang winks.
"Ewww, no!" he gags. "Look if you have to know they're made of pudding skin."
"Pudding skin?" they ask.
"You know, the skin that grows over pudding when you leave it out for a long time."
"Ewww, they make those?" Farman grimaces.
"Yeah, it's a new brand of Gap jeans."
"Mmm, tasty," Winry has a predatory look in her eyes. They step away from her.
"I'm here!" Envy yells running in.
"You're late." Mustang says.
"Sorry, but I was stuck in a drama fic." He glances around. "What did I miss?"
"Everything." Farman says.
"Oh well," he groans. He grins, "See ya later!" he jumps through the window.
"Well, bring in the stunt double while we resurrect Envy." Hawkeye sighs coming into the room. A blonde person with a strapless dress walks in.
"Who are you?" Al asks.
"Lust and Ed's kid." She explains.
"You're in the wrong fic." Fury points out.
"Oh, sorry." She leaves.
"Darn you Fangirls!" Ed yells.
"Where's Envy's stand-in?"
"I don't care; I'm getting a latte, anyone coming?" Havoc rants. They all shrug and follow him out the door.
